What technology do I need to make my ass look like this?

What technology do I need to make my ass look like this?

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Diapers.

ass cheek impacts or just get fat and slim down and pray that your fat is the last to slim down so that you can be skinny while having a fat ass still.

you need to get a nigger ass

Cocks.

Big Guy Pants(TM)

Do ass exercises, there are tons of them. Search this thing called the internet

Can bruise the cruise (literally)
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
dem padded pants
this, squats nigguh!

They not big enough for you

DRUMPF

1. Join $cientology
2. Let John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and David Miscavige take turns fucking your ass.
3. Profits!

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Close enough

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Macbook

Dis dick, whyboi.

a lobotomy

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>weight bar
>weights
>weight rack
>weight lifting shoes
>protein shakes

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don't get pic related's shoes

botox

This guy has a real "I have no idea what I'm doing" look on his face.