Thumb drive

>"eeeehw there is that greasy neckbeard again who calls it a dongle"
>what a fucking creep, just call it a universal serial bus compliant solid state mass storage device like normal people"

Actually us "normal people" refer to it as a USB drive

>universal serial bus mass storage device

>usb stick

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>lápiz de memoria

What am I supposed to call it?

>usb stick

removable flash memory disk

>Pincho

*USB stick

>drop chip

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>thumbs.db

>pencil dick

>memory stick

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Its not a disk though

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youtube.com/watch?v=KMSGj9Y2T9Q

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> ram stick

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Flash memory flask

>caring about it's proper term

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>zip disquette

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>calling niggers human

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Flash drive.

"look mom I posted on Jow Forums again!"

Fuck off, r*ddit

Is this the real power of boomers?

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>My computer has 1tb of memory
That's the HDD
>Then, Why i have less than 1tb of memory space on the disk?
>We need to clean this computer, its so slow, can you install Windows and antivirus?
*Systray: AVG free edition, avg booster, tuneup utilities, McAfee antivirus, Avast antivirus, HP bloat, ESET nod antivirus.

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>these buttblasted niggers

The daily life of a Geek Squad shill

ummm it's a flash drive sweetie

>removable usb flash disk thumb drive

literally me

>hard floppy dongle

> not using "USB key"
100% of French speaking people says this way desu

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>unrestricted file decanter

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According to some nigger programming professor, THIS is a jump drive

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Wrong, they say " Putain !!! Mais où je l'aie mis cette merde ?"

Because that's what it is.

Ujjlemez

>Boomer
a person born in the years following World War II, when there was a temporary marked increase in the birth rate.
"America's health care costs are expected to soar as baby boomers become senior citizens"

>boomers
a person born in the years following World War II, when there was a temporary marked increase in the birth rate.
"America's health care costs are expected to soar as baby boomers become senior citizens"

I've never heard it called anything but what its connection format is.
>USB
>Floppy ("3 and a half inch floppy" if making innuendo)
>Zip disk (the actual branded ones, mind)
>External Hard Drive
and so on

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here you go

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Make the text more white for better contrast; can't see shit as is without zooming.

t. 30 year old boomer

>usb memory
>dongle
not blaming the "memory stick" guys, that's how it's usually advertised

I don't have photoshop installed right now, does this work?

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>non-volatile flash memory

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>le 19yo boomer meeeeeme xdddddddd

Just saw this, fucking based

>volatile magnetic memory

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>USB

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Interesting. Same in Slovakia.

>universal serial bus
>it's not universal at all, and hardly counts as a bus with only two lines
>not serial either

Kek

Portable storage device is unironically the only good method of saying it.
Any other way is lazy, gay, and unexplanatory.

t. 70 year old millennial

>bobs and vagene container

>caring about it is proper term

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>USB 3.1
>isn't the third version, nor the first revision

Ok that's pretty funny