Who else /fatigued 20-something boomer/ here?

28 here
wrote around 1000 lines of working code today and slow cooked some chicken + bell peppers for lunch & dinner, was good

I'm still in college and I have projects to do, namely ASCII space invaders for the shell/command prompt.
Fuck me, I want to KMS, should've picked a html parser or something.

To be millennial is to tirelessly overachieve with an end-result of apathetibinarism, in other words, to feel apathy and short-lived hope about the result of a discovery about the self and society, or maybe I'm just talking about Internet addiction.

How do I get a comfy job like this?

>go to sleep early (not after 1pm)7, dont sleep long. Dont fuck up your circadian rhythm
>eat unprocessed food
>eat only 3-4 times. constantly eating small bits over the day causes fatigue
most importantly: sitting on your ass all day is absolutely detrimental. Lift, go running, cycling, swimming... do some sort of sports at least 2x /week.

Who the hell has time and money for all of this?

Money?
Eating healthy is cheaper than eating out every day.
Time?
It is time well spent. Running 5k takes maybe 30 mins with shower included and you will feel a lot better.

>Running 5k takes maybe 30 mins with shower included
Huh? Showing takes me like 15 minutes at least

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>eating out
My daily diet consists of permutations of baked potatoes, sausages, spaghetti, instant soup.
>5K
If I exercise in the day, I become a jellyfish when I get home.

>My daily diet consists of permutations of baked potatoes, sausages, spaghetti, instant soup.
No wonder you are fatigued

And yeah, the first couple times it is exhausting, but if you somehow find the willpower to do it for like three weeks (which i doubt) then you will start to feel energized as fuck.

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I'm not the previous guy, but are you actually spastic or something? I mean, sitting in hot water for 15 minutes is a nice luxury, but only a literal retard takes 15 minutes to get undressed, soap yourself off under water and dry off. Should take 3 minutes tops.

You're not fatigued. Your brain is just overloaded from stimuli from being online.

Holy shit, that diet is fucking awful. Eat some veg and reduce your carb intake to

Disconnect from the internet

>eat unprocessed food
fucking brutal. but yeah, i guess living like this would easily let you forget about your brain problems. hardship and starvation makes nice therapy

visit siberia anonymous people of Jow Forums, you won't have a moment to think about your depression, plus constant excercises will keep your healthy

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Are you retarded? You know what i meant.
Or maybe you dont, this is what a diet of cheetos, monster and pizza does to you.

The Baby Boom happened at the end of WW2, therefore there are no twenty year old boomers, retard.

Lurk more

boomer cope

>Who else /fatigued 20-something boomer/ here?
That's the ripe age to die, fucking frogposter

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What do I eat for protein? I don't like the feeling of my teeth sinking into meat, it's weird.

>How do you even manage to function after exercise?

After a morning jog you'll actually be much more active throughout the whole day.
I'm not talking fucking yourself up, I'm talking getting some ~40 minute cardio.
If you're too much of a bum that simply running a couple km would fuck you up for the next week, get a pre-workout supplement (it'll get you hyped for getting shit done) and some BCAAs (they'll eliminate the vast majority of the day two soreness) and keep at them until you get your body going for a bit.

How do you manage to function without excercise? I would literally fucking kill my self if I didn't get to excercise. Constantly feeling like a lethargic fat fuck must be hell.

its comfy for a while and then it becomes soul crushing. I have no purpose, no real value and I'm bored out of my mind.

Mfw I have a 50 line pull request due by next month

Mfw I haven't done it

Will I be fire Jow Forums?

>tripfag
>reddit spacing

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Such an intellectual.

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You have never had any purpose anyway.

I have the purpose i create for myself through opportunity both given and taken, but I've been given little opportunity and i'm struggling to dig my way out of this.

Fuck off you lazy piece of shit retard, I'm 24 with 2 kids and a wife and I still have the motivation to write 10 lines of code a day and also bang my wife that same night

Jesus Christ people like this really exist
This. I'm a dead fuck if I don't workout

>I have motivation to waste my time and money
Good for you?

>you won't have a moment to think about your depression
Exactly. Civilization was a mistake.

Hey that’s what I’m doing right now

>jake gyllenhaal, who basically ruined every subsequent movie i watched with him in it because i saw Donnie Darko first

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>boomer
a person born in the years following World War II, when there was a temporary marked increase in the birth rate.
"America's health care costs are expected to soar as baby boomers become senior citizens"

I take daily hour long baths. I'm taking one right now.

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same desu

I hate being a programmer, but I don't know what else I could do that pays at least a decent wage. I'm just going to continue underachieving until they fire me, then I'll probably just live off the last of my savings and off myself when it's all gone.

I just really like to code. I've always been ending sprints before my colleagues and after that I was taking tasks from then.

They would hate me if I wouldn't be the one making most CRs.

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There is no such thing as a twenty year old boomer, you illiterate millenial jackass.

t. twenty year old boomer

>5 lines of hello world and 5 lines of unit tests

There

Boomer in denial

>reduce your carb intake

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the only propper use of this meme

>I'm 24 with 2 kids

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>t. 30 year old boomer

Are you me?

