Chesspills

Bc7

Gotta keep your options open for designated shitting lines

Its ok, that's a grandmaster move /Ben Goldstein

Pawn to a4

dxe4

Gibs me dat white pussy

A fehér kezd, aztán a fekete.
Tehát a fehér jön most.
f1 -> d3 kezdőknek
b1 -> c3 haladóknak

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I assume you've meant bishop to d7

>what is a check

c7 - c5 is a strong move for black.

Playing as white I always open up with c4

If my opponent opens up with e4 I always try for the tennyson gambit

e4 to e5 /thread

Sorry, but I'm just a ROOKie
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killme

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Pd5
Qd5
Kc3

If black is smart they'll pull queen back giving white a two turn headstart on developing

make the horsie move past the other guys i like how they can do that

lol

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this is my favorite opening, the knight looks cool taking cover behind the pawn

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youtu.be/JvoOBbChxb4

g1 to f3
this is retarded

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thats my opening too.

That's a terrible move. White's best move is to capture the pawn and gain time on the queen. With 3. Nc3

kek'd and check'd

haha this is almost like we are back again on our good old quarantined subrêddit amirite guys hahaxD

The scandi is a Caro-kann bastard of an opening. White is almost +1 in most lines... use it only as a surprise weapon or a shortcut if you don't plan to be a professional chess player.

c8 to e6

Are you trying to play the worst move of all time? You're blocking your king's pawn...

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Lets make Chess the game of White People, lets make it the game of /Pol.

the engine says that move is too retarded to even consider

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>BMWF pairing
>it's the white KING's pawn vs black QUEEN's pawn
Learn your genders dude

Chess is the ultimate game

I prefer to put as many pieces in check at the beginning of the game as possible. The opponent usually gets confused eventually and when he fucks something up, the dominos start to fall.

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It's 4D chess.

kek Saved

That is not anything resembling a strategy but ok mane

> when you realize magnus carlsen posts on Jow Forums

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It's too addictive. We are trying to accomplish in the real world, remember
>t. chess addict

Oh... I'm not aware of how that works.

Jews win in the end

.... és akkor Soros.

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-BREAKING-
FIDE just announce that 1. f3 e5
2. g4?? Qh4# will be known as TrumpThreeDee opening

Never play F4

All theory

My favourite method is to move one of my pieces that is blocking a check to the enemy king to a square that threatens the enemy queen which guarantees that they’ll lose their queen

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Bump

cool flag

when are the 4chmods finally fixing the broken flags mane

But what if they block the check with a capturing piece that then proceeds to check your own king?

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>tfw graduated 4.0 in college, work as a programmer and good at my job
>can't even beat pc at chess on easy
>lose to high school dropouts in played league/dota/hon for seven years and at the end still lost almost every game to people who had played for less than a week
>couldn't beat the first Portal game
>insanely absent-minded
why is structured/logical thinking impossible for me

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It's okay at least you graduated 4.0 in college, work as a programmer, and good at your job

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NOT GOOD ENOUGH

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LOSER

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I don't like you because you needed to brag about your career in a thread completely unrelated to it.

Graduated college and your still a loser!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAA

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I'm not bragging, I just don't get why I'm good at that but bad at everything else involving logic

You should do better with that score imo.

Maybe you hate confrontation? I actually know a number of people like that. In fact, I Know this will sound like a meme but we Finns tend to be like that. Exactly like that. We are at our best if no one bothers us.
>the absolutely worst sales persons in the World

I do, but what would that have to do with facing computers/people I don't know online ??

Forget them.

Listen.

Become a researcher in a National research institute. A fuckton of those in USA (jealous of you for this, seriously)

They won't kick you out once you settle in.