Guten Tag, sir

>Guten Tag, sir.
>Vee vill require you to hand over ze phone und ze laptop und decrypt zem
>non-compliance is a direct violation of ze EU digital hate speech act of 2018
What do you do?

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sooo how about that war

hand over the phone and the laptop.
i'm not retarded enough to have stuff i didn't want them to see on something i would take over the border.

>What do you do?
I'll just say no, you can't have them now please go fuck yourself. I'm a EU citizen so Germany can't deny me entry anyway.

>Sir, you vill have to come vit us

There's no such thing in the EU, only in UK and US. So far the EU is still democratic

I wish I was still this naive.

>So far the EU is still democratic

Imagine waking up in the morning and being this disconnected from reality.

Fuck off you krautnigger

That's crazy, that's like Nazi Germany made a full comeback, but instead of Jews, it's "hate speech" and "racists" that are going to be targeted

Oh wow who could have seen this coming?

And a Heil Hitler to you famalam

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Only retards believe this.

I would return them to the UK and take their stolen uniforms away

1) You're wearing dresses from 2005.

2) I'd like to see your judicial decision before you tough anything.

3) This is not burgerland. You are the executive branch, not the judicial branch. But of course you're free to contact the public prosecution authorities to lauch preliminary proceedings.

Germany doesn't require you to incriminate yourself.

By the way, there's a workaround for UK and US:
Just make your password "I committed a murder in 2017"
Then you can plead the 5th amendment :^)

>You're wearing dresses from 2005
Making police blue instead of green was a mistake.

Yes.

>be me
>Hindu all my life
>draw swastikas as signs of good luck on nearly all my belongings
>have a swastika tattoo to bless myself with good luck
>visit Germany
>get thrown in jail for hating juice and promoting hate speech
>don't even know what the fuck they're talking about
>turns out all white people suck the mutilated dicks of some sandniggers called Jews

>he doesn‘t know the difference between a traditional swastika and the mirrored Nazi one
Brainlet detected

Guten abend.
This shit has been to EU courts before and the prosecution lost. I don't mind spending a few years fighting the German court system, since the payout will be enough to keep me for the rest of my life.

Even in America, the police are part of the executive branch too idiot