They found an obelisk on Mars haven't they? NASA announcement TODAY!!!!

>REEEEEEEE WHY ARE THE SCIENTISTS DOING SCIENCE?!?!?!?!?

Hmm, that all sounds like stuff non-scientists would try to convince you of.

>rovers on the surface collecting physical data is not objective concrete proof
I guess you're the kind of person that claim that "the facts aren't in on climate change yet" too, aren't you?

it's going to be more water under the soil like it's been the past 9 times

>I don't know anything about the topic so I'm just going to asspull things
Cute, kid. The rover has very finite capacity, it isn't some all encompassing lab for running infinite number of tests like your consumer pleb brain sees on CSI.
What NASA does with the rover is infer what they estimate to be probable based on the laughable small amount of samples the rover can collect. They aren't conclusively proving anything, you idiot.

>major annoucement
let me guess, they discovered Mars has some mineral which may hint at water being nearby.

nothing important

>the rover is unable to detect water except that it literally was designed to do exactly that

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>trying to be clever when you have a two digit IQ
What a waste.

>insulting someone's intelligence when you realised that you said something stupid and are unable to backpedal
Classic

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They would never announce if they found something like that. The government wouldn't let them, as it would cause mass chaos and panic.

People would absolutely flip their shit and it would be the beginning of a new era.

"We are not alone."

Literally this

>disgruntled liberals working for NASA and angry about the new head of NASA as well as the budget cuts would respect orders from Trump administration at all levels
Would never happen. Some lowly researcher would definitively leak it.

Then that person would "commit suicide" or be labelled insane and no one would believe him

>curiosity rover covering like 10km2
>people always expect some groundbreaking monument discovery

best case scenario he found a moist stone or something

Doubt it. The powers that be aren't competent enough to unlock an iphone, they are certainly not able to keep secrets at that level. Remember, they couldn't even keep the killing of Osama bin Laden secret for more than a couple of hours and pictures of it and the guy that did it stood forward after a mere weeks.

A lowly researcher would never know about it because their work is too compartmentalized. Anyone that could potentially leak it would risk not only putting themselves at risk, but their families and everyone they know. They would also be paid quite nicely to be quiet.

>que starboy by weeknd

It reaches out, 113 times per second but no one answers

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>NASA to hold major announcement
>We've discovered that the soil on Mars is potentially more red than previously thought possible, possibly due to trace amounts of sodium levels which theoretically could prove the existence of the "X" compound, which has a 0.1% chance of proving water may have used on Mars a billion years ago.
>Thank you for your time, have a wonderful day.

See I mean, Snowden, an entry-level contractor, managed to sneak away with an USB filled with state secrets that severely damaged the NSA.

Bradley Manning was a low-level analyst that leaked military top secrets to wikileaks.

Fucking OP is being a faggot with the links and sources again

independent.co.uk/news/science/nasa-mars-announcement-latest-today-discovery-samples-a8386986.html

What? There were pics of Bin Laden's body?

..... yes, the video was leaked and the unit that entered the room and shot him was criticised for also shooting the woman he used as a human shield.

How did you not know this, it was debated for months?

At the time I didn't watch a lot of news, this is why
I thought they made all that shit up as propoganda, hence why they dumped the body in the Indian Ocean, I never saw pictures

Also this
archive.is/QUCaf

>I thought they made all that shit up as propoganda
The video didn't really make the US look very good, as they outright executed everyone in the house including unarmed people.

Also, there was the Pakistani engineer that almost blew the entire thing, because he heard the helicopters and started posting shit on twitter half an hour or something before the operation started.

There are more than enough proofs to justifiably believe the official story in this case.

>hence why they dumped the body in the Indian Ocean
They did this because they didn't want his grave to become a place of worship, exactly the same reason why Hitler's burned remains were destroyed instead of buried too.

You do know that when Vault 7 was released, they proved Hitler didn't commit suicide and actually did flee?

>people who believe that the government is lying to them about 9/11 and osama bin laden and ISIS are also the same people who voted trump because nevar again!!! and muh isis
I will never understand this.

>"they can't unlock an iphone"
>people still believe this

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>You do know that when Vault 7 was released, they proved Hitler didn't commit suicide and actually did flee?
>trusting russian trolls and wannabe "hacktivists"

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/adolf-hitler-debunked-escaped-south-america-skull-fragment-woman-teeth-jawbone-scientific-study-a8360356.html

I definitively believe in the incompetence of the government, yes. Why else would I be a libertarian and want a minimal state?

