Post irritating tech words or phrases that get used often by complete jobbers. I'll start with a few:
>consume media
>problematic
>battlestation
Post irritating tech words or phrases that get used often by complete jobbers. I'll start with a few:
David Watson
Robert Ramirez
>INTERNET
>OF
>THINGS
Jack Murphy
>deep dive
Zachary Stewart
nice image you fucking faggot
Logan Sanders
>full-stack
Kayden Gutierrez
>apps
>devices
>dev ops
>kubernetes
>big data
>digital assistant
>data rights
>code of conduct
>interwebs
>anything-js
Caleb Carter
>Kafkaesque
Brody Adams
>waifu
>botnet
>cuck
>tofu/sóy
>Boomer
Nicholas Powell
>code artisan
>code guru
>code ninja
people who unironically use these words should be send to the gas chamber.
Jordan Perry
>name dropping their laptop or phone
"Let me just check that on my SurfaceBook 12inch retina display"
Carson Hughes
>GUI pronounced as "gooey"
Aiden Roberts
This one really pisses me off.
>problematic
nice.
>apps
every fucking time
hmmm
Easton Price
This absolutely rustles my jimmies.
James Adams
>IoT
>in the cloud
Nathan Johnson
>see android phone
what Sansung is that?
Lucas Stewart
samsung
Evan Cruz
>saying "iPhone" for phone
Jacob Bell
>ecosystem
Bentley Campbell
So᠋y᠋ botnet cuck 14 year old Boomer
Austin Nguyen
> So᠋y᠋
It's not filtered anymore?
Onions onions
Cameron Jackson
Your passwords are automatically filtered too see:
************
Tyler Howard
**********
How does the system know?
Ryan Barnes
Test
**********
Brody Ross
testing
So᠋y᠋
so᠋y᠋
Testing
Onions
onions
testing
Sebastian Brown
BillClintonIsARapist!69
Jeremiah Mitchell
lmao know way this works
watch
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Aiden Hernandez
iLoveNiggerPorn69
Justin Williams
onions
Anthony Foster
>desktop environment
Aaron Hill
who the fuck draws these
Christopher Rogers
Funny autistic cunts who don't feel like contributing anything useful to the world.
Brayden Rodriguez
Well, usefulness is in the eye of the beholder.
Lincoln Robinson
Not a tech word but I woke up today and had to think of the phrase "against all odds".
Everything happens "against all odds".
It's a completely meaningless phrase.
Christopher Harris
>blockchain
>crypto
>ai
>machine learning
Thomas Barnes
>more vibrant and diverse
Jace Richardson
>jobbers
Justin Young
eat.a.dick.69.69
Asher Ramirez
these desu
and also
>using apps instead of programs
Adrian Lopez
"Consume media" has a nice dystopic ring to it. I can't hate it.
Christian Gutierrez
hunter2
Christopher Harris
>>consume media
Who even says that
Jordan Reed
I keep seeing "digital nomad" cropping up
Jack Gomez
>Digital nomad
Oh that's a bad one alright
Charles Parker
>evangelist
Jayden Anderson
Gee You Ayy
Matthew Harris
wat the fuq
Samuel Brooks
**** **** **** ****
My password is my credit card number
Isaiah Davis
>pro-sumer
Nathaniel Evans
>normie
>Jow Forums
Easton Phillips
>bleeding edge
>clickstream convergence
>e-vision
>digerati
>killer apps
>diversified synergy
>worknode
>paradigm shifting
>all sizzle and no steak
>worldwidewebberverse
>I'll have a pot of kombucha.
>You don't mind an 80-hour work week, do you?
Angel Hernandez
This so much. I bet that 90% of people saying that shit don't even know what it means
Andrew Torres
>cyber-crime
>cyber-police
>cyber-bullying
Joseph Anderson
>blockchain
Samuel Jones
>cyber
>just 'cyber'
Henry Collins
battle station
Colton Perez
>webinar
Luke Russell
>Jow Forums - “”Technology””
Xavier Bell
password1
John Martin
>Young people understand technology
>because they were born into a world with it
always remind old technophobes that the census was tabulated by machine in 1910 and thus every American born since then has lived in a world where data-parsing technology affects their daily life.
Joseph Harris
wtf that's not cool!!
Easton Barnes
It kind of makes sense though because it is a legitimate group of users. Basically people who were pirating Photoshop because individuals couldn’t afford that shit.
Nathaniel Cook
James Young
I've always hated "evergreen"
Jackson Long
Onions onions
Onions
basedboy
Basedboy
Lucas Harris
hunter2