The CIA is gonna kill you in 24 hours

Run them over
Just run the fucking niggers down

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They can get away with ISIS they can certainly get away with killing one random guy.

Deny deny deny.

Anyway I’m this case it might be a good move but I would still be have my guard up. Going to the media is like going directly to the eye of Sauron. No escape.

Also there reason is... “the CIA wants to eliminate potential would be threats to its agency”

I guess

But I had a dream about this and was inspired to ask Jow Forums and soon Jow Forums

I would take my meds like a basedboy

Simply grab a good amount of cash and fuck off somewhere else, the moment i leave my doorstep i pretty much disappeared, because in my third world shithole transportation is abundant, REALLY cheap and unmonitored, there's really no way they could track me, or is it?

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It depends on if it's the weekend or not. Seriously. Because if it's a weekday, I can withdraw my savings out (75k but you have to give the bank a day notice). For there, I guess Russia is the only place to go. Snowden is still alive last I checked.

If it's the weekend, I'm fucked. Can't even buy a gun (waiting period) and make a final stand. I guess run for Mexico. I would say I have zero chance, but you would not believe how hard life has tried to destroy me, yet I just keep on trucking.

Why the double post if you don't even correct your error?

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>CIA finally is coming to end my life

thank god

i'm at the point where I don't want to live but I don't want to kill myself either

>Contact Snowden
>Fight off CIA
Really now

My first step is to ask for guidance on Jow Forums
Hmmm

give up on being a virtuous pedophile

Until a drone spots you and bombs you to pieces. And maybe a bunch of innocent people. Bur that's collateral

Crash the stock market with no survivors

masturbate to death
they will never get me

Can't be convicted of rape if you're dead

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hi stallman!

Run over the cia niggers with my car

The first and most important step ia to s

Literally all of the drugs.

Throw away phone,
Take all the cash I got,
Meds, clothes,
Get a haircut/completely change look as much as I can (bonus if you get a face surgery)
If i have no choices get a gun
then take the first train i see, travel away as far as I can or in abandoned places, or in another country/jurisdiction
Also trying to contact everyone who can help you
If there are no chances, commit suicide

Invite all you guys over to my house. That way im killed in the middle of the get together and you guys can all have a fun interactive dinner mystery game experience to solve the murder.

Do you think life is a fucking movie retard?

have you ever watched any drone footage that isn't part of a hollywood movie?

drone pilots take fucking minutes to confirm whether the sandniggers they're shooting are armed or not just because how shitty , and you think they can FACIALLY confirm someone in the middle of a fucking crowd?

in fact they wouldn't even be in another country's airspace because they'd get spotted and reacted to immediately.

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God fucking bless the CIA- they're doing me a favor.

who's this cum dump

Go somewhere full of jewish people.

They bomb important people and their families. They don't bomb a house to get any old guy but if you're important within an terrorist organisation they'll bomb your entire family. For sandnigger families this is like 50 people.

I consume every single psychoactive substance I can get my hands on and start masturbating furiously.

Rewatch all the Jason Bourne movies. For educational purposes.

This doesn't refute anything from my post.

Be really thankful.
Spend my last hours playing games and masturbating to cartoons.

>I would prepare myself for a fight.
You wouldn't stand a chance lol, unless your Jason Bourne

same desu

Pack my bag and go to Russian embassy in Riga.

This

Except Riga is too far so I'd go to london

Based Terry

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smoothbrain

>If i have no choices get a gun

>he doesn't already have a polymer 80 with no serial upper all paid in cash

Asked them if they can come in a few hours... while I destroy my devices...

>This

>Except Riga is too far so I'd go to london
>Riga is too far so I'd go to london
>london
>Riga

Obviously lives in Latvia moron, why would a UK citizen go all the way to embassy in a different cunt when you're just going to be shipped off to Russia afterwards? Please be joke

Cry, I guess. I'd rather not die.

Probably make peace with it and not really care. It's a slow god damned day before they bother with somebody like me.

An hero myself before they do it to me. Probably will drink a lot.

This, can't let them win

Posts hidden.

>doing the CIA's work for them
>making their life easier
Cuck

Kek nice try CIA

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Just kill myself before them. Suckers could not be faster and more effective than me.

But killing is illegal!

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i'm not murican, so I'll be fine.

Go to a truck stop, hide my phone on a /tfg/ bigrig, preferably one of the big nationwide outfits. Odds are that truck is gonna be everywhere over the next week and it makes logical sense that I'd hitch with a trucker to go under the radar. Possibly I'd actually hitch for mobility as well, on a different truck.

Better done quick. Not waiting 24 hours for my death.

The obvious choice. win:win

Fucking CIA niggers you'll never take me alive
*fucking kys myself and boobytraps the body*

>Fucking kys myself
Fucking retard.

Fuck off CIA nigger, I didn't give you permission to respond.

dead man switch

wake up

My family doesn't want to sit around and just talk, and they don't want to just watch movies, instead we spend 20 minutes finding a movie to watch so that everyone can talk over it about unrelated shit.

