Humor thread anybody?

ctrl-f no humor thread.
humor thread?

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why do i even come here

hahahaha
marvelous!

Install gentoo

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STOP posting this Jow Forums. It's not funny, it just makes me mad.

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Retarded shit.

How does it make you mad? It's a silly LARP bait. The only thing funny is how newfags will reply to that post because they think it makes them fit in.

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posting the best funny on Jow Forums

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>fahrenheit conversion in pic
That's the real joke

I know it's LARP, but it's still frustrating as shit to read, especially since I know there are people like that in the real world.

agreed

>Jow Forums is full of assholes and you should stay away from that site
He's right.

Why? It makes it so I don't have to make the conversion myself to decipher your retarded temperature scale.

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>water freezes at 0, boils at 100.
>lel the Celsius scale is so retarded, USA is number one r-right g-guys?

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I like these threads in general, but I haven't saved that much until now

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How do I get this fucking shit to work? It stays as .bmp no matter what

Fahrenheit is better for ambient temperatures since it has a meaningful scale form 0 to 100 instead of c where it's all between 5 and 30 most of the time

>Fahrenheit is better for ambient temperatures since it has a meaningful scale
Kill yourself.

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Does this actually do anything anymore? If so, this is gold

Umm, sorry sweetie

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>ctrl-f no humor thread.
because it is spelled aa humour

@66427005
How else are white people going to understand autism units?

you need to disable "hide known file extensions" or sth like this in explorer

>@66427005
Where do you think we are?

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@66430413
Jow Forums social network. I talk to all my friends and followers here.

Just kicked my dog again fucking hell

and it ran
it ran so far away

t. Proud user of the microwave time unit

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Works on loonix and it's epic.

> fairly cold outside
0 degrees will kill you even if there's no wind, given enough time. It is possible to manage this temperature on the move, but not for long; being naked, of course. +1 and up is somehow manageable, +4 is ok pretty much even for a naked skin.

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nice
works in linux, listening to it right now

As if it matters on what os you are

Who said it does?

Why are you telling me this? Do you think you're special for experiencing freezing temperature outside like it is so eying that is uncommon?

>0 C° will kill you
Are you kidding me or you've never felt 0°C?
I am from a place where in w winter the temperature goes down to - 20 C° and i guarantee you will survive without problems

If I wanted to laugh, I'd ask for your firestrike score

what even happened to Terry?

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that negro is ok. he makes entertaining ML videos

that's what people here think is funny.
Jow Forums is a cesspool.
it was a mistake and should go down. forever.

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> be me
> always get thirsty in the morning
> always have glass of water next to bed
> forget window open one night
> -18 C° outside
> wake up in the morning and realize water has frozen.
> feelsbadman.jpg

> 0 C° will kill you given enough time.
How long? I was way below that for 8+ hours and never sleept that good in a while.

it's funny because if your body temp gets to 107 you die. But your body temp can get down into the 60s and people end up being fine. Minus the frostbite, of course.

in normal conditions - ie anything in nature - you don't have overheating issues unless you're dehydrated though. It's funny watching geeks who drink nothing but soda outside. "OHHH ITS SO HOT OHHH ITS DANGEROUS OHHH" like sure bitch. Sure.
Heat exhaustion does set on pretty quick if you're not sweating. So actually drink fucking water. No, not gatorade. No, not coffee, or tea. Fucking water. Goddamn whiny sugar addicts

btw i use archg

This is worth the read. Surprised I've never seen it posted here.

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Part 2.

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easy way to do it under linux is;
convert a.png -flip bgr:a.mp3
('bmp' format is BGR and it's 0,0 is at the bottom right)

bottom left*

next time we'll put a trigger warning

I'm from the Baltic, we get -35C in winter sometimes.
0C can kill you if you're naked outside for extended periods.

Fahrenheit and the imperial system are some of the most retarded legacy things we use in the US.
Zero logic and only used because "muh special country" when we even have legally accepted the metric system but for some reason it's still not enforced.
At least everyone in science uses Kelvin and the metric system.

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>write only memory.jpg

Wait... WHAT? This shit exists?

it's a joke image, read some of it

Farenheit is perfect for what it's used for

>0F
Really cold
>100F
Really hot

>0C
A bit chilly, i guess
>100C
Dead

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Now with the eye gouging white theme on clover

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Oh man after looking at datasheets all day this gave me a good laugh.

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>As if it matters on what os you are
>linux
>os

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>Yankee go home !!!
every time

use everychan

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Lol, song popped into my head as well

He was close, just mistook ambient with atmospheric.

>remaining pins vs socket insertions
>FINO

>homophobic names
I felt kinda bad until I saw what a faggot this guy was

I did not knew this was a YRYL thread

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>there are people that unironically think imperial is better
We're all laughing at you and your shitty units

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I hate it but im stuck with it

is this loss

Be the change you want to see in the world. At least, that's what they always told us in school.

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He's being autistic

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Tea is perfectly fine, so long as you don't sugar it up.

Peppermint tea is fucking amazing for hot afternoons.

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Please, don't make me cry again.

I found those two quote in two different website. It might be the most wholesome thing you will read in this thread

>"I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself, "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well that would be enough immortality for me." -Dijkstra(1930-2002)

>"Dijkstra probably hates me. " -Linus Torvald, 2006.

top fucking kek

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He divided by zero, I wouldnt hire him

old but gold

it does get posted youre just a newfag

thought you were talking about the imperium for a second there and got pissed

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I remember taking out the trash in -20C weather with wind and shorts with a t-shirt. It was very unpleasant

I fucking hate Redddit

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