How does Jow Forums watch porn?

i just have sex with my tulpa

I look at the screen.

Viewing amateur videos from Tumblr on my desktop or phone and downloading all the ones I like from my feed.

It's poison and I wish I could stop.

Tell me about her feminie penis.
Does she wears a cute bow around it that matches her lingerie like in my chinese cartoons?

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Stop Watching Porn

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make me fgt

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Trying. Super tempted, even though I know my wife will likely put out if I ask in just a few hours. Fucking sucks.

I use regular porn sites.
Usually with Tampermonkey to hide ads with custom CSS

I cant make you something you already are

I don't quite get why people watch porn.
Like, just have real sex instead?

Fuck her right in the ass.

>dat feel when no gf
>best next thing is porn
>makes me feel bad but releases stress
>mfw

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e621.net
I don't clear my history either.

no

Which tags do you use?

Through tor browser locked inside an encrypted veracrypt container.

my gf is completely submissive and vanilla. sex is boring

On derpibooru.

why do people worship this skyrim npc

holy shit at all these people feeling guilt and regret just for jacking off
sure is american in here

good advice, will attempt.

You're disappointing your maker, user.

My dad gave up long ago.

Unbirth

>why did I even look that up...

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Kid: DESTROYED

He enjoys me being a dirty slut.
Sucks to be you since your dad wants you to be a permavirgin.

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if you dont fap at least once per day enjoy your prostate cnacer when your 50

e621 is breddy good as well.

>log into guest mode
>go to favorite porn search engine
>beat my dick like it owes me money
>jizz all over the place
>log out of guest mode, not a trace of my internet history is saved on the pc
>clean up stray jizz
>success.jpg

>dad
I meant God, you dumbasses.

>holy shit at all these people feeling guilt and regret just for jacking off
>implying you don't have post-coital tristesse just like everyone else
kek, keep lying to yourself

>He thinks I care about the opinion of a jehovah witness or mudslime on Jow Forums.

>makes me feel bad
Are you watching cp or what?

(You)

Porn is a Jewish trick to make you waste your life force and lower your willpower. Each time you ejaculate is like a free shekel for Zionist Jews.

14/88 WPWW
Greg

>why go on an airplane if you can just fly user?
its, just not possible.

Why?

>implying you need porn to fap
>t. impotent

>opinion
God's existence is a fact, and morals are absolutely objective, user.
*tips fedora*

The stuff I fap to isn't physically possible.

Yes goy.... you must jerk off regularly to avoid prostate cancer. It's even better to jerk off and let women peg you.

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on a Samsung Galaxy Tab A while driving at 120km/h or faster

Ishallah achmed

>he isn't the master of his domain

Ha ha, oh wow

with eyes

(You)

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>feeling bad after watching porn
Nigga what? Is this the power of american indoctrination?

>god creates us
>which means he also creates us with crippling disabilities, random early deaths as a child
>this is okay
Tell me user, if someone were born a vegetable would he go to heaven when he dies? he doesn't understand the concept of God at all, so he can't believe. or at the very least he can't consent or think through his own reasons for the existence of such an entity.

Are you telling me to go have sex with children?

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*tips menorah*

Begone heathen!
[TIPPING INTENSIFIES]
>waaah, why aren't things my way?!?
So you're mad things aren't exactly how you wanted them to be and then you jack off to get back at God. Yep, sounds about right for an atheist. That's really mature.
Yes, I'm square, so what?
Begone, deicide!

(You)

>So you're mad things aren't exactly how you wanted them to be and then you jack off to get back at God. Yep, sounds about right for an atheist. That's really mature.
I never said anything of the sort, what gave you that idea? please answer my question.

The answer to your question is yes, an innocent person would be fine. And the answer to your implied "hurr why does good allow suffering" is that God wants people to suffer. The central figures in both Christianity and Islam died painful deaths--clearly such injustice is a sign that God doesn't exist, right?

MAXIMUM TIPPING
>what gave you that idea?
The "this is not okay", part. Who are you to judge God?

(You)

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>implying you don't have post-coital tristesse just like everyone else
Not him but I used to feel like shit too, but I stopped feeling that way this by doing something enjoyable after fapping, looks like your body will learn that fapping is good and you'll just feel relaxed instead of guilty.

Spread your legs further
satch.tv/starts/?mref=261

We're hitting tipping levels that shouldn't even be possible!

No, no user, disabilities are punishment for your sins.
And since we inherit the sins from our progenitors, since the original sin, this explains why kids may born disabled.

Alright, do you have any studies falsifying that?

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According to christianity, the original sin was forgiven when Jesus sacrified himself, so what are you talking about?

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>those people playing an ARG based on some Jewish-folklore-inspired fanfiction for two thousands of years

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but how can an innocent person be fine if they don't accept jesus? i thought we all had sin in us and needed jesus or faith in god to get put into heaven? no one is innocent.
>god wants people to suffer
great, thanks for clearing that up. I want nothing to do with that entity.
>who am i to judge god
i judge things based on my life experience, and i find it abhorrant that a 'loving' entity would create people deliberately to have them suffer. who are you to assume god actually cares about you?
but that's not okay. who in their right mind would actively want children punished for the supposed sins of those who came so far before them that their memory isn't in anyones living mind, and hasn't been for thousands of years. it's like sending someone to jail because Julius caeser was a cunt and the guy might be related to him. at least jail has the decency to be temporary, unlike eternal punishment in hell.

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These 2 faggots fighting over their beliefs... when both fap to interracial pr0n.

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Not them but what's wrong with self inserting as the slutty 18 year old who gets anally destroyed by 4 black men?

linux virtual machine

sauce?

>still being communist after the 20th century

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this, seriously.

>i judge things based on my life experience
I already knew that. It's obvious from your posts that you're a flaming atheist because of previous experiences, namely when you were 6 you didn't get that slot car toy you really wanted, that's when you knew there was no God.
>i find it abhorrant that a 'loving' entity would create people deliberately to have them suffer.
You assume suffering is a bad thing just because it feels bad.
>who are you to assume god actually cares about you?
I'm not assuming anything, that's a known fact.

Empornium (private torrent tracker). I honestly don't know how I lived before I could download all the high quality pornos I want for free. It's not even hard to maintain a ratio at all.

Single handedly

lol guess how I know you're virgin and haven't been a long relationship. It's just not the same. People who are in a stable and healthy relationship and overall gold sex life still masturbate because it's a completely different thing.

>athiest
no user, i have never said "god does not exist". and not getting a toy has nothing to do with it anymore than you getting a toy and thinking 'thank you, god!' made you a theist.
>this is a known fact
i'm sure it is, yet you can't provide falsifiable evidence for it.

Tachiyomi

Stop objectifying women.

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You mean the century when communism industrialized countries and beat illiteracy all over the world?

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>want to upload some quality porn
>they force me to write a description and take screenshots