Wtf Jow Forums

my gf

she only swallows my nut

>800x600
is that virtualbox?

you have to first root that bitch, then she'll let you casually touch her

When I was 14 a D cup teen that was staying with relatives because she was a "problem child" put her tits on the sliding glass door and then came outside and took my hackey sack (they were popular in the 90's) and jammed it in her panties. She told me to get it but I refused and she said fine and went inside. I was pretty pissed off at this point but went upstairs to follow her, noticed a black crumpled shirt on the floor and went into the room. She was lying back on the bed in shorts with her tits kind of sitting to each side on her bicepts, her short black hair curling forward and her nose slightly upturned...

I literally bolted from the house, feeling intense fear for pretty much no reason. Went home and was super pissed about my hackey sack.

About 20 minutes later my buddy shows up at my front door with a shit eating grin on his face and he says he went inside and she blew him and told him to give me my toy back.

Good noodles, japanon.

I once ended up sitting on the couch in a stranger's house because my GF's best friend was babysitting her next door neighbor's while I waited for my GF to get home.

The kids were out of control, outside playing on the roof and jumping into the lawn.

This chick asked me if she could paint my fingernails, I didn't care so I let her do whatever since I was bored. She kneels between my legs and grabs my hand. I notice the oversized tshirt she is wearing doesn't have anything on underneath it.

She starts painting my thumb with her hand basically inches from my junk on my thigh. I'm fucking rock hard and she keeps re-adjusting her grip on my hand. I think she fucking painted the same spot like 5 times.

I'm looking down her shirt and wondering why her nipples look like fucking 20oz bottle caps with buttholes at the end, they were probably 1/3rd the size of her a-cup by themselves.

I casually mention that I can see her nipples and she shouts my name in a kind of surprised and pissed way, stands up, and goes into the bathroom.

I'm super confused so I just leave.

The next day I'm complaining about how I haven't had a blowjob to completion to her brother and she overhears and exclaims that she fucking loves giving blowjobs and its basically all she does with her boyfriends while staring directly at me.

wew...

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Oh, I love the way you look, your beautifully made up face with red bulbous lip and coal black eye make up, your great hair, long whore red slut claw nails and great legs spread wide to expose your hot booty ass and pretty clit pole. Your ultra micro minis are never too short and you fuck me slut heels are never too high. Love to see the photos of how you are going to look --- bimbo slut whore fuck and suck doll in action.

I want you to be my big titted platinum blond ultra glam bimbo slut whore fuck and suck shemale doll. Your hair highly teased and colored platinum blond. Your make up heavy slut whore glam makeup will permanently tattooed on your face, so that even after many face fuckings, you make will be whore perfect under the dry cum you wear on your face. And your whorey hot red very plump bulbous lips will be surgically enhanced so that everyone will know that your lips were made to attract and suck cock. Yes Whore Doll I will buy you huge HH breast implants with one inch nipples tattooed whore red. And your Bimbo red six inch nails that make it impossible to do anything but suck cock and fuck. Every finger will be adorned with large rings and you hands will be adorn with fingerless gloves. Three sets of big rhinestone hoop earrings and 5" rhinestone choker with a "D Ring" frame my whore's make up face ... Ready for sucking. Through the "D Ring" is a rhinestone and red velvet leash with which I lead and exhibit you to the world.

I have dozens of these stories btw.

I had literally no clue what the fuck was happening during any of them and girls were literally throwing themselves at me and I didn't care.

Was anyone else like this?

My girlfriend got drunk and high tonight at a party with her friends. I told her not to go because I don’t trust her friends but she basically told me “fuck off stop being so controlling!” and went anyway.

She claims one thing led to another and she ended up sucking another guys dick in a McDonald's parking lot and he ditched her there. Im on my way to pick her up and bring her home to my place, im so confused right now I don't know what to do. She says it doesn't count as cheating because it was rape because she was drunk and high but I don't know how to feel about that. She didn't know the guy and apparently nobody saw them leave the party.

I don't know what to do I love her so much.

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what integer would you say satisfies
"her attractiveness minus your attractiveness"?

You can't legally touch something that isn't yours.

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leave her user.
She's a dumpster fire

You need to make it too uncomfortable for her to use you, or make her afraid of you.

Basically do something so horrible to her that she could absolutely never forgive you.

After you do it you will suddenly not have the urge to try and "make it work" with her anymore and you will have closure.

Something so fucking awful that you would honestly be afraid that she would get a restraining order.

She won't.
She knows its her fault and won't blame you.

All sluts secretly know they deserve anything that happens to them.

leave that thot man why are you even dating that hoe

user, please, please leave that whore.
I don't want to sound edgy, but never trust women.

take her home and dump her? i wouldn't want anyone to step on me.

>tfw -suchad can touch gf

;_;

>linux noob cucked by chad debian

You should probably leave her buddy,
Or at least dump her for good the next time she pulls that shit, if she really apologizes once sober.

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You forgot the -f argument

>she tells you to fuck off and then cheats on you
>I love her so much.
You're retarded

just dump that thot man

Assuming this is not some sort of new pasta, you should listen to what other anons and I have been saying, which is to leave the thot and never look back. Even if you love her, she obviously doesn't give two shits about you and very likely never truly will.
You're getting literally cucked.

Actually a 'love' package exist and you can install it. That animation is extremely retarded anyway.

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>800x600
No waifu for screenlets.

So glad I don’t have a girlfriend.

Try date --help, I guess.

yes

There's no relationship if there's no trust. I can feel you don't trust her.

>apt-get
>apt-get on gentoo
>not even installing the love package, just running the love command
>kevin

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>its fine to be a cuck

kill yourself blogging tripfag

How did you deduce that thought from my comment?

find love
emerge my dick

Punch her right in the jaw, then throw her bitchass out

Idk if you've ever been high and drunk at the same time before but I have and it doesn't compell you to suck dick/eat pussy.
If she was actually forced by this guy ans wasn't able to resist cus of the drugs then that's fair, and actually probably quite traumatizimg for her, if it was just like 'oh oops I guess I'm sucking a dick lol' then leave her.

all these (You)s to pasta.

Old pasta is old.

Time heals all (if you allow it).
Sounds like complete bullshit because she's feeling guilty so now she has to make up an elaborate lie.
>"He won't question me if I tell him it was rape."

Unless she was drugged with GHB or Flunitrazepam (roofalin) she wasn't forced to do anything.

At least he kept them from going to the tripfag.

literally this

sudo touch gf

cuck

Obviously a vm.

>im too stupid to understand written language

rapist

>Touch is an actual command
>It virtually pokes the file so that the file will tell people the new "last poked" date.
Cute!
CUTE!

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Anime is for manchildren fyi

>Tfw no gf but I'm not a cuck unlike this faggot
At least there's still hope for me. Good luck raising your wife's son.

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kys

I suggest you try man touch

>hehe I just learned basic commands in my summer school class Jow Forums is gonna love this

Whats the prpblem looks to me sane default security measures
If you want to use unsafe shitware go back to windows

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Terrifying close call. You nearly lost out on wizard powers.

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Are you a good looking guy?

>has gf
>hasn't had a blowjob til completion
Liar or cuck.

Oh god.
>insert "mysides.jpg"

Apparently this is the reason:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1752

This ones a keeper

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>no trust
>she cheats
>t r u s t
what?

So does this website...

>cucked by root

If that happened to me then I would just kill myself.
Not until I killed him though, then I would kill myself.

Probably don't do what I would do.