How to remain 100% anonymous online with 0 chance of being unmasked?

>Do an ass ton of stuff to make your browser untraceable
AKA use tor

>falling for the tor meme
t. underage

this is either bait or you're just retarded

youtu.be/-AhJ-fGQsfo?t=93

Cute lips

Is this linus before he got castrated?

That poor disfigured soul! Why, he's hardly got any legs to stand on! EEEHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAHA!

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Actually possible if you use Freenet with high security settings, but then you're not browsing the general internet, just freesites.

Air gap yourself.
Pretend you're posting online.
It's very effective.

Stop being stupid. Most people get denonymized because of their own behaviors and not the botnet.

Make a decentralized botnet, implement PFS, and have plausible deniability on your local systems. Make sure your malware is automated to run remote exploits without you needing to connect to a c&c server.

Connect through public dynamic access points. Don't leave any evidence you were there. Make sure you ensure your OPSEC at all times.

Don't brag about anything.

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retarded

You should be able to spoof your mac address...

This is true
I should also be able to tie my shoes but i can't do that either

>retarded image
>retarded post
Fuck off normie.

ok thanks for your input

Tails, coffee shop parking lot, away from cameras, spoofed mac, non-oob processor, all fresh accounts, no identifying certificates, accounts, or passwords. All new information created within one session. Nothing can be related to a session. Also absolutely NO js.

Use someone else's computer?

>mac
Found your problem.

Forget to turn on your wifi.

Best way to be 100% anonymous with no way to be unmasked.

Reminder that the Silky Road founder was tracked not because of TOR or bad anonymization, those are perfects. He was tracked due to a human error, which was to post his site's code on StackOverflow (lol what a fucking nigger)

Holee Fuk plz let this be bait

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>100% anonymous
impossible to do unless you lurk 99% of the time and post shit that doesn't really show you as a person (like shitposting for example).
>0 chance of detection
impossible, if someone wants to know and has that sweet government funding they will fucking find you.

The secret really is just understanding cybersecurity, cyberdefence, pentesting against yourself, and being reasonably paranoid.

Once google cities (TM) are built, all your real life data will be uploaded and compared to supposedly anonymous users, so by that point you might as well just jihad the google centre of love and kindness (TM)

Don't trust google, EVER.

>MAC address
>applel products are secure xD
kek

Don't dl cp in the first place

Getting away with downloading cp is actually really easy. Getting away with distributing cp is still pretty easy if you know what you're doing. Getting away with producing cp, not so much.

than why are you even asking

Even more if you live in the USA. This pedofuck fled from BRAZIL (aka. the united states of impunityland) to the USA.

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Wait, is that true? OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Pour water over pc

Unplug your internet

You can't

Use the internet over public wifi through a VPN that keeps no records paid for with a currency that can't be easily traced back to you like store gift cards bought with cash and then use TOR.

fingerprints...

Don't post your name and other private info on the internet, ever.
A fully protected privacy is better than anonymity. You can be anonymous anytime you want. But once you post your privacy info on the internet, it is game over!

Tips:
- Use duckduckgo instead of google search.
- Don't use chrome. Use a good fork of Firefox.
- Use adblocker.
- Use Linux, but don't use Ubuntu.
- Don't use gmail and other 3rd-party alternatives.
- Use a trusted VPN that accepts Bitcoin. Don't register with real name.
- Store your savings in Monero, use Bitcoin for payments.
- Use an internet broadband with dynamic IPs. Don't register with real name.
- Don't use credit cards and banks.
- Don't use Paypal, Amazon, etc.
- Don't use Facebook with real name or not use it at all.
- Don't use discord, slack, etc.
- Don't use smart phones, or just don't have a sim card.
- Use different email with unique 20+ password length with 2FA.
- Don't use online 3rd-party services.

I do all of these things. Other tips like not using you own computer, disabling javascript or connecting to public wifi are not practical and are not complete safe either.

Use Whonix.
I used it in combination with windows, on a physical PC, works really well. What surprised me the most is that Windows Update works through tor

Actual autism

install gentoo

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Incognito mode my nigga, also use your neighbour's wifi to browse da deeb web!!!.

Go online 0% of the time.

Is this guy Jow Forums?

>duckduckgo
More like duckduck NO.

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Quality bait, can't tell if real bait or not

your isp has agreed to be the mitm, most have. build new net or get over it

just use your moms iphone retard

can ifone evn use da deepweb>???