AROUND CONWOMAN, NEVER RELAX

Fuck, kill marry. No shame. I'm just horny like that.

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She descends from a long line of communist Jewish politicians. That should be enough to redpill you

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i'd marry left if it meant i could cuck her with the right.

do not know which is who
send help

Left looks like that crazy girl that gives good head and will probably offer to also lick your butthole but is annoying in all other aspects. There is more to life than rimjobs

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that's fine, i don't really like getting rimjobs anyways.

my body wasn't ready for how deep this qt's voice is

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Rumor has it that she faked her voice

well you gotta have balls to pull of such a scam...

Neither did anything wrong. Gullible rich investors deserve to lose everything.

yeah me too. I thought it was Zucc in drag

You're retarded. Rich investors are the catalyst for innovation. Lots of new and interesting technology requires heavy R&D which is extremely expensive, and would not be possible without "rich investors."
It would be accurate to say that the investors aren't really interested in the development of technology since all they care about is profits, but innovation is in their best interests.

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she got fat, what a waste..

arstechnica.com/science/2018/05/check-out-this-surreal-chat-with-theranos-investor-who-says-hes-thrilled/

>Draper provided $500,000 in seed money when Holmes was just starting the company as a 19-year-old Stanford drop-out. “It was a great mission and she did a great job,” he said. “I’m thrilled with what she’s done.”
>He went so far as to call Holmes a “great icon,” to which CNBC “Closing Bell” co-host Kelly Evans responded bluntly: “Icon of what?” Draper didn’t respond to the question, though.

My fucking god what a KEK
Her blowjob must be the best in the world, holy fuck

>seed money

heh

Her obvious Steve Jobs complex (down to the black mock turtleneck) is fucking embarrassing.

Boy did she get fat. Still the same soul-less, crazy eyes though.

Out of my way, conwoman. Best Jow Forums waifu coming through.

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Is she going to put on that voice throughout the trial?

They obviously aren't that smart to get conned by a woman like this.
Why not cut them out of the picture altogether? They're a useless middle man that allocates funds based on arbitrary measures.
Expropriate their estates and give it all to R&D, scientists. Hell, if dividends weren't a thing, I'd rather see corporations have the money. As it stands now, incompetent people are throwing money into things that are above their heads. Might should make right. Not Kardashian trust fund niggers.

>Expropriate their estates and give it all
t. communist

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You dont get any say in what I do with my money. If that ever changes I will take my money somewhere else.

>Hell, if dividends weren't a thing, I'd rather see corporations have the money.
You think investors would use their money and expect nothing in return? Good luck with your 'plan'.

>t. brainlet

Communists suggest sharing of resources on the basis of equality. I said no such thing.
I suggested the best and the brightest be at the top of the natural order. In times past, they simply would have taken what nature grants to them. What you say is absurd as suggesting locking lions up in cages because they should have to respect some gazelle's living and property rights.

>progressives FINALLY scrounge up a competent female CEO

>She's a complete liar and criminal

fucking classic

Juicy bits from the indictment:

>Tim "to the moon" Draper STILL saying that she's a stronk female bullied into silence by sexists (including the entire DoJ now apparently)
>Nine counts of wire fraud with up to 20 years jail on EACH COUNT
>She was in a relationship with Balwani, the 55 year old poo in loo CEO

Imagine these two fucking as they snicker about ways to defraud more sick people

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Don't worry she'll get a pussy pass, no jail

What the fuck is with her voice

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Everyone saw this coming from a mile away. Californians wouldn't have her company so she moved to the dumbass uneducated state of Arizona

She took voice coaching just like Margaret Thatcher.

sure, but in real life the investors are the lions not the gazelles. Innovators hold no power without external financial assistance.

>investors are the lions though!
>gets ripped off by a female because they believe a scifi conception of blood assay, something they could have researched which would have shown it to be impossible-- blood testing is very complex, requiring 3-10 ml of blood , not a little prick and that digital vascular system cannot receive sustained insults without damage
Lemmings, not lions.

>Lemmings, not lions.
There's too much money chasing too few good investment opportunities these days - making them bad investment opportunities by driving the price up too high - so money managers are essentially just wasting it on lottery tickets. The startup world makes a lot more sense once you realize this.

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How did she get away with this for so long, nearly a billion dollars of investments, 15 straight years of lying.

Her machine literally did NOTHING, she never explained how it worked in any way, never said to anyone how they could do 50 blood tests on a drop of blood.

how did nobody check during the first 10 years, i mean she literally didn't even make up a hypothetical way the machine was supposed to have worked, how?

Why are Americans so weird?

her voice is out of control, how did nobody call her out on that before

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install gentoo

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remember when reddit called her the new feminist hope that was going to destroy the evil male empire of silicon valley?

she has probably more test than you soiboy.

