*cough* Yup, thats me, let me show you how I got to this point
*cough* Yup, thats me, let me show you how I got to this point
Brayden Gray
Alexander Barnes
Yup, I cooked a date for us tonight my lovers.
It is indeed that time again, it's a dinner date
Landon Brown
Tonight, it's a sexy sexy seloin steak, with a coon tra monts and everything
John Phillips
Quite the beutiful cut as well.
Likely the best cut I've had the pleasure of cooking
Robert Ramirez
you forgot the ketchup
Camden Gutierrez
I'm hungry now
Eli Robinson
Looks good, from NY too.. would give you some herbs before you enjoy it but sadly we are anons Shelby and I am from the Adirondacks.. Dem fine looking steak tho..
Daniel Thompson
On this, honeslty shove a knife up you cunt.
Yay!
Oofta, from Mohawk my friend. Going to be a bit to get them to me!
Oh, the cut would be fine solo, but I did use a dash of cayenne and garlic salt
David King
you misspelled ketchup twice.
Sebastian Allen
:') you do me proud.. I'll have to try that, a hard salt and heavy pepper fan here. 'pay day is steak day.'
Asher Reed
I know damned well I wouldn't add the devil's jizzum
Ah, the edge of rare. The best!
Das wunderbar
Aaron Cox
I want it
Eli Miller
Ah Mr Dafoe. I have held on to this cut since May, I've waited to cook it for far too long
I may have made some boring sides tambien.
I made a simple mashed potato, con garlic y parmesean.
As well as using the remainder of the Rew from the steak to mix with the carrots as well as some more parmesean
Carson Wood
Buon appetit'!
Ethan Ross
Many thanks here Junko
Moneyshot btw.
Today I paired the meal with a wonderful Zin known as Predator.
I urge you to find it if you enjoy a bitter wine...my lordie it's golden
Nathaniel Reed
yeeeeees, I want to eat that
Josiah Phillips
So good, the full plate, as well as the full cut is gone friendo
Brayden Long
Gg
Colton Nelson
Shelby no offense but your home looks kind of.....sad.
Eli Robinson
Y gratzi senora.
Oh, I had desert, but it was far too good to picture it.
My mother gifted me a cupcake, a cupcake? A cupcake.
She began by infusing the chocolate cupcake with a Guinness.
She then added Jameson to a dark chocolate ga nosh.
She then fused a vanilla bean and Bailey's cream frosting.
Yes, she made a Carbomb cupcake.
My mother's great!
Chase Gomez
That is the kitchen here Normie.
For one such as I, the kitchen is a hellish place
Nicholas Gomez
It looks like a hellish place. You should go to Home Depot and fill in that gash in the drywall, that outlet doesn't look safe and das a nice bass bruh.
Cameron Martinez
I play it better than your sorry ass~
And I would, but I do rent!
Why fix aestetics, when I care naught for them?
Noah Thompson
HEY! I play the cello and violin thank you. Honorable beautiful instruments not like your devil instrument used to summon satan. I'll bet you're real good at summoning him too to take that big red cock of his.
>Why fix aestetics, when I care naught for them?
What about when you bring cute grills over? Wouldn't you want them to think your home is nice?
>I do rent
Tell that coked up Armenian to fix yo shit XDXDXD
Nathaniel Rivera
Yes, as for certain you do herr Normie.
I can easily take that throbbing Soviet Staff of Satan.
Electric is far more beautiful than the simple stringings of a mere mortal.
Cute grills must know what they look forward to. I lead them through an alley to my entrance of course.
Zachary Cox
>herr Normie
>throbbing Soviet Staff of Satan
>know what they look forward to
>I lead them through an alley to my entrance
I.....I love you Shelby. I'd marry you if I wasn't already married. M-maybe we can work out some deal doe.....I'd walk through the alley to your place only if I was certain I'd be raped at the end....
Christian Hall
>carrots
that steak really is something though