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I'll be 38 when both are graduated and out of the house leaving me to do whatever the fuck I want and retire nice and early meanwhile all these cucks having kids at 35 and 40 are having retarded kids and are gonna die while their kids are still young

>boasting about your poor decisions
>not realizing that children are a lifetime commitment in every way
>being a parent that comes to this shit hole

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You'll be reliving your teens and early 20s at 40. People around you will be too occupied with their responsibilities to connect with your immature needs. So you'll drive around in a car that only men in their midlife crisis drive and you'll try to connect with other young people. But to them you're an old grandpa. They won't know any of your references and you don't understand them anymore. So you'll turn to the whiskey and the porn, and before you know it you'll be 50. Your doctor will tell you that you have high blood pressure, but by now you don't even care. Your wife left years ago, your kids won't talk to you and the house feels cold and empty. You don't recognize this world anymore, and every day is is a blur of pain and depression. You wake up one day and you get a holographic birthday wish - "Happy 60th!". It's from your virtual companion, she wants you to spend credits on meaningless shit. You jump into the tube, destination sector 55. Anywhere but here will do. Besides, it's warmer there. You finally get there, and you spend several years there surviving on nothing but begging for bitcoin and sleeping on the streets. The world is changing so fast now it's practically a new world every week. You round 70, don't even know what happened. You're an old empty shell, if it weren't for the system-issued shelters and what ever they put into the water and rations you'd be dead a long time ago. The free enhancement helped as well. You're now 85, but you feel 40 again. Hell, even 20. Your vision is a little blurry, or rather it seems like it comes from within. Everything feels a bit muffled these days, hazy. You're part machine, part human. So are everyone else. You're not sure who _you_ are anymore, but all you needs are taken care of. The same plastic faced alternates see you every day. They smile, can hold a conversation, but something feels off. You've been segregated and along with the rest of the hybrids, and every day feels hazier than the last.

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listen to other 20 something boomers shit about life
youtube.com/watch?v=l9kDFZ1cktE

Same here.

Techie here. I just shitpost and reset servers while you faggots toil away with hellish code all day. Feels good man.

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shit

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Soft dung.

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25
>go to work
>the 3 projects I'm "working" on none have updates from other people who have to do stuff
>do nothing for 8 hours while occasionally checking if someone posted something in slack, skype, emailed me or a crash report was sent

alternate workday
>one of the clients gets mad that the release date was missed again 6am
>find out I can implement some new feature
>finish it in 30 minutes to an hour
>twiddle thumbs for 7 hours

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recipe? been meaning to start slow cooking

The only thing worse than the idiots perpetuating the 12y/o boomer meme are assburgers who feel the nagging need to correct them.

Spotted the old fag

Good on you user. I also have a wife. Planning to have children before 29. 23 ATM. Ignore the fags who are "living their youth" and are going to try to have children with a 32 year old woman who a barren womb and 30 previous partners

Well what would being a boomer mean? Underachieving?

I enjoyed this, thanks

red hungarian or spanish paprika
red, green, yellow, orange bell peppers, any or all of them. I mix them up
onions (white or yellow)
chicken breast or chicken thigh
olive oil

To make something really good try this:

get onions equal to the amount of chicken you have (size wise, not really weight. I just eye it)

cook the onions on medium or high with olive oil (as minimum as you can use so they don't burn to bottom of pot or pan)
just get them to their golden yellow color.
(while this is going on, you can chop your chicken into small pieces, bite size or w/e you want)

now your onions are golden so you can either move it to a slow cooker or if you made it in a pot you can just cook it there.

so you now throw in your chicken. if it's the pot on a stove make sure it's super low (also if you use electric burner, sorry but buy a gas stove, electric is fucking terrible for slow cooking)
if you use a crock pot / slow cooker you're ok.

now you have: carmelized onions + chicken
let that cook for 30 mins or so on low, till the chicken starts turning white.. then you know it's cooking well. keep it covered this entire time so the moisture stays in and it starts to produce a lot of juice.
when it's all white and you can stir it and mix it up without seeing any raw chicken on the outsides you can add a lot of paprika and bell peppers and whatever peppers, as you do this recipe you can experiment with whatever you like.
(also chop up the peppers, obviously)

now you have: half cooked chicken in carmelized onions with uncooked peppers and paprika (also peppeers)
let this slow cook for however long, longer the better. try not to boil it ever but try to keep it right below boiling.

if you do it correctly it'll produce a lot of juice on it's own and you'll never have to add water. if you do it too hot or leave the lid off too much you might need to add water. chicken thighs are better for beginners as they do more juice..

I usually do some rice to put this on top of when it's done. or you can do noodles or w/e idc honestly.
maybe some salt if you like that. and black pepper. you can cook it plain first and see what you want to add during cooking in the future. just mess with it to get it perfect for you

that's my favorite dish to cook and everyone I've made it for loves it. It takes very minimal effort. you can chop everything up while the onions cook at first and then basically just stir it every once in a while + add the other stuff after a while. It doesn't cut into work or game time at all.

so basically you:
chop onions, chicken, peppers
brown onions
when brown throw in chicken turn to very low / simmer
when chicken is cooked add paprika and all the peppers
let cook very low
can eat as is or put on top of rice or noodles or w/e you want

startup
150 lines / day
git gud

>How do you manage to write 10 lines of code a day?
More like 10 lines a week. But they are good lines.

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It just encourages them. Shitposters want every (You) they can get.

>git gud
Command not recognised, type git --help for further assistance.

Right here. I'm really close to buying a house in a nice neighborhood soon, but it's a struggle sometimes to keep going.