GOOG

big nig

I'm a faggot

My name is Rakesh.

coffee is free at google why would you ever drink starbucks.

Nice try

EZ-PZ
Phantom rig processing

I sexually identify as a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin and also an an expansive ornate building.

i've lost track of the amount of times i've told google employees online and in person to go fuck themselves. I will make no exception here:

go fuck yourselves.

> typical google employee

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I feel like Jow Forums gives affirmative action way more credit than it's due. I'm Indian, I'm more employable than the average pajeet, but I still won't land a job at some west coast meme company.
I guess the reason for that is that my specialization in CS was much more esoteric (by modern standards). I couldn't be assed to learn shit like automata and intelligence, even though they're the buzzwords of the decade.
Hell, I couldn't even land a job doing what I wanted to do, computer architecture, even though there were kids at my college that were able to get those kinds of jobs nearly effortlessly.
I'm not saying I've turned into an IT 24x7 support guy, I've still got a decent developer job, but it's not as black and white as Jow Forums makes it seem.
I feel like the filtration process for working at one of the giant tech companies is much more refined than you guys say it is. Dregs like me would just get filtered out before we could even get to an HR phone interview.
Please prove me wrong so I can go take advantage of my brown privilege.
>inb4 some shit about how this only applies to H1s and not American citizens

Boy, that mandatory three hour weekly diversity meeting sure was an eye opener!

latinx

Big data

How do you engineer analyzing data.

fuck drumpf

designated

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I read through all of the feedback people send on Allo.

But I don't work at google.

Diversity is our strength.

>moving protos
What, like, protocol buffers? Like the open source library for building data transfer objects for gRPC? I know what that means and I don't work at Google, nice try.

That's the point, you don't get it if you don't work at Google.

making 350k a year

But I don't work at Google and I do get it

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i once posed for a pic in a skirt. also my cumshot photo was leaked online, orgasm face and all

can you +2 my cl

No, you don't. This particular phrase has a meaning that you don't know if you don't work at Google, like an in-joke. It doesn't matter if you know the literal meaning of the phrase.

For example, you could say all sorts of things like writing code, writing tests, moving protos, debugging, but only one of those has a particular meaning that is immediately obvious to people who work at Google.

It's like if you have a joke among friends about changing tires because that asshole Joe always tries to hump the tires or some shit. Yes, other people might know what changing tires means literally, but they don't know the secret meaning or joke.

My name is Sarpjeet

>mandatory three hour weekly diversity meeting
Not a Goog.
You'd understand what OP means if you worked at Googz.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQkCH_C-7AM
It turned out most of Googz didn't know about this video ._.)

Kale isn't that bad.

>Kale isn't that bad.
>Kale Pizza
>Kale juice
>Kale snacks
>Kale spa water
>Kale inside the drawer
>Manager is now made of Kale
>Interns are now all Kale

just finished university. now i write go and provide tech support.

Designated shitting streets.

proof or fake

Ryan?

Charlies

You made me hungry.

Wow they were right about google employees being pretentious for sure.

Jow Forums is shitposting royale, we all know that Google hires low wage workers.

Problematic

borgmon readability

newfag amenities

cold-press juicer machine

I don't work anywhere

Today's free food was worse than yesterday's.

Right on the feels man

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I can do it in one word, watch this:
>DIVERSITY

When I was a kid, I knew a guy named Kale. His parents must've been so far ahead of the curve.

I'm a tranny

We glow in the dark

>Data analytics engineer.
>Actual title.
Is that like a Data Analysis Analyst?

My name js Rajesh and im non binary cis male Hillary supporter!

tricking goyim

It's not affirmative action so much as outsourcing

To serve the light

I got my BSc. from Tsinghua university.