That's not the problem, the problem is this clickbaity sensationalism sorrounding it.

they found what on Mars?

>we believe we might maybe have an indication of a possibility that there appears to be water on mars. pz gibs moar fedfunds, for further research into this amazing discovery.

>there are people who unironically believe that the Clintons orchestrated the revenge murder of Seth Rich and lead a child prostitution from the basement of a pizza restaurant when they couldn't even keep it a secret that Bill got his cock sucked by an intern

>user had to deal with morons at the DMV one time so the entire government must be hopelessly incompetent
Yeah, no, let's just reveal the existence of our immeasurably valuable iPhone 0days for one wanker, makes perfect sense.

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>implying government overreach and excessive regulations work as intended and that the economy isn't shitty as fuck
For the conspiratorial fuckery, see

Not to mention
>still lost to Trump, despite having both the deep state and all of the media on their side

How would the Church handle such happening? Would the Pope resign and quit? Imagine that overnight the entire religious world loses all credibility. Now that would end in a chaos. But then again, I'm sure they'd just come up with some retarded explanation that God put microbes on Mars, silly goys ;)

You are worryingly naive, friend.

Occam's razor, my friend. Is it possible that Obama and Hillary are literal demons that smell of sulfur and eat babies? Yes.

Is it more likely than that they simply are shifty career politicians? No.

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>the independent
>calling WikiLeaks Russian trolls
Get over it, she lost

>How would the Church handle such happening?
They'll just re-interpret the bible to include aliens existing.

>But then again, I'm sure they'd just come up with some retarded explanation that God put microbes on Mars
yep. doesnt have to be microbes either. it there was 100% full proof of intelligent life existing, they'll just say its a work of god

>believing that Hitler lives in Argentina with Tupac and Elvis

>putting words in my mouth
Ok faglord, ignore the obvious leaks because you don't like the source

>Hillary is a literal demon with the support of the deep state and all of media
>loses the election to a narcissistic reality star, because coal miners want their jobs back

Reminder that the left is now the pro war side, the side of calling Assange a traitor, the side of supporting Saudis, the side of furthering middle east intervention.
Don't try to reason with a spastic Liberal on the internet. They're indoctrinated.

>putting words in my mouth
The poster I responded to literally claimed that the Valut7 leaks proved that Hitler escaped, to which I responded that it is bullshit since Hitlers remains are kept by multiple countries.

I'm not talking about the public interface or stupid distracting conspiracies put out by wingnuts, user, I'm saying you're woefully underestimating the actual abilities of the intelligence community.

And now the burden of proof is on you, post another source besides the Independent then

>I'm saying you're woefully underestimating the actual abilities of the intelligence community.
And I think you are overestimating them, seeing how an entry-level contractor managed to smuggle state secrets out on an USB stick and flee to a foreign country.

>prove that Hitler was burned and didn't flee to Argentina or lives on a secret moon base
You know that the Independent article refers to multiple sources, right?

Here, have some sources my friend: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Adolf_Hitler#References

>when your $1 Billion campaign gets jackknifed by a bunch of neckbeards and spastics who worship a frog deity

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Of course he managed to evade them, he was ONE of them... You really think he released the worst of it?

Exactly.

Trump is part of the deep state you twat. What do you think 'deep state' meant before it was memed? Powerful rich people in political, military and business positions conspiring together on how to get more power and money.
>in b4 crackpot theory
>oh no, people colluding to get richer, that sounds so farfetched

That said, there is a 0% chance they found aliens on mars. At best the alien conspiracy people are mentally ill (i knew a person like this, actual schizophrenic), and at worst they are paid shills hired to create a public conceptual connection between "conspiracy theory" and "fringe nut-jobs, disregard out of hand".

>Of course he managed to evade them, he was ONE of them
That's the point, user. If you can't even trust your own employees, how can you keep a secret about evidence of intelligent extrasolar life. It's just ridiculous.

Trump isn't as rich as you believe. He isn't a deep state agent, he's Robert Mercer's personal marionette in the administration. That's all. There's no deep state, only rich donors buying political influence.

>inb4 but that's the definition of deep state
How can it be a deep state when everyone knows this and can infer it from public information?

Nothing and no one is infallible. He was simply one of thousands. What's this about aliens? Shit, what was this thread about again?

>Nothing and no one is infallible. He was simply one of thousands.
I agree.

>What's this about aliens?
See

>at worst they are paid shills hired to create a public conceptual connection between "conspiracy theory" and "fringe nut-jobs, disregard out of hand".
Muh 3D chess

>posting Wikipedia
lol
>implying the independent is actually independent and not leftist garbage reporting

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I posted the citations, feel free to go through them one by one and discredit them.

