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I wanna become akari akaza

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i wish for no consequences for anything i do

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I wish that cheap (50% to 75% off) flight deals with co-enside with where I am going, when I want to go and when I am booking.

I wish to be loved.

I wish to know when to try or just sharpen my presentiment without addicting myself into it too much.
Spooks spotted.

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I wish OP wasn't a fag.

I wish that every time I took a step when I walked, I would feel that painful sensation you get when walking on Legos or when you stub your toe and it happens forever no matter what I'm walking on

you shapeshift to whatever other people want
you're now being posted by smelly neets 24/7
you're irrelevant to a point nobody notices you
only terrorists fly those
your overprotective mom loves the shit out of you
you know everything upfront, life's boring for you now
he was your only hope, die alone
you die of severe pain shock in mere minutes

I wish for bigger dicke

I wish for telekinetic control over matter down to a subatomic level, the ability to teleport myself or others over planetary, and interplanetary distances, and superhuman physical prowess that I can consciously augment further, to the point of gaining superhuman strength and invulnerability. Furthermore, I want to possess a near total clairvoyance, allowing me to perceive the past, present and future as happening simultaneously, but at least believes that I cannot act on that knowledge since his own actions and reactions to chronological events are apparently predetermined.

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oh, thats easy
You now know all the horrors of existentional dread, enjoy.

I'm fine with that

all of them

what if i make a request instead of a wish

I'm fine with that

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No you're not.

Yes I am

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Epic

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i wonder if he drawn fingers like that intentionally or is it just a fuck up
no you're not, just imagine how hard it will be to find someone interesting to pull yourself out of middleage crisis

I don't care I want to be a godlike being.

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You should have made it so he became gay. That would be a better punishment

How did you know?
I'm actually okay with that

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I wish for

I wish for a switch that turns me on and off. And with off I mean I die. But I get reanimated when someone switches it on again.

your flesh still rots while you're dead

i wish for the love of my life (she needs to be rich tho)

i wish for 2 wishes

based Bosnianon

granted, but you used your first wish on that wish

I wish to be a cute, unaging teen girl!

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I wish for some pepsi.

I WISH FOR MY FACE TO NOT BE UGLY

I wish for being able to walk away with anything

I wish for dubs.

i wish for singles

thank you monkey paw

i wish for the world to be made of ice cream

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I want a penis bigger than 5 cm

I wish for happiness