you don't fool me, you're not actually gay ;)
You don't fool me, you're not actually gay ;)
yep im straight
You're right I'm as straight as a line
that's what I'd like to believe but my porn folder says otherwise
haha let's laugh at the faggot everyone
w...what
actually I investigate faggotory and One day I believe I will find a cure for these poor mental ill people
You mean those larpers who act gay on the internet for attention?
also:
COCK mhhhhhhhhhh
ewww we got a faggot
OH YEAH GIVE ME THOSE (YOU)'S, YEAH.
ALL IN MY MOUTH, I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR (YOU)'S AND SWALLOW THEM.
PUT YOUR COMMENT IN MY MOUTH PLEASE OH YEAH NOW IN MY BUTTHOLE OH YEAH ALL THESE (YOU)'S OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
thank you for recognising my heterosexuality
you are a female right?
h..hot...
straight boy here
No, I'm a 19 yo guy larping on the internet as a qt girl for attention.
You were also pretty short right?
F...FUCK, THIS IS SUCH A THICK COMMENT, PLEASE, JUST LET ME SUCK IT...
IT'S SO FUCKING BIG, I MIGHT NOT EV... ARGHHHH
noel a cute twink
172 isn't that short really...
Literally who?
Someone needs to make a meme of a 172cm boy and a 177cm giant lole
JK you're a cutie
It is if you are 195
I'm sure I could still beat you in a fight. I can imagine fighting a slender.
Giant
177 is perfect and you can't convince me otherwise
One of the two is at least
Only if you manage to exploit my ridiculously high venter of balance and make me trip over a banana peel or sometthing
You smol too
bro how tall are the purebred IBERIANS I'm only 185
nooo you're just a giant
one tall b o y e
Im like 40% iberian tho
Im an iberian-nord crossbreed
I want you to go to asia once and make lots of pictures with the people living there.
H..Hey!
W..what are you trying to say mr 172?
Nuh uh, you just smol
195cm is the average height in white EVROPA
Size differences are my fetish so I wouldnt say no
I thought that nord genes were pretty common in iberia though?
that your asian females are almost required to use a child's seat in switzerland
Noo you lieeee
Thats very region specific
Maybe in the north/center and catalonia
FUCK WRONG PIC
Singaporean girls are bigger than thattt
derailing this thread with no survivors because its gayshit that nobody cares about anyway
How do you guys manage with headaches when you're trying to learn something?
Or is it a sing that I'm too stupid to learn stuff?
r...rude!
Singapore big and stronk
cocaine
that shit is impossible to get here, besides i'm very prone to addictions and drugs are not a very good idea
Guess I was just wrong then!
drink a full cup of water and get in a dark room for maybe 30 mins and it should clear up
Americans usually are wrong when making assumptions about other countries
I wasn't making an assumption, I had heard that but misremembered the details. I mean, most "am*rigans" wouldn't know there were any nordic landings in spain at all.
>nordic landings
U wot?
The... the nordic people who came to spain. That's all I mean. Most Americans wouldn't know that there was intermixing at all.
But what about the time I had gay sex?
There were no nordic landings in spain
The two main sources of nordic genes come from the fall of the roman empire and the visigoth period, then the inmigration policies and ties with the HRE Netherlands and Belgium during 1500-1800
You were confident enough in your straightness that you did gay secks ironically
we did?
Must've missed that class
No it was 100% gay but I was exceptionally drunk
did you enjoy it?
Would have been better if I was more sober but it was by no means bad
hot
this actually
Guys, don't overdo the gae please, we don't want another /lgbt/.
What about that description was hot?
Too many faggots when any odd thing makes people say, "He's sexually attracted to men." What about the oddfellows? Where did they go?
>4cl
Was that what I wanted or was that what I did in my pathetic desperation when no one would cooperate with me?
Just thinking of gay secks...
Odd fellows sounds like a lousy ripoff of goodfellas, but instead of gangsters you have a group of weirdos LARPing as gangsters badly
Top or bottom?
Sucked his dick then we just kind of passed out holding each other
That's so sweet~
U definitely gay tho.
Yeah I'm aware
cute
what
>6626805
I thought you were normal guy
Haha, more iberian than you, nordcuck.
hmm
but it really is a cute story
idk
you are infected too? what a pity
Thanks