he's never programmed a GUI

> he's never programmed a GUI
> he's never programmed a mobile app
> he's never programmed a physics engine
> he's never programmed a game
> all he has programmed is fizz buzz

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> he's never programmed a mobile app
Mobile development is fucking horrible. I refuse to touch that shit.
> he's never programmed a game
Programming games is fucking easy; just look at all of the shitty game toolkits like game maker and the like with their dumb scripting languages. Game engines are where real programming skill is required.

b-b-but muh arch linux rice!

>Mobile development is fucking horrible

How is different from developing in any other platform

iOS; Locked into Apple's bullshit ecosystem, requiring MacOS and shit.
Android: Java/JVM garbage.

JVM is the only salvageable part of all that pile of shit.

>> he's never programmed a game
I programmed an x86 emulator.
I am no stupid kid, who plays stupid games.

> he's never programmed a GUI
That's not even hard. I did in past, but you don't need skill for it.
It really sucks.

> he's never programmed a mobile app
I did and it sucked!
To new programmers: Don't start with this shit.

> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
OP is an idiot

>all he has programmed is fizz buzz

But I got the job, NEET OP :^)

It's a lot better than doing stuff from guindows and macshit.

>Programming games is fucking easy
Programming shaders is surprisingly fun and hard, but ofc people usually just download ones that other people made.

I can whip up a sieve and sum the primes under 2 million in a jiffy.

it's like web dev, only with forced java

Kotlin makes it way better

> he's never programmed a GUI
I did it
> he's never programmed a mobile app
I kinda did, mostly porting Open GL code to NDK and using the java just as a function caller
> he's never programmed a physics engine
Did a few
> he's never programmed a game
Did one or two.

>he's never programmed a GUI
False
>he's never programmed a mobile app
False
>he's never programmed a physics engine
False
>he's never programmed a game
False
>all he has programmed is fizz buzz
False

I've done all this and I'm a piece of shit

>he

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>he's never programmed a webshop with 1k+ concurrent users

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> he's never programmed his own programming language
You should probably look into doing something else with your life.

jvm IS the pile of shit you idiot

>> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
Actually I wrote a bubble sort program recently

>he's never programmed a mobile app
my extreme brainlet women friends have programmed a mobile app in python
mobile apps are so normiecore theyre not even an accomplishment anymore

> he's never programmed a GUI
I did try. After completing it I realized that a cli implementation will save a lot of time and functions just as well
> he's never programmed a mobile app
My boss asked me to make a timestamping app for the company. Made it with multiple backdoors since I don't wanna be the ass that gets everyone in trouble.
> never programmed a physics engine
I made a 3d game engine while the rest of the class was learning 2d sprite rendering
> he's never programmed a game
I made a game with said game engine. Got a distinction in that module IIRC
> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
I've never programmed that once desu

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>he has never programmed an OS
>he has never programmed a compiler

I created an SDL based multiplatform game I called Sp@ce Invasion, all in C. Not proud of it but I did get a girl.

>he's never programmed a GUI
I did.
>he's never programmed a mobile app
Of course there is no documentation.
>he's never programmed a physics engine
I did.
>he's never programmed a game
I did.
>all he has programmed is fizz buzz
Nope.

Use iFramework. At least you'll have created something without Java.

t. fizzbuzzer

I programmed all those things OP.

>Got a job
>NEET

Hmm...

I'm trying to learn android programming with Kotlin but there are almost 0 good resources

i have never programmed even hello world
i dont know anything or care about programming

>he's a codemonkey

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>he's never programmed a physics engine
I remember 15 years ago I believed it would be useful lol

programming virgin of the year...

>he never got so paid for fizz buzz programs

youtube.com/watch?v=tnAbKuGss4Y

retard

Codemonkey = autist who can only print the sum of x prime numbers

Programmer = Person who makes useful applciations

Programming is for failures

Java is great though

>he's never programmed a device driver

>Made it with multiple backdoors since I don't wanna be the ass that gets everyone in trouble.
What?

> he's never programmed a GUI
but i have desu
> he's never programmed a mobile app
mobile development a huge shit but i made a few little apps for iOS
> he's never programmed a physics engine
why the fuck would i need to program a physics engine
> he's never programmed a game
i made a roguelike a couple of years ago and i've cloned a few little arcade games
> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
i've written fizz buzz in over 9000 languages

I've programmed a CLI

>he's never made a program that creates an other program used to write source code that creates a better version of the initial program.

I have no idea why but I fucking laughed when i read this Godspeed anob

>he's never "programmed" (written) an os in asm...

:'(

You are forced to use IDEs, certain languages, and the ecosystem by apple/google. And they tend to be insanely inelegant.

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>has never programmed fizzbuzz

Android development is shit mainly because the API fucking sucks. It really really fucking sucks.

Who daily programmes a physic engine?
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