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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
• user's gundam gets a love pillow • user gets some shitty nato straps for a watch that he no longer has • user gets a artisan "Hellboy" keycap • user receives powerbank and cable clip • user has to RMA his chink shit • user bought a degaussing rod • user posts stack of chink shit items • user receives Xiaomi pillow • user buys 10pack of batteries, turns out they weren't as advertised • user shares MIXZA's year of the dog micro sd • user shines his new USB nightlight • user gets the cheapest earbuds he can find • user prints inspiring message for /csg/ with a thermal printer • user gets ape measuring tape • user got memory foam tips for his Senfer • Peppa pig micro sd's are faulty • user just got these new VEITHDIA sunglasses • Another day another haul Previous thread

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bensonapproved.com/usb-type-c-to-type-a-cables/
aliexpress.com/item/kinky-shit/32822803154.html
aliexpress.com/store/2927057
aliexpress.com/item//32865314243.html
aliexpress.com/item//32864309192.html
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youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4

wow im early
any anons knows some okay spycams
i have to find out whether my roommate steals from me

Anyone know non garbage tablets? Looking to run Apps / no keyloggers

got a bunch of stuff today

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my roll of cable straps came with a free cable strap!

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Bought the ed9, sounds good so far using the bronze nozzles. It seems the default one is bassy.

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Emil mini pillow is sufficiently creepy

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new vegas print that came out real nice

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larger x-files print didnt come out as great

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Is there any differences between cases for Redmi 5 Plus and Redmi Note 5 (chink version)?

the file they used was pretty low res

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Pretty good logic analyzer for 7.90 big ones.

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>regular massage
I don't know, I never used them for that.

diy arcade stick parts came in, the stick feels pretty nice, the buttons feel ok
ill report back once i actually build it

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Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/post/S66406382

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not really chinkshit but these keyboard switches came in too

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who printed this stuff?

Update: didn't help. Still write errors when going over 8gb. Already filed a disputed.

Tldr: don't buy from JesusDiskStore. They sell fake micro SD cards.

>Just ordered 4 putin 32gb cards
How fucked am i?

>Outemu
But why?

WHen is hte infofgraphic going to get updated

>shower clock
>why did you bring it into the shower

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reminder that pricearchive.org is infinitely better than aliprice.com

ugandan knuckles microsd card PLEASE

please review the outemus user, I was thinking on getting those but I ended up buying kailh burnt orange of which I really like the weight and smoothness but the feel almost linear.
how tactile are the outemus you have there?

>no botnet plugin
Meh

at least it updates properly. i hate how aliprice shows old prices and has huge gaps in its history

Is there any chinkshit for this yet? You'd think theydtheyd adopt polyphasitic sleep by now

they suck in my opinion, would not buy again.

Hurr forgot image

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What chink brand will actually live up to the USB 3.1 standard with their USB-C cables?

You now get 4x8gb Putin cards

Rec me kinky shit, boys.

They don't because it's a meme that doesn't work. Least not for long periods of time. You do it when doing extreme expeditions simply because not dying is more important than sleep.

ugreen
VCE
a few others that i'm forgetting
they might be pricey tho but keep an eye out for sales

Some stuff arrived: xiaomi fidget legos, and card holders so i can hang my pool card on a hook next to my keys.

The card holders work nicely, the little friction clip doesn't hold the card super well but when I attach a keyring I don't have to worry about the card coming out. It would work great for an ID card on a lanyard, which is probably what it's designed for. Also one of them came really scratched up for some reason, good thing I got 2.

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Just arrived from Gearbest £355...

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7.90 is kinda too much, I got mine on aliexpress for 4.80 about a month ago, they are all pretty much the same and you can use them with saleae logic analyzer. 6usd logic analyzer + 10 pieces logic clamps.

hang on this ugreen cable got a bad review by benson
plus.google.com/ BensonLeung/posts/YuiqmQtCfPd
the VCE cable with the thick plastic sleeve is legit tho
bensonapproved.com/usb-type-c-to-type-a-cables/

Ill do a review in a few days, first chink Laptop

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most keycaps are made in china. the cheapest ones are trash but some of the more expensive ones (like $30-90 for a set) are great

Thanks, this is very helpful.

Finished. Sure enough, it's kinda fun to idly mess with.

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aliexpress.com/item/kinky-shit/32822803154.html

both prints are from this store
aliexpress.com/store/2927057

im new to this mechanical stuff, is there something wrong with them?

the outemus are less tactile than a gateron brown but more tactile than a cherry brown and feel about as smooth as the gateon brown but, being stiffer than brown, the tactility is less pronounced than the lighter switches.
i have some burnt orange coming in the mail, when i get those ill compare them, the one i like most of these is the cherry clear, its heavier, like the outemus, but it has much more tactility.
since the gaterons ive tried feel nicer in general than cherries it makes me really want to try zealios, since those are gateron clones of cherry clears

thinkpad knockoff?

