> he's never programmed a GUI
> he's never programmed a mobile app
> he's never programmed a physics engine
> he's never programmed a game
> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
he's never programmed a GUI
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> he's never programmed a mobile app
Mobile development is fucking horrible. I refuse to touch that shit.
> he's never programmed a game
Programming games is fucking easy; just look at all of the shitty game toolkits like game maker and the like with their dumb scripting languages. Game engines are where real programming skill is required.
b-b-but muh arch linux rice!
>Mobile development is fucking horrible
How is different from developing in any other platform
iOS; Locked into Apple's bullshit ecosystem, requiring MacOS and shit.
Android: Java/JVM garbage.
JVM is the only salvageable part of all that pile of shit.
>> he's never programmed a game
I programmed an x86 emulator.
I am no stupid kid, who plays stupid games.
> he's never programmed a GUI
That's not even hard. I did in past, but you don't need skill for it.
It really sucks.
> he's never programmed a mobile app
I did and it sucked!
To new programmers: Don't start with this shit.
> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
OP is an idiot
>all he has programmed is fizz buzz
But I got the job, NEET OP :^)
It's a lot better than doing stuff from guindows and macshit.
>Programming games is fucking easy
Programming shaders is surprisingly fun and hard, but ofc people usually just download ones that other people made.
I can whip up a sieve and sum the primes under 2 million in a jiffy.
it's like web dev, only with forced java
Kotlin makes it way better
> he's never programmed a GUI
I did it
> he's never programmed a mobile app
I kinda did, mostly porting Open GL code to NDK and using the java just as a function caller
> he's never programmed a physics engine
Did a few
> he's never programmed a game
Did one or two.
>he's never programmed a GUI
False
>he's never programmed a mobile app
False
>he's never programmed a physics engine
False
>he's never programmed a game
False
>all he has programmed is fizz buzz
False
I've done all this and I'm a piece of shit
>he
>he's never programmed a webshop with 1k+ concurrent users
> he's never programmed his own programming language
You should probably look into doing something else with your life.
jvm IS the pile of shit you idiot
>> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
Actually I wrote a bubble sort program recently
>he's never programmed a mobile app
my extreme brainlet women friends have programmed a mobile app in python
mobile apps are so normiecore theyre not even an accomplishment anymore
> he's never programmed a GUI
I did try. After completing it I realized that a cli implementation will save a lot of time and functions just as well
> he's never programmed a mobile app
My boss asked me to make a timestamping app for the company. Made it with multiple backdoors since I don't wanna be the ass that gets everyone in trouble.
> never programmed a physics engine
I made a 3d game engine while the rest of the class was learning 2d sprite rendering
> he's never programmed a game
I made a game with said game engine. Got a distinction in that module IIRC
> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
I've never programmed that once desu
>he has never programmed an OS
>he has never programmed a compiler
I created an SDL based multiplatform game I called Sp@ce Invasion, all in C. Not proud of it but I did get a girl.
>he's never programmed a GUI
I did.
>he's never programmed a mobile app
Of course there is no documentation.
>he's never programmed a physics engine
I did.
>he's never programmed a game
I did.
>all he has programmed is fizz buzz
Nope.
Use iFramework. At least you'll have created something without Java.
t. fizzbuzzer
I programmed all those things OP.
>Got a job
>NEET
Hmm...
I'm trying to learn android programming with Kotlin but there are almost 0 good resources
i have never programmed even hello world
i dont know anything or care about programming
>he's a codemonkey
>he's never programmed a physics engine
I remember 15 years ago I believed it would be useful lol
programming virgin of the year...
>he never got so paid for fizz buzz programs
retard
Codemonkey = autist who can only print the sum of x prime numbers
Programmer = Person who makes useful applciations
Programming is for failures
Java is great though
>he's never programmed a device driver
>Made it with multiple backdoors since I don't wanna be the ass that gets everyone in trouble.
What?
> he's never programmed a GUI
but i have desu
> he's never programmed a mobile app
mobile development a huge shit but i made a few little apps for iOS
> he's never programmed a physics engine
why the fuck would i need to program a physics engine
> he's never programmed a game
i made a roguelike a couple of years ago and i've cloned a few little arcade games
> all he has programmed is fizz buzz
i've written fizz buzz in over 9000 languages
I've programmed a CLI
>he's never made a program that creates an other program used to write source code that creates a better version of the initial program.
I have no idea why but I fucking laughed when i read this Godspeed anob
>he's never "programmed" (written) an os in asm...
:'(
You are forced to use IDEs, certain languages, and the ecosystem by apple/google. And they tend to be insanely inelegant.
>has never programmed fizzbuzz
Android development is shit mainly because the API fucking sucks. It really really fucking sucks.
Who daily programmes a physic engine?
kek