He's either a 'member' of the deep state boys club, or he's one of their countless "party member" sycophants playing a part for them.

>everyone is a leftist liberal trying to get me!!!!!
I don't understand, what possible agenda would (((they))) have to claim that Hitler died in the bunker if he actually fled?

Wouldn't (((them))) benefit more from a scary bogey man on the loose, justifying interventions in south america, like Osama bin Laden or all the former nazis that jewish activists and later Mossad went around killing?

You posted an article from the Independent and a Wikipedia article, both are biased sources
>posting an article about a French study that required supposed remains from the Russians of all fucking people
>mock me for talking about WikiLeaks

Oh the ironing

The same shit why they wanted to dispose of the body of Bin Laden in the ocean, so people would forget and there'd be no actual proof other than their word

>Mossad
>actually believing that bullshit Munich revenge story
I bet you think the Jews have your best interests in mind as well

>You posted an article from the Independent and a Wikipedia article, both are biased sources
Both have citations and sources.
Feel free to go through them and discredit them.

>mock me for talking about WikiLeaks
Pretend journalists and internet hacktivists != all russians

I don't think that Russians are out to get people, user. I simply think that the pretend journalist that work for wikileaks are exactly that: pretend journalists.

Also, see You're on really thin ice here, there is no motivation or any proof that Hitlers death was a cover up, except some claims regarding the circumstances of his death that is likely to be Soviet propaganda. But he didn't escape and flee, unless you can prove that there is significant doubt that the remains are Hitler's.

Footprints is what they found.

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I don't, which is why I'm sceptical about claims that nazis and other enemies of Israel escaped. It's an excuse for the Israeli to commit political assassinations.

>Mars
Shit's a wasteland.

You like making shit up huh?
Anyway, they did this same shit last year and it turned out to be so insignificant that I forgot what was even announced.

Ok bud, you go right ahead and believe that the Russian govt, specifically the FSB, was truthful in giving remains that were supposedly Hitler's to the French govt to debunk a story that's been around for 70 years, but didn't gain steam until WikiLeaks provided documentation from the CIA which stated that Hitler was alive

Wouldn't it be more advantageous to claim that he was still alive and use that for justification for another invasion?

Invasion of what Satan?

Regardless, I still think Snowden was a maligned traitor, and I hope the NSA reads my fic about tracking him down in Russia and having passionate mansex before slipping some polonium in his coffee the next morning. God, why'd he have to be so damn cute...

>believes the CIA
>believes the CIA are accurate in their intel
Double kek

>Saddam had WMDs
>Assad has gassed his own population, twice
>Osama bin Laden's family was hurriedly escorted out of the US despite all air traffic being grounded
>Operatives knew the whereabouts of bin Laden and could send a targeted strike but instead recommended a full-out invasion to a piss poor country with zero natural resources
>couldn't even keep their torture camps secret

reminder that the earth is flat and this is what mars actually looks like you can see it for yourself with some binoculars

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Pakistan, or at least use as leverage against Pakistan.

That's what they've been public about you fucking dipshit, the screenshot I took was what was leaked, it wasn't intended to be released
>actually believeing publicly presented "evidence" brought forth by the FSB
>actually falling for Russian fake news
The keks are mine

>70 year old declassified documents
>"leaked"
Sure, user.

Also
>believing in the russian troll narrative
Tripple kek

SERIOUS INFO IS TO BE REVEALED ABOUT ALIENS.
The answers are shocking and nothing like you imagined. Wish I could tell you more but I can't, infact I'm scared. My father will be moving our family to a safe military base before this mind blowing disclosure. God Bless and get ready for the greatest happening in the history of mankind.

Considering how unpopular the war in Afghanistan and Iraq was, I seriously doubt Obama would have any idea to have invaded Pakistan, also why would he want to attack people of his religion?

If it turns out to be aliens I will legit give you $100

>also why would he want to attack people of his religion?
Do you think that lying nigger is a man of principles?

Nice bullshit psyop, which agency do you work for? IDF? NSA? I'd say CIA considering how you trip to flip the script on the Russian narrative
Nope never did

>REEEE THE GOVERNMENT IS OUT TO GET ME!!!!! YOU MUST BE A GOVERNMENT AGENT!!!!! REEE

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I need a gpu so badly that i'm hoping nasa announces they found a huge batch of brand new graphics cards in mars and they're already hauling it back to earth as we speak.