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>the industry NEEDS competent developers
that's what the big companies say to congress to approve hiring thousands of incompetent h1-b's instead of educated americans.

truth is, there's no shortage of competent developers. but middle managers would rather hire 10 shitty developers than 2 decent ones, so the average american programmer is stuck between a rock and a hard place.

>asserting competent developers won't work for shitty pay

>listing GPA
gosh americans are pathetic

You'll make that in 6 months with a few years of experience. Big deal. It's an investment.

no it's a scam

this is literally gambling
you're not even assured you'll be able to get a job before your loan grace period ends
enjoy working mcdicks to pay your student loans

>that resume got op a job
Speaks miles about the job quality over there

Or you know, you can do it without debt. Or way less than that. I managed without debt but had about 15K help from parents via providing me a living space.

It's fine if you're fresh out of school. Remove it after a year on the workforce

>I managed without debt but had about 15K help from parents via providing me a living space.
Many peoples' parents won't do this, or help in any way whatsoever, either because they themselves can't afford to or because they believe their kids need to make it on their own.

Keep telling yourself that

nice

I use this template. Easy enough to modify to fiy and latex is pleasing enough.

sharelatex.com/templates/cv-or-resume/software-developer-resume

It's still a fuckton less than 50K if I hadn't have had that help.

Jobless neets: please note the absolute lack of latex autism in OP's image.

i failed out of college because of my depression and now i make 10k USD a day selling software so idk man do what you want

>Highly motivated bla bla bla

Write something more original.

I got a job through freelancing, a local start-up company for which I had set up a website through which they can sell their products, security cameras and a register system decided to hire me for €70k/year. That was 3 years ago, now they pay me €76k/year and I don't even have to show up more than once a week as long as everything keeps working and they don't want anything new. I dropped out of college during my second year btw.

Why is Jow Forums the only board where anons get constantly problem with finding a job? Vocels from Jow Forums do not count.

what is this?, a picture for spic ants?

>Why is Jow Forums the only board where anons get constantly problem with finding a job?
Two reasons: confirmation bias, and board demographics. There's a handful of people who struggle, and they are very vocal compared to the people who actually have jobs.

Also, a vast majority of Jow Forums posters are high-schoolers or college students, which means that most of them are going not land their dream job on the first attempt.

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>GPA 3.62
>not even trying

When you're good enough, even this resume will get you more job offers than you can handle.

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>paying for studies
What kind of country don't provide education for free ?

>PARALLEL PROGRAMMING | OPERATING SYSTEMS
>Using the C language in a Linux environment, created a program that correctly managed several simultaneous processes.

What is that supposed to mean?
I mean, congrats, but what the hell, man?
You used fork() once and you put it in your CV?

kek

Happy wagecucking.

why the fuck did you censor this

his name is joseph redmon, and he's actually pretty talented and basically a poor man's ML superstar. He doesn't even need a resume to get a job, because everyone in the sector knows him.

can you help me fix my resume i think its good but nobody wants to hrie me thanks you and please

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It's perfect.

>underlined text
>italic text
>capitals
>pipes
>4 font sizes
0/10 I don't believe you. Looking at this makes the average LaTeX typesetting look good.

>Spanish

That's why you got a job. No other reason.

11/10 topzozzle keksimus maximus unironically made me laugh to tears

wow you really drank the koolaid didn't you.

if you have an impressive GPA why not?

It's like "look at my stars, I'm a retarded school girl, nananana booboo".
Show something that shows you can do real life work or don't bother.

The problem is that leaving GPA off as a new grad makes employers suspicious that you had too embarrassing of a GPA to list. It doesn't usually go on resumes as a bragging point. It's included because it can be detrimental to you if you don't.

>everyone's situation is the same as mine
>everyone lives somewhere with a college nearby
Fucking retard kill yourself. Not all of us are able to leech off of mommy and daddy

Hahahahaha these poorfags with deadbeat parents. I got a 4 year degree in computer engineering debt free. Parents literally paid for everything because I did well in school and wasn't a fuck up. Got a job right before my last year so everything was smooth sailing with no worries.

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You can't get a job 6 months after graduating? Are you retarded? You apply for places beginning of your last semester. Had a job for after I graduated two months into my last semester

The freest country of them all

Yet you're still an ugly incel with no friends in real life driving a beat to shit cad with 180k miles or riding public transportation. Literally sad.

Retard
incompetent retard
nice larp. Even if not larp, you got lucky faggot so stop spreading your experience as if it is the norm
Good job but you did have some luck. You obviously knew what you were doing so props but don't spread your experience as if it is the norm
Jow Forums is filled with 15 year old /v/ermin who can't function without a big shiny GUI. Most have no real skills besides arguing about 3 for difference or shilling for MS or Apple
Poorfag or deadbeat parents

Nice projection. Got anything else to cry about?

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>hes a "programmer"
>he supposedly makes 90k+ a year
>he still lives in an apartment
>he doesn't drive a nice car
>he doesn't go on vacations around the world every few months
>he doesn't have a family and children to spend his time with
All I'm getting out of the people here is that they're a bunch of liars

>this level of bitterness
if your life is so bad just kill yourself dude

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This actually describes me quite well. I make a decent amount of money but don't spend it on anything. No car, no family, no house.

Hahaha 3.6 I have a 2.7 gpa I'm garbage xD

Cuz not all of us have sugar mommys who need to sloppyly slurp on rich daddy's wrinkly cock to make sure her son to stay in the house for another week

Seething

Have you seen resumes from non-western countries? They're literally typed in notepad and are probably 8 lines including their name and phone number with only the name of their last job or two and positions (same line) and telling people how much they like to work on the next lines.
You must have gone against nothing but those people and HR decided you to be the one not foreign hire because your resume is pretty shitty to say the least.

can I get a job in IT if I know a lot about computers (minus programing, also no degrees) or should I start my own business like Louis Rossman?

I've been doing repairs on my own but still don't have enough clients to make a decent income.

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no more excuses

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>Only Autism
This is truly the best timeline.

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Remove the degree and it looks pretty similar to what got me hired. I had two web-based crud apps (MERN and LAMP) android app (associated notes with contacts), windows gui program (basic home mortgage calc), and a linux terminal network app.