How do i improve this meme chart i just made? slackware belongs somewhere but probably not under the cancer branch

How do i improve this meme chart i just made? slackware belongs somewhere but probably not under the cancer branch

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Looks okay

Gave me a laugh. Good job.

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>LinuxKidX
if i ever have children, this is they only toy they'll be getting

If you have Arch under the autism branch why is Parabola under sane distros when its literally just libre arch?

You can use Debian for bleeding edge too

Why is slackware considered a an autistic ricing time wasting neet distro? It works out of the box, comes with xfeces by default and SBo gives you everything you need to get work done. It should be in a god tier branch. The real and only no-bullshit distro

Its a classic. Oldschool and closer to posix standard than most other distros.

include some other hipster distro and nixos

Horse fucker distro should be in the same level with arch

realistic guide

>Do you want a working computer?
- Are you a fucking retard with more money than sense? Mac
- else Windows

>Do you like linux?
- Ubuntu

>Are you an edgy hipster faggot that wants to spend more time fixing their shit OS and love things not working properly?
- Literally any other distro

>300+ iq?
- TempleOS

Fuck all of you, LFS is the most based distro. The only better Linux is boot'n'root linux but that doesn't exist anymore which is very sad.

I don't know why Arch is even at the same level as Slackware.
Slackware>Void>Arch

Why do people who've spent

it still implies 'sane' distro but the id like to interject makes it a meme

still work in progress

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Can you find a place for openSuse?

best post, but i just do this for (you)s

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this is why i only use lfs

you're the brainlet else you would know LFS isn't a distro

so we should really be arguing about package managers

apt a best

Slackpkg >>>> *

why is it best?

because it's the one i use

and its interface is real nice

Include Crux

its coming along just wait

but no, dnf is clearly better because i use it

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everyones asleep but my autism finished it. Someone correct me with nix, no idea how it works also tired

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Very good

Noice
Devuan is right where it should be

No Sourcemage GNU/Linux

add CentOS to "I work on Linux".

important

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OP, For your reference

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Why is Arch filed under "minimalism"?

Because it is. Have you ever installed Arch?

fedora is no better than linux mint
arch is more of a pain in the ass than gentoo is half the time

Minimal Arch is more bloated than minimal Ubuntu. Neither is actually minimal.
Try Void, Alpine or Core.

looks good so far

add windows and mac OS X next to linux mint and it's 100%

No RHEL?
No CentOS?

Trisquel good as babby's first linux?

Good but you need to have gnu on there somewhere

Ubuntu would be the choice of distro for wasting time fixing the OS and things not working properly, at least from my Debian perspective

Add Antergos to baby first rice

Another older chart if it helps

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You won't have any children.

Debian shoulsnt be in the bloat section

>fedora
>sane distro
cuck

Hmm

nixos is philosophically closest to guix

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>Does your time have value?
>Yes
Windows
Mac os
>no
Linux

delete it

Lol germans can only do cars right
...except VW, they cant event do cars right

nix and guix a best

Daily reminder: You're literally a autistic fagtard if you're using anything other than vanilla Ubuntu LTS

this

Linux is just the kernel

Now i don't understand a shit. Where's the start?

It’s literally ubuntu 16.04 with no non-free packages.

GNU does just provide a bunch of tools for said kernel

Whoever put this together has never actually used Slackware.

remove the wofag and it'll be perfect

>Haiku

Based autism that OP need to put on his chart

Nice to see Slackware getting a lot of respect in this thread. It hasn't been getting much of a mention on Jow Forums of late.

Fun fact: Patrick Volkerding's favourite beer is Guinness.

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This part of the chart seems more your speed.

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MXlinux because it's Debian done right.

It's a good place to go if you're a Debian refugee because of systemd. A lot of people escaped to MX. My dad uses it too and loves it.

Well, I bought a copy for cheap. The damn bastard who sold it to me said it would take a day to assemble...
I've been at it for a week now man, but I don't have money for that damn windows anymore.

Ubuntu/Mint are the newfag choices. Everybody who isn't will choose the linux distro of their choice of course.

Looks perfect tbhfam.

>Anno domini 2088
You could be using NixOS RIGHT NOW

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CloverOS for the lazy gentooman

That's not how tree charts work user.

Monitoring this thread.

>Linux is just the kernel
if you are a non-brainlet this is all you need to run a working pc

and what about a shell, you stupid nigger?

>systemd