Whiteness litmus test

Everybody knows about the pink nipple test for whiteness. Here's a way to determine if someone is white without having to ask them to show you their nipples. Melanin in the skin has an optical effect like melanin in the eye does. When there is an absence of melanin in the skin, veins will appear blue similar to how when there is an absence of melanin in an iris the iris will appear blue. When there's melanin in the skin veins will appear green until the skin is so dark that you can't even see vein colour.

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Ok now explain it to a brainlet like myself

>purple veins
Y'all niggas sick.

If you have blue veins, you're white.

melanin doesnt make you a nigger, retarded faggot. have shitty nigger neurons does.

What if you have blue veins but tan nipples

does not work.

The veins aren't actually purple, dumbass. It's an optical effect.

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what if one of my nips is pink and the other is tan?

Noticed those awesome digits. welp my eyes are ice blue, and my veins are so blue and pronounced that when I used to post on Jow Forums people called me VascuBrah because of intense vascularity. And yeah im white

I didn't mean literal purple veins either, idiot.

nice jew meme, moron. i hope your masters give you a nice treat for posting it.

also if you have white skin, I hear.

>TIL there are people out there who don't have blue veins

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My veins are usually blue maybe the occasional greenish, no purple

I have blueish purple veins and pink nips. I have one Jewish parent. Am I white?

I have jaundice.

Kek

jew or larping ashkenazim jew?

>mon capitan

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I would imagine that either would disqualify you. Idk. You’re at least close to white.

>the pink nipple test for whiteness
pure autism. many 100% european have dark nipples.

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I'm so white taking my shirt off in direct sunlight will hurt your eyes. My veins are blue....

And my nipples are brown.

These tests are retarded.
You know if you're white or not.

I also have the gay ring finger yet miraculously I'm not choking down cock all the time.

I'm colour-blind.

I’m an Anglo / Ashkenazi mix

Blue/Purple vein pale-boy here
In my high school everyone (including the instructor) kept trying to argue with me that de-oxyinated blood is blue and it still pisses me the fuck off.
>hurrdurr it only turns red when you see it because it touches air
>dude look at your arm what color are the veins? blue?
>they're blue because the blood already lost the oxygen and its returning to your heart now dude

She looks pretty swarthy. I’d say she’s an edge case.

Maybe not, idk I’ll let others be the judge. I have no eye for this.

Am I white?

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Theres a cure for that

what am i then

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nuremberg laws would call you a first grade mischling. No concentration camp for you pal

Are you offering half your liver?

what if your nips are pink, your veins are blue, but you gota real dark ass dik and balls

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im a spic with pink nopples

Fucking gross. I'd refrain from having kids if you want to preserve the white race.

Why do you guys care if you’re white or not? Just stop being a sub-human.

Nope, natural cure

im too fat to see my veins JUST

im the exact same as you i nknow because you not shaving that arm hair is triggering me

those are just post pregger nips

east asians can have pink nipples aswell. its a poor indiacator of whiteness.

kys nigger

irish yeti

Mestizo or castizo? Some people from Latin America are predominantly European.

this goes against your flag

>shaving arm hair
What sort of complete faggot are you?

DELET THIS

you can function on as little as 1/3 of your liver. go below that and you're fucked though. better quit drinking in time.

>bluest veinst ever
>dark nipples
Your test doesnt do a very good job on the welsh

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Thought he was white until now

I am a blue blood, my veins appear through my skin even without a beating.

Thats where the words "blue blood" come from. Back in the days there were kind of rahowa in Spain, and the way to distinguish a white warrior was to look at his veins on an arm.
If they were blue, it meant that he is not a shitskin or doesn't work in the field.

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>without having to ask them to show you their nipples
what about cock? I have a pretty pink cock :3

nah is a myth

hahahahahahaha im only 3/4 white and a quarter native and I still have white skin and blue veins. you may want to make those guidelines stricter

>welsh
>sheep dna

sorry

Who here blue vein/pink nipple/blue eye masterrace?

use it to press 17 in round two then post a webmd on /fag/

Someone nuke us please

t. Alexandro Roberto Cruz

i had a dna test and yeah im mostly Spanish im like 15% native
its 10000x better than being a gross ape

you pass the 56% test. welcome to white america.

Polish teens being browned at euroweek
Leave redpills on their Google reviews

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I don't understand, bad lighting but nips are pink. I'm half mexishits and half hungarian and yet according to the charts I'm still white. Welp I guess that settles it, apparently I'm white.

fat

That just means that Jews took your foreskin.

>chestpiece
yeah, nah, shes a nigger

proof?

that skin is naturally darker. dirty blondes tend to have darker balls and dicks

100% nigger clearly

I had to google to be sure. You’re right. East Asians can have pink nips

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grandmothers: Irish and Austrian
grandfathers: English and Welsh

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oh your hair looks red
but yeah id say youre white
i just say im white too because i have white skin no one irl cares about Jow Forums phrenology bullshit

same trips as what i replied to... the luck. I don't care about a test lmao, I'm mediterranean as fuck anyways

You only have one butt hole and it follows the same principle as nipples. Post boipucci and we'll help you determine your whiteness.

You’re white then

By that logic East Asians are white

Pair of Africans.

Based,post pic

>sheep
Better than sisters clayton
Memes aside, i dont think this is a very good test at all.

moar

what if your sister is a sheep?

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FEELS GOOD TO BE ANGLO AND FIRST PIC SENPAI

Makes me want to do some “colonizing”

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wow it's almost like you just discovered why they used to call rich people "blue bloods".

Nope.
There's a huge cosmetic industry dedicated to skin whitening and nipple pinkening.

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Asians lighten their nipples. They use a cream for it.

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it's pretty flaccid and i'm shy, and i've masturbated 2 time already today >_>

Niggers have green veins? What the fuck sort of ayy lmao shit is this?

Impossible. I have some Iroquois ancestry and look 100% White and correspond to EVERY criteria that makes me Whites and have 0 visual Native trait
Flawed as fuck if you ask me.
I share the same ancestor as Pamela Anderson's Norwegian ancestor that arrived in Canada and married a Native on arrival (My grand-father was the closest relative to her). I have seen a picture of them only once. Lucky man got a cute one

Bonobo DNA

until your children come out without eyelids and a flat face...plus...you can't trust a people that are all RH+

I just did

isn't it just easier to look at what color the skin is?

oh fugg im literally circumcised have cool undertone veins, tan nips and half Southern italian and some polish. could it get any worse?

no, I am not white, but based on this I am white