For what purpose. Background music would be better. I hate it.

I'm probably ready to go. Hopefully it'd be suicide by two shots to the back of the head.

what

How is the CIA peasant nigger monkey going to kill the King?
Think again.

SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS

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Imagine people who are against the idea of having a conversation, so much, that they can only hold one, under the guise of another action, such as "watching a movie".
Like if you say "we can just talk to each other" as a suggestion, its never succeeds, despite the fact they're willing to do the same thing under a different name, "we can watch a movie" really meaning "we can just talk to each other the whole time".

Like people who do the thing in this image why ask if you really want to do something else.

Kill the batman.

oh
OH
you were talking about the pic

Go to their headqurter and kill CIA niggers till my 24 hours are up.

SCUUUM GAAANG

void my bowels

Well if they glow in the dark they shouldn't be hard to avoid.

I'd take all my cash out immediately.
I'd go to a bestbuy or something wearing the employees outfit and name tag, while carrying complete change of clothing, something absolutely ridiculous that nobody would wear. Order a refrigerator to a very remote town, random address. Pay cash to have it delivered immediately, get inside an empty box where I can't be seen by cameras and pay the shippers to forget what they've just seen. Exit the vehicle as they're fueling up or stopping for a piss, pay some random for a ride to an even smaller town 4 hours away and get them to pick up a tent, food, and other camping supplies, a bunch of clothes. I camp out near a lake undiscovered by any law enforcement, then start working in scrap metal in the nearest town until I can sustain a rental room and borrow someone's shitty car to get around.

fuck off we're full

1. download Demon Hunters new album
2. steal a car
3. walk into a gun store with a hidden switchblade, evaluate threats, (Hopefully) take out personell and comandeer the building
4. Immediately prepare all arms
5. take hostages
6. commandeer gasoline-tank truck
7. drive truck into parlament building
8. fire away
9. realize the cia can't touch me because i'm canadian
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It depends on the situation. If this is the result of some years long secret investigation, you might as well focus on getting your shit ready for the other side.

Honestly, the best thing to do would be to go somewhere public, live-streaming your phone, with GPS and flashing lights and basically making yourself as visible as possible.

Think about it.

I could probably take down at least 1 nigger with me

>The CIA is gonna kill you in 24 hours
>What do you do?
I calmly accept my fate

Run every CIA nigger over with my car.

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>CIA is gonna kill you
so this applies only to burgers living in land of freedom
oh well, fun thread

this is Jow Forums you stupid cunt of coourse im jason bourne everyone here is jason bourne if youre here and you didnt know that then get the fuck out whoever you are

Take my piggy bank and american style jump in a cargo train and go wherever

Why throw it away when you die anyway?

Wire my home with shitloads of explosives and boobytraps. Pull my last $80,000 out of the bank, purchasing as much ammo for my guns as I can without it triggering a notice to warn them that I've stocked up. Drive to the veteran's affairs hospital near me and pull together every soldier that is terminally ill and wants to go out giving the CIA "what for" and arm them, having them be my first line against the G-men. Once the soldiers go out in a blaze of glory, I watch on my cameras as the CIA moves into my home and starts getting wasted by traps, then just when they finally get to the room I'm in, I'll eat a bullet a second before they breech the door just so those cocksuckers don't get the satisfaction of taking me down themselves.

Hang my dragon dildos from the ceiling. Put on a g-string backwards and rub oil on my body for when they walk in. They may kill me but I've already won. Looking into the eyes of cthulhu would be but a sweet mercy compared to the sight of me.

You underestimate exactly how fragile the human body is. I spend quite a lot of time on the range and place pretty well in local 3-gun tournaments. Guaranteed I'd take down 2-3 of those cock maggots before they get me. The average CIA agent doesn't spend much time on the range, nor are they heavily combat trained. I'd be far more afraid of the FBI. At least they train their asses off at Quantico. CIA only trains a small handful of agents for combat. They're intelligence gatherers. They interrogate you once someone else (FBI, Federal Marshalls, etc) brings you in. The only scary CIA agents are the spooks they send into foreign countries as spies and assassins. The domestic agents are only scary once someone else catches you and ties you up

If you're going to doe why bother throwing your phone out?

I would install gentoo on my computer to acquire hacker skills, so I could hack the CIA and redirect the kill order to Louis Rossmann, so that Apple would get framed for the murder.

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If I'm connected to worldwide media for the next 24 hours I'll make sure that everyone knows that I have zero plans to kill myself and I don't suffer from depression nor have I committed any crimes that would make the police say I was dangerous and they had to do it for self-defense. I'd call everyone I know and tell them the same thing, also telling them that I have heard a rumor that someone is coming after me. If there's tons of evidence online all over the place, it's going to be difficult for them to explain why I suddenly died from shooting myself in the back multiple times. I could also set up a livestream so people will either see me alive or something has happened to me. They only have power if they can get away with things.

Good thing I'm not from US where these things happen because of China level corruption.

CIA has no authority to act domestically, so just stay in freedom land