>turn up to hospital >"pls help me I'm ill" >get turned away because you were going to die in a few weeks anyway
What's the next step in the botnet's masterplan? I figure Google will start lying about the health of undesirables so it wont look suspicious when they kill them. Maybe all the anons who used to write "calle nigger" in legacy captcha will meet unfortunate ends soon.
I hope Google targets IE and Firefox users first, good thing I use Chrome.
Zachary Collins
good thing I don’t use google services.
Daniel Perez
Would you prefer to have your death predicted by Facebook or Microsoft?
Juan Butler
>"I'm sorry user but since we don't have enough data about you to do a reliable prediction of your life expectancy we are unable to provide medical services"
Juan Sanchez
that's why you don't rely on state provided healthcare. earn money and pay for everything yourself. problem would arise when you needed a loan or something.
Justin Torres
Can you turn the algorythm on google itself?
Easton Powell
Looking on the bright side you would be able to get treated faster than others in queue if you'll be likely to die soon. This would help creating a more meaningful priority queue, increasing the percentage of people to survive. That's if you could be saved somehow and you need treatment faster than other. I think this is what we should search for in this new AI.
Colton Long
cute boy
Easton Morris
I'd fuck him/her/xer/zher/durr
Juan Nguyen
it's not a tranny, headcase
Jason Ross
>just stop being poor lmao
Liam Cruz
I wish I was a cute boy like that. Imagine all the code I could write after a long day of sex with my bf.
Connor Kelly
you can't have both privacy and free shit. nothing wrong with being poor.
Andrew Parker
Even if it was a tranny, it wouldn't be a problem.
Matthew Murphy
Good thing I don't use them either.
Kevin Walker
Who's this semen demon?
Xavier Parker
Why do you want to know? You aren't going to do anything creepy like jack off to his pics or anything are you?
You’re a fucking moron lmfao move to vensuala already
Brandon Hall
Microsoft would forget to be evil and actually try to figure it out.
Gabriel Rivera
Yeah that’s cool and all but who’s the slut
Landon Rogers
It was already posted in the thread you faggorino homoboli.
Joseph Ward
>google Who?
Ryder Baker
Trannies being good programmers is a lie.
Owen Bailey
Nobody said tranny that is clearly a trap.
Aiden Wilson
Apple
Anthony King
-Dont Google "how not to die" before your deathbed -The algorithm is hacked
Isaiah Parker
>government will take care of me regardless i'm not saying you shouldn't use free healthcare but you should be ready for when it's not there for you ie have a safety net of your own.
This is how they justify death panels in socialist countries.
>Oh hey we're just gonna deny you Healthcare because you're just gonna die soon anyways.
Luke Gray
>>>lgbt
Ian Bennett
Jow Forums mentality aside there's absolutely nothing wrong with being transgender as long as you're not one of those blue haired ugly dudes who want to be called xyr.
If she looks like a girl, acts like a girl and is a professional what's the problem of her being a programmer?
Blake Roberts
I'm just sick of the trap meme that these niggers keep on spouting whenever someone posts something or someone remotely feminine. I don't give a shit about trannies tbqh. If you want to ruin your life, that's not my problem.
Camden Anderson
is this actually what americans think? shit like this is why america is seeming more and more like a third world shithole, i traveled there earlier this year (everywhere between california and alabama) and theres so many poor and homeless people EVERYWHERE, and the more and more i realise how fucked that country is the more it makes sense why they dont have public healthcare, they simply cant afford it, like african shitholes and the likes
Robert Johnson
This.
Matthew Gutierrez
>foxbusiness >independent >express Not a shred of credibility
Camden Williams
No it can't.
Jordan Green
I hope they use their boston dynamics robots to pre-emptively kill me.
Logan Torres
see
Nolan Hill
>Implying I don't intentionally feed the botnet wrong information
Camden Rodriguez
Google trying to kill people goes against their business model because it means fewer people to expose to ads.
Justin Allen
>AI builds your profile for jobs >AI says when you die >AI tells you how to get somewhere >AI is your relationships
If somebody can predict death probabilities it's them for sure but it's always probabilities unless you're either terminally ill or really old The big problem may be ia objectives which may be attained by any means, even if it implies killing people: ultimate pragmatism You may need to add a no kill clause in such objectives
Lucas Lewis
There's a silver lining to this that I think people in this thread would otherwise miss: They have hard evidence on what behaviours increase and decrease lifespans. While they don't have gene databases (yet, give it 5 years until google releases a 'family history through your genetics' service), they have the secrets to longevity. Ironically enough their extreme data collection about lifestyles gives them lots of data about what will increase or decrease a lifespan.
i feel like this is a little presupposed, when it can state that youre going to die it will be 95% accurate but otherwise its not like it's aggregating a bunch of information and doing some wizard statistics to see that your health and lifestyle are trending toward an early death, it's probably seeing that you're looking up stuff related to the cancer you just got diagnosed for and all the books you bought about accepting your death then knowing youre probably on your way out
Tyler Long
Turns out that looking up cancer books and terminal illness help stuff is REALLY bad for your health since most people who do this die shortly after.
>be 24, fit, eat healthy, work from home >check predicted time of death >15 minutes left >wat >15minutes go by >Google™ killbot bursts inside room >asks to solve captcha to proceed with the assassination FUCK wat do I do bros, it's been like 5 minutes already and it won't leave
Angel Collins
No, I want a FOSS solution I can run on my own device in a sandbox without internet access Or not since this isn't important
Owen James
Then install TempleOS
Zachary Campbell
it's waiting to ask a Jow Forums poster to identify all humans, just wait a few more minutes
Justin Perez
>what do you do don't solve the captcha. just spam refresh.
Liam Sanders
>mfw my user agent says I'm using chrome Haha I'm immortal.
Jacob Bell
>TempleOS predicts my death Shit man Terry still got it
Jayden Foster
That doesn't work. It will get you a ban.
Ayden Butler
>there's absolutely nothing wrong with being transgender
>It detects it partly as "Sword Art Online" for some reason, That's scary, too. I bet it's recognizing the art style of an artist at A-1. AKA the studio that did SAO and half of who worked on franxx.
Ian James
New as fuck.
Andrew Davis
What's this screenshots, what is this software and source of the manga, please?
