This guy comes to your LAN party and walks over your mouse cable by accident, catapulting your mouse to the floor

This guy comes to your LAN party and walks over your mouse cable by accident, catapulting your mouse to the floor.

What do you do?

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Unzip his pants and choke on his BBC until he cums in my throat.

Wonder how that happened because I use a wireless mouse

Clearly his powers are beyond your understanding

Obviously because you were charging your Apple mouse

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Post on the internet about being cucked and genocided again

These, but unironically

you just tripped over my mouse

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What can you even do? Sometimes bad things happen.

If he noticed, reassure him that accidents happen and everything is okay.
If he didn't notice, nothing.

this is nice board

My bad bro, I should have not left my mouse cable on the floor, luckly we didn't trip over it with a plate of food or booze.

I kick him in the testicles, grab his nasty hair and throw him to the floor and stomp on his head a few times.

Why would a nigger be at my LAN party? Why would I even host a LAN party, I hate everyone.

Pleasant person that is cool to hang around with

Hateful nerds with limited exposure to sunlight and acne on their faces

I tell him He's one of my fav battle rappers, and that his joint vs Surf is a classic

reddit spacing nigger lover

Laugh because it's not my mouse. I don't even own a mouse. I solely use the keyboard.

Nice try but I work outdoors, I just come here to shitpost.

>lan party
You're pretty stupid

pussy bitch

I'd spark the cunt out as I'm well fucking handy. Chalkie wouldn't get back up.

What else can you do about it? Why let it influence you; we should be civilized by now, we should be above that as a species.
>oh no, me irreplaceable totally not mass manufactured accessory fell on the ground
>me throw him temper tantrum and fight with stranger over accident

Slap his girlfriend's ass.

This, learn to be real humans

I'd tell him it's no big deal, pick the mouse up and carry on with my life.

1. I don't play childish games.
2. I don't associate with negroids.