anyone have any questions about nz or what its like to live here hmu
THE BEST COUNTRY TO LIVE IN THE WORLD
What if I stick my pry bar into some of those faults and twist a little?
Can you specify 'faults'
how do i become popular in nz?
What's it like knowing that despite your country's reputation as a green place, your people are worse than Americans per capita when it comes to pollution.
in high school or in general?
excuse me we banned all plastic bags and straw so suck it
do you not know how to reply to people on Jow Forums?
Is it cheap living there?
no I just started a friend showed me this site lol
no its expensive as hell
How many sheep do you shag daily?
omg I just replied lol and no its expensive asffff
no we use them as lawnmowers
You got your answer.
LMAO
How many bald eagles do you bang per hour?
shot bruv
What?
what language to they speak in finland?
do you guys always 'finish'? hahahahahaha
I said what, nigger?
What, nigger?
lmao not that theres anything wrong with niggers but we don't have much of them here u racist fuck
Hey sheep fucker nigger. Answer me sheep fucker.
Hey sheep fucker.
Hey.
lmao look at our prime minister compared to yours
Sheep fucker. Answer.
Hey sheep fucker nigger.
Hey. Sheep fucker.
your fucked oi
Sheep fucker.
Sheep fucker hey. Answer.
get better work stories mate
Answer. Sheep fucker.
Answer sheep fucker. Hey.
you sound like a 12 year old boy that screams at his mum
Answer.
You're so gay you're literally touching Sweden right now.
What? You Are a sheep fucker. Answer sheep fucker.
Sheep fucker. Hey. Answer.
Hey sheep fucker.
Hey.
Hey answer sheep fucker.
Lmao where in nz r u
Answer.
YOUR MUM
Hey sheep fucker.
What? Hey sheep fucker. Answer.
your making finland look bad
Answer sheep fucker
Sheeeeeep fucker.
Sheep fucker
Fuck off sheep fucker
you fuck off this is my board
See you again.
Is NZ as cucked as america?
Let me in
i've got no questions for you
NZ getting btfo by finland itt
>Cant own guns
trash
>Being this ignorant
You Burgers do yourselves no favours everywhere you leave your grease trails all over the place.
here in NZ we fight bitch wana square up 'FOREAL' as the americans say? oh wait
we have counties larger than your "Country".Not to mention you're just a secondary version of Australia with no land
Why didn't you change your flag with the leaf one it looks so cool
"HURRR WE BIGGG!"
Great argument. Also no arguments here you fat fuck.
what even is this thread
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so are you but canadiands are much more chilled laid back and better looking
Yeah lets trap myself on a small island, sounds great. Literally everything you have, we have better versions of it. Give me 2 reasons why as a country; New Zealand is anywhere but somewhere to go on vacation. Why should i visit NZ when i can go to Australia instead?
>i can own a very small list of weak guns, which probably are forced to be locked in a safe when not in use, so we're totally a gun-friendly country!
Go to Canada for yourself my man, You'll be severely disappointed
Finland btfo of nz.
then don't come stay there with Donald trump y don't cha
we don't want u lol
Coming from a country that's qualified for the world cup twice, doesn't mean much.
im not a man u fuck
neither do your comments
>Small Island
Literally made up of 600 islands.
But please continue to proudly display your ignorance.
2 very basic first world things that we do infinitely better:
Healthcare and employment conditions. (Minimum wage, maternity, annual leave etc)
Christ if people from NZ are this Autistic, i see why they would want to ban guns
Ay bb u wan sum fuk.
bro health care here is free and where are you getting this information from? Wikipedia? lol its actually 3 islands 1 tiny down the bottom no one goes to and two large ones lmao at least we don't have countries living right next to us guarded with a fence tf lol
lmao no son
It's alright. You don't even know what you're responding to.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
your cute
Nah. I only fuck cute little trannies anyway.
You're slightly larger in mass than the state of Oregon, and islands don't mean dick if 90% of them are uninhabited.
>Healthcare
You have the population of one Major US city, its a bit harder to solve the healthcare issue for 320,000,000 people vs 4,600,000.
>Working conditions
Tf do you mean? yeah, you have mandated vacation time, that's about it.
AUCKLAND
>padding your numbers with 600 literally who islands, half of which probably don't even have permanent residents
>NZ thinks it's a big boy who can claim a single pile of snow in Antarctica alongside the actual superpowers of the world
lmao
I'm done. You're beyond education. Literally learn to Google for yourself. Wasting my time on you, Yank.
sorry bud maybe next time :)
Or you don't have a reasonable response because you know its true? I responded to everything with reasonable counter-points albeit from goolag
Enjoy living in a country with literally 0 global influence, that only exists because other people let it exist
is this bait?
anyway where you St buddy. I need to stereotype you.
Your countrymen are weird, mate.
best places to go in south island?
what a fucking retarded thread
lol so fuckin kiwi cunts cant even post without a rumbux
p.s dont farkin come here, everywhere you go cunts wanna step to you.
living here is so expensive so your poor forever
allgood living here with family but if you got no family you got one of two options, live life poor forever with no support (make one wrong move your FUCKED) or join a gang eat shit as a prospect (literally) do a job (contract kill) or take the fall for a higher up do jail time but you got protection everywhere you go and the bros always got your back
i guess this would be the same for allot of places but living here is expensive so shit gets amplified
mfw you say you want to live in a major city
nz is getting dangerously nationalistic rn