Whats the most brainlet programming language

lol I actually really like it--I don't even care that it's a visual programming language. I think the idea is novel and could help make certain concepts really approachable to kids or people casually coming at the technology. I haven't used max at all but my friend who uses ableton really likes it.

>Programming language

Whatever (you) use

Tell that to all the Stacy's who think they are "#girlswhokode" because they know how to embed an image with HTML.

Go
It was designed to be simple enough that brainlets can work with it. Trying to do smart things is discouraged

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Javascript, then python.

javascript because webdevs.

This

Honestly PHP.

Take that back desu.

BASIC

this

The ones that won't require you to work with Indian niggers

>the joke
brainlet please

Rust

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Python

batch

impure io fags detected

python

>concurrency is brainlet

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Ruby, then javascript and go

go is the brainlet version of Erlang/Elixir at least

Easily python. Java probably comes pretty close if you stick with OOP as your paradigm.

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whatever is used for excel macros.

The only true answer.

Lisp. Lispers are too stupid to understand code unless it is also data.

JavaScript. For idiots, by idiots.

Fukken C+=

Java

Assembly.

This
Why do you think all these pajeets use java? Its because it's simple to understand with its retarded something.something2.something3.something4() bullshit. No pointers, no access to memory.

Seen brainlets profit from forgetting about languages and installing a Wordpress.

Whatever you’re trained in

agreed, only the smarted and most hardcore programmers can use languages like C and C++

i hate lisplets

python

Probably python

unironically this
when's the last time you saw a pajeet coding in C++, let alone C? Direct memory management is what separates real programming languages from curry shit.

swift

They're both originally from the same guy I think

See also
> I call people brainlets because I'm scared of making money.

t.wallets

actually if you search on youtube you'll notice like a big chunk of C videos are by pajeets.
Even microcontroller related ones are similar. Kind of surprised me actually.

>pseudocode.py

PHP

BRAP

That's because that shit is still taught in college. Knowing the theory behind something and being competent at that thing are two very different things. Pajeets will claim to know everything under the sun, but their competence will obviously lack.
Trust me, I am a pajeet, I know how fucked up our college education system is.

Lisp.