Jow Forums humor thread

You do realize there's like a whole 3 people on this board old enough to get the reference without Google, right?

Had to (((google))) it

It was on RLM somewhat recently, so it's not as obscure as it used to be.

was it ever obscure? or are we just that old? everyone around 30 watched tom green in school

That image is fairly accurate. You should also include openSUSE and Fedora, which are also decent distros.

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I'm not a burger, so it has always been highly obscure where I live. I was introduced to that guy by people calling his show on /b/.

please be real

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Make it 4!

Alexander Calder's gaming rig.

would some smart lad explain
to the brainlets like me?

>to the brainlets like me?
The last one will literally burn your house down.

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wut about slackware

They are schemes for AC to DC transformers, from the most complex that filters signals like a fucking molecular sieve to one that literally is one transformer core with a diode at the end.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectifier

thanks a lot Jow Forumsuys

Any time, user.

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>lenovo

remove arch and it's accurate

Fuck off. :(
Arch has best wiki.

Daddy would you like some sausages

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I understand this reference

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We're just that old, friendo. I'm almost 37. Most of this board is 18-24, some above or below, but most fall in that range.

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>Almost 23
Please don't remind me. :(

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>120v virgin vs Zeus 230v Chad

Wow I made that

(on a Mac)

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(keks in free software)

Just turned 31, feel exactly as I did when I was 18. do people ever grow up? Are there any men out there? or is everyone just pretending?

It's that time to sell your rig again.

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turning 30 next month. still feel same as 10 years ago

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
',:^)

>pic related
>oh your poor poor manlets. The chads will think of you as they are finishing all over the girl of your dreams.

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guess i grew a little bit then

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>using raid 10

i miss early 2010s mbps so much

>that keyboard layout
they're shit and have always been shit. even though I use VIM I still often find myself hitting delete, home, end, pgup and pgdn. Having those randomly scattered across the keyboard fucks up my workflow.

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anyone got the actual screencap btw?

People who use windows don't think of you, mate.

i endet up installing win7 on the one i got from school back then

I hope you're bullshitting. I'm 24 and I already feel much different (in a good way) than when I was 18, and I realize a lot will change on the future as well.
Were you already done mentally growing at 18?

There is no way..
Is there?

i'm turning 25 next month and i don't feel any different from when i was 18. looking back i know i am somewhat different, but i don't feel it. if that makes any sense.

Perhaps I matured faster than most

this stupid cringe garbage should be forgotten and never talked about.

most of the cisco phones run JRE over some linux. it's objectively possible, just a PITA.

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>Arsch linux

activated my almonds

The "personal growth" meme implies that your current self is shit

Or it implies that your current self has room for improvement

I'd buy it if there was guaranteed community support, but there wouldn't be.

>no 2.5mm headphone jack
>only one floppy drive
Dropped.

Kali count as Debian?

it's missing a BNC connector and local TV
But I would buy it

>stallman
>gentoo
Obviously the artist and OP have no idea about anything Jow Forums.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HNa6T5S3H68
I mean.

>Stallman
>Shoulders wider than abdomen
Ye don't suppose so?

the cloud is the future

>python
christ why is this so fucking funny i literally can't stop laughing

>@value
>the spy

>mfw when I'm that guy
>mfw I also wrote a controller for MPD

Internals are pretty simple, phone can receive XML from an http server. Hit the Jow Forums api, draw the image, convert it to the shitty encoding cisco requires, fire it off to the phone. I'm happy to field questions if you have any

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I regret googling it

my only question is why

I'm gay is why.

mmm yes of course

so that phone is running the jre? I don't know anything about doing stuff with little devices like this, when you say "hit the Jow Forums api" what does that code look like? because if I were told to do something with Jow Forums json I would just use wget, I wouldn't know how to do anything else

What are talking you about, retard? Besides the swapped meta and alt, a macbook pro layout is a common ansi layout

Because I can? I was pretty bored last summer, had the phones set up for internal calls and discovered I could do this shit, thought I might as well do as much as I could with it.

Not sure desu. I can tell you it's running the SIP firmware rather than the cisco stock, I'd guess not though.

All of the processing's done by an php script running under apache. The phone receives XML from apache.

>pic related is how an image menu is sent to the phone, Data is the image.

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You can grab shit through a REST API.

curl api.Jow Forums.org/g/thread/66298072.json | python -mjson.tool

>curl api.Jow Forums.org/g/thread/66298072.json | python -mjson.tool
Its not for posting tho. Just reading.