/adag/ - applefags dongled again general

>buy $3000 facebook machine
>get dongled

ITT we laugh at all the ways applefags get dongled.
2018 so far:
>applefags forced to rebuy all their dongles and accessories because lightning is DEPRECATED
forbes.com/sites/ewanspence/2018/06/15/apple-news-headlines-iphone-iphonex-usbc-lightningport-macbookpro-probelms-specs-design/
>applel maps shits the bed and kills location services worldwide
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/06/huge-apple-maps-outage-prevents-all-users-from-searching-getting-directions/
>massive failure rate of macbook keyboards lead to lawsuits
theverge.com/2018/6/1/17366334/macbook-pro-keyboard-not-working-faulty-butterfly-lawsuit-wwdc-2018
>iphone battery life cucked AGAIN
thesun.co.uk/tech/6517944/iphone-battery-life-ios-11-4-update-problems/
forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2018/06/14/apple-ios-11-4-battery-life-problem-ios-upgrade-guide-iphone-ipad/#711a78592a37
>apple forced to admit they knew iphones were 7X more likely to bend and shipped it anyway
forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2018/05/24/apple-iphone-problem-iphone-6-iphone-6-plus-bend-touchscreen/#28fc743a115c
>touch disease caused by shitty engineering AGAIN in newer models of iphones
forbes.com/sites/ewanspence/2018/06/11/apple-iphone-iphone7-iphone7s-loopdisease-fault-broken/#67bcae70f46a
>every apple watch ever made is defective and will fail
digitaltrends.com/apple/apple-watch-lawsuit-screen-damage/
>iphone cameras cracking from cold weather
9to5mac.com/2018/05/23/cracked-iphone-x-camera/
>iphone x has trouble with basic functionality
forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2018/02/11/apple-iphone-x-problem-iphone-x-calls-iphone-x-hang-up-call-ios-11/#4dc384f81f89
>apple scams customers coming in for battery replacements
bbc.com/news/technology-43960267

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ITODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

How will mactoddlers EVER recover?

hi louis

DELET

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Never owned a Mac, do they have a self destruct button? How else do you manage to blow it up four times a year?

>Mac
Found your problem.

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hi mactoddler

My iMac Late 2009 works perfect lmao

>things that never happened

Same here but mine is from 2012. Not all apple stuff is shit. These people are just unlucky.

oh my
i wonder where they are gonna start wi....
>hi louis
ah, ok

I miss YFSGT

>Not all apple stuff is shit.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>puts stickers on their laptops

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I have exploded my nuts a few times for her.
What's that thing called when you want to fuck retards?

>applel

>t. mactard

>Zdnet
What in the actual fuck is that?