FBI here. What's the most dangerous or risky thing you've encountered while doing Jow Forums things...

Who the fuck is that autistic peace of sjw shit

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whos she user?
is there porno?

>Be me 12
>Gotta do project on world war 2
>Fuck military shit i like science
>Nuclearbomb.png
>Realise i need visual for project
>Ez ill just make a bomb
>"how to make a nuclear bomb"
>2 months later i have a semifunctioning one (dont know cause i couldnt test it)
>FBI van approaches
>Freak out and hid it in my backyard with a tarp over it
>Itfuckingworks
>i realize how illegal that shit is
>Sets up vpn
>"where to sell a mint condition nuclear bomb"
>find a guy
>He gave me a whole 5000$ for it
>Spend best week ever at arcade

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>yeserday I ask, "how does i fix bug?"
>they say, "dlete system32"
>I say "no"
>they say, "delete system32"
>I say "y"
>they say, it makes faster
>i like faster because my facebook getting too big
>i deltete system32
>computer say, "no"

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FBI shill
>le FBI
Def not FBI
>electrosity
Yes user
Kek

>they dont know about khazar milkies

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Sounds like some autistic neckbeard cringe. I'm too busy fucking tight Asians to keep up with normie internet "culture"

>browsing DMCA and cheese pizza honeypots like Jow Forums, 8ch, KAT, pirate bay
>using chinkshit on mains voltage

Suuure you are

pillows arent humans, u inferior autist

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>dissing milkersfu
blast yourself my senpai

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No you didn't

browsing a thread with sinks after the mods went to sleep

sinks?

>electrosity
I think that wire fried a few brain cells.

its how ave fans say eletricity

Let's see.
>Motherboard caps blew in my hands
>PSU blow in my ear several times
>Shocked by Cheap Chinese poorly grounded PSU's.
>2nd degree burns on heatsinks because I'm retarded.

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hitting gooks and russians offline for crawling my webshit
That's the Khazar Queen, Abigail Shapiro. Ben Shapiro's sister.

what would happen if you removed some binaries?

it would be extremely painful.

for (You)

hint: there is not a single cygwin binary in that folder

When I was pretty young I wanted to see if there were any other websites like Jow Forums and after finding 8c han I just started scrolling through every numeral starting from one
once I got to 7 I mistyped and hit enter at "7ch" and it autocorrected to 7ch.r u and I'm pretty sure that there was legit cp. (it's been taken down you sick fucks)
the next time I tried I wasn't being a retard and found out that 7cha n actually exists
So basically I'm a russian hacker who singlehandedly discovered 7ch an.

it would be pretty funny if we did it with lobsters instead

>decide to check about various distributed filesystems like ipfs and shit
>install freenet
>scroll through an index
>uninstall freenet

i think I touched christmas lights as a kid and took a couple amps.

Too much k-pop?

get the fuck out new fag

hint: no one cares

Literally nothing useful outside of pizza. It's 60% pizza, 38% random autogenerated pages with zero interesting content, 2% mildly interesting or slightly exotic stuff (the only two worth mentioning that I remember are a vintage French rape porno and a pair of Russian Holocaust denial pamphlets).

Mostly things turning on again when they shouldn't

t. developer working in steel mill

>and a pair of Russian Holocaust denial pamphlets
Why do these need to be on the Darknet?

Why does anything have to be anywhere.

Because you will get put in jail for it in most of europe
I wondee (((why)))

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>in most of europe
thought it was only UK and Germany+Austria that did this

even sweden have parties openly denying the holocaust

i wanna lickaroo her milkers desu

How are they an SJW based on this video?

Man, how I wish we'd actually have someone admitting to it. But I guess the mystery is part of the fun

nice try fbi but since im not in US
lets say a substantial amount of complete paypal accounts a complete database full with usernames and passwords of sites in a certain country top level domain.

>What's the most dangerous or risky thing you've encountered while doing Jow Forums things?
Myself.
Never defeat the hardware over-current protection to stop the false positives long enough to see what's really happening in the 100KW DC-DC converter, because IGBTs are loud when they explode.

Fucking larper. If you were real FBI, you'd be too busy taking bribes from CNN.

theres a supposed admition, the dude using the mask was some retarded dude with 2 more.
They even explain how they did everything.
Maybe gonna search later but its there, honeslty it kinda convinced me

I recently listened to How Stuff Works podcast on this case and they went over a couple of possible clues/admissions, but they were all bit suspect IIRC. But there was someone hours later (IIRC) on a BBS who explained how it was done, which make it seem like it was the original guy since someone explained it so quickly.

The riskiest shit ive seen on this site is CP, bet theres some on /b/ right now too, is why I dont duck with that board

_Donald

Fucking lmao

i accidentally merge my branch buggy piece of shit code into master
which automatically triggered to push the code to the testing servers, had alot of explaining to our team lead

It's illegal to impersonate a federal agent. Your ass is going down punk.

What was it like to touch?

It's illegal to impersonate a punk, your federal agent is going down my ass.

You did it now

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>sinks
degenerate
tiles are better

Picture her bald... It's really gross

I don't believe you.

btw why did we decide to use sink pics for that anyway
choosing something that stand out like that seems mad dumd

The most interesting thing I've found on Freenet was a guide to sucking dick.
It's been useful.

>those tabs
>not tonight
DESU it's not a bad way to go; being old, but not senile, feeling your strength leave you, gathering your family together, saying your last goodbyes, then drifting off to a peaceful last sleep as your family watches over you.
Of course I've replied now, but still.

I chucked a smoke grenade at a guy who wouldn't stop vaping.
I mean he wanted to try cloud computing, it worked out for him.

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i manually jacked into the internet by licking a phone cord
i'm now a ghost in the pstn

it hurt btw, don't recommend it

I can't stop staring at her, she's so attractive.

Ben Shapiro's sister

It's just natural curiosity. The people you should worry about are the ones who only enjoy it when they caused it.

what happened? backstory?

If you are reading this, your mother is having heartaches, call her and see if she's fine.

t. Shariablue

Some people hacked (not sure if that's the correct term) a TV broadcast and showed a funky clip mimicking Max Headroom. Search "Max Headroom incident" for more information. I'd also recommend the podcast "Stuff You should Know", they talk about interesting stuff in an entertaining way.