I got a few minifigs and chose a parts from each to put together what I think is the best Trump minifig. I used two Trump ones and a Hillary one for the book he's holding.

aliexpress.com/item//32865314243.html
aliexpress.com/item//32864309192.html

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The chinks have strong memes.

Finally got some memory foam tips for my Rock Zircons. At first I didn't like them, but I have to say they're not bad and provide a great seal. The silicone tips fall out sometimes, but the foam ones stay in good.

aliexpress.com/item//32854280516.html

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Hey, you must have pretty similar tastes as me. I'm thinking the same about the ED9 as well. I also prefer the leaner-sounding brass nozzles to the bassy shiny ones. Not that those sound bad either.

Both a heads-up and a request for further reporting: keep an eye on the nozzles when using those red bore tips if they develop some greenish patina-like substance for you as well. I'm intrigued in hearing it was just my pair or a more common thing.
When noticed the patina-like stuff, I initially thought it was just the bare brass of the nozzles oxidizing, but turns out it was the ear tips, or the nozzles + the ear tips. When I had the ED9s in storage for a while with no ear tips in place, no green stuff formed on the nozzles at all. Nor has it occurred with any other tips I've tried, just the included red bore silicone tips.

Got a nice batch of 100 razor blades. I love these things, they're high quality and dirt cheap.

ebay.com/itm/142295288838

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FIdget legos - is there anything Xiaomi _doesn't_ make?
Truly the ACME Corporation of our time.

chink shits for today: rubber hot water bottle (enema bag)

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Chicks just can't into waterproofing, especially their watches.

Some feedback on shipping with One World Express because it's not on the wiki and nobody replied when I asked, at least that way people will find something when searching the archive:

It's shit. Tracking doesn't work at all, not even in china and unless it arrives tomorrow it can't meet the aliexpress deadline either.

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But those are Japanese and shipped from the UK.

Someone help me find the Hitler lego minifig

Or is he ONLY in sets/lots ?

ive only seen him in sets, ive looked at lots of single figures and cant recall ever seeing a hitler

the mi band 2 and amazfit bip have perfectly fine waterproofing in my experience, are they the exception?

Everyone gets this.
It reacts with your sweat probably.

I kek'd

Japs are pretty much chinks.

Any good case for the redmi 5 plus?
Has to be red. Wine red preferably.

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He's in the Enlighten 1708 set. I haven't seen anyone selling him as a separate minifig.
aliexpress.com/item//32820178675.html

Is that for coffee?

Oh baby

Got the meme razor, very comfy, cancer blades went straight into the trash though

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did you get them shipped from germany?

Anons please help me.
I'm in need of a Top - Level scientific&graphic calculator but Texas instruments and higherevel Casino's are too expensive for me. My phone costed 180$, I don't want to pay the same for the calculator but I need it. How come chinks are almost dominating phone industry but are non existent on the calculator market?

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What other razors have you used, and how would you say it compares to them?

emulate it on your phone?

Cock ring, yay or nay from ali?

I'm a university student, can't use my phone during the exam

>I'm a university student
my condolences

>feather instead of personna
Hello r*ddit

What's wrong with Feather?

Nothing

chinkpad

I wouldn't
I'm not sure if it's real rubber or just plastic, it's definitely got some chemical on it and I don't know if it's plasticiser or oil from the mould

Come over tonight and we'll try it out :3

Are there any usable

30awg wire and electrical tape

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i think some third world markets like the philippines have usable cheap phones but i think your best bet would be to go for a used phone. if it's a gorilla glass phone the screen probably won't even be scratched even though it's used.

How's the shipping there? I'm from EU.
Where do you suggest I'd look for used phones?

>got some chemical on it. Come over tonight and we'll try it out

No thanks I changed my mind

So he's just being a jerk?

water-resistant != water-proof

thanks

This a good wireless charger for my iPhone 8?

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Can confirm, I used to hang mine around the collar of my coat so they often got exposed to harsh weather and not only the nozzles but the entire inside of the earphones oxidized until one of them died. Absolutely love how they sound though, so I stocked up on them. Judging from the first reviews the ED16 seems to have a similar sound but better quality overall without the questionable choice of materials used in ED9. Going to do a short side by side review once they get here.

I ordered five minifigs and one of them came with three hands and one arm.

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>rick and morty minifig

Don't expect sympathy

I'm buying it rn

No. Just stick to RAVPOWER
ugreen is shit and makes weird coilnoises even if no phone is laying on it

There's literally one ravpower wireless charger, and it has 0 feedback.

no?
Where are you even looking?

I only had experience with them from UK when ordering from gearbest EU warehouse.
It took over 10 days just to send a package from their warehouse and shipping was always slow as balls. A package that was shipped by train from China arrived earlier then the package from what I guess is UK.
Have you tried tracking the code with their site and on chinaposttrack where you can track in china?
If the tracking is invalid you should have disputed that a long time ago. Either way just dispute it and get your money back.
Only if it has small weights and you can train your kegels. Actually if chinks had that with non toxic led I would buy it in a heartbeat.
>not ironically ordering rick and morty stuff to annoy people around you

Aliexpress.