>tfw you will never have disgusting interacial old young relationship with a conwoman

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Arizona really is a shithole
t. stuck in Arizona GOD PLEASE SEND HELP

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she did, there is an interview where her normal voice slips out

Source? Need to know if she's capable of qt

How dare you post momma Su in the company of a whore like Thernoswoman

You live in a state that doesn't allow you to own weapons or defend yourself. You won't take your money elsewhere.

You're a pussy; you won't do shit.

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What the fuck does any of this have to do with Arizona? Theranos was headquartered in Palo Alto.

Talk shit about mi estado y seras noqueado, hombre.

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>
Everybody owns a gun in California. People walk around LA openly strapped.

>get ripped off
>sue her and disassemble her company
>ruin her reputation forever
Yeah sure seems like the investors lives were ruined.

Theranos labs STILL open in AZ.

Every Enron office didn't close overnight either

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They got shutdown in Cali two years ago.

Female shekreli

This is what happens with investors when you pump the market to the moon with newly printed money, kill newcomers with regulation done to protect the old timers, and enforce corporate welfare in the form of vain patents
It also helps that you're pretending to be muh successful stronk wymin

imagine her looking up at you while slobbering your D with her crazy unblinking eyes. Every video I've seen of her, she never blinks. It's crazy. She's probably amazing

Sounds like she is avoiding trial by admitting guilt and paying a fine, not being able to be on the board of a public company for a decade.

Bitch gor fat quick

her body took the toll of her lies

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That was for last charge. This new charge wire fraud and some other new stuff.

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How the fuck a billionaire woman don't take care of her body and hair

She was styling herself after Steve Jobs.

I wonder how many porn films she'll appear in to pay off her fines?

The thing is that she didn't con them, she's just absolutely delusional and sociopathic. She thinks that if she kept lying and raking in investor big bucks she'll be able to pour enough money to actually make a product that is several years off and the product of combining hundreds of technologies from multiple sectors.

Probably able to mind control others via blowjob.

>paying a fine
Could she even afford it considering she did not own any priority stock?

>makes ridiculous, unproven claims
>for a decade everyone with half a brain explains how what she claims to have invented is physically impossible and is a scam
>these people are shouted own as misogynists, morons throw hundreds of millions at her to make themselves look good
>turns out what she claims to have invented really is physically impossible and really is a scam
>psychopath finally approaching getting some comeuppance

Misogynyst

princess beatrice on the left

cutie

>The SEC accused them of obtaining $700 million in investments by orchestrating an “elaborate, years-long fraud in which they exaggerated or made false statements about the company’s technology, business, and financial performance.”
> As part of the settlement arrangement, Holmes will pay a $500,000 fine and be barred from serving as a director or officer of a public company for 10 years. In settling, Holmes did not admit or deny wrongdoing.

So if this case goes criminal, she'll be looking at an absolute maximum of 20 years in jail, most likely 5-8 because she's a woman (women on average server 63% less jailtime for the same crime), which will be like 2-5 for good behaviour. And it will be in a cushy, low security, white collar jail where they basically live in little locked cabins. After she gets out (and this is if she does server time), she still comes out of it a multimillionaire? That math does not check out

She doesn't really have any money as far as I can tell, because her net worth was based on stock holdings now worth zero dollars.

I'd let her Chief Execute me, if you know what I mean

I very highly doubt that none of that $700mil made it out of the company and got written off as some sort of business expense. Owner's withdrawals aren't even illegal (well in itself, obviously they are if you obtained the money illegally), I'd be willing to be she has money somewhere. And as I said, its very easy from an acounting standpoint to bullshit expenses. What makes you think that if she's willing to lie to investors she isn't also willing to lie to the IRS?

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reddit.com/r/Theranos/comments/4rx90q/its_game_over_the_wicked_witch_of_palo_alto_is/

Some the posts defending her a year ago when the writing was on the wall are kind of funny and worth reading. Also a few of the threads/posts by supposed theranos employees are pretty interesting, apparently she was super charismatic and convincing. I do feel genuinely bad for the employees there who thought they were doing something good in the world only to get shit on in the end and effectively waste over a decade of their lives (although I guess they were still getting paid so whatever)

Why would you even get into the medical/pharma field if you dont know what you're doing? Fuck the money, I'd be absolutely shit scared of killing people. You dont perform bloodtests that aren't accurate, thats so recklessly dangerous its unbelievable. She should be getting charged with criminal medical negligence, not just fraud

How were the investors supposed to know that her invention was scientifically suspect? They're bankers, not scientists.

Of course. Rich white criminals don't do jail they become politicians.

she didnt have a phd, there was no proof of it working, test results were all over the place, employees in her company were court ordered to complete secrecy, the company's objective pivoted numerous times, etc. There were red flags right from the beginning.

>whistle-blower scientists

Hahaha tons of scientists were calling her company impossible from the day it started. It didn't take a whistle-blower it was fucking common sense. Her claims were free energy level retarded and the skeptical community was all over her.

This.

>That Yosemite Sam voice
I had to double check if the video was not slowed down