What will happen if I follow all of Jow Forums's advice?

You'll gain the ability to create mustard gas at will

Death, or serious body harm at best.

You would be holding a 10 year old phone, a $200 thinkpad with linux only. No games, no girls, no social life.. and asking people on Jow Forums about if u should buy a satchel or not because it looks beta

It would be extremely painful.

>You'll have a lot of conflicting opinions

The Truth Was Spoken Folks !

`sudo rm -rf /`

you'll install gentoo

you won't poo in the loo

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You'll be lonely too

You will find Jordan and live happily ever after using g TidOS.

>rhymefagging

you would have to kill yourself, because the advice is often contradictory.

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and

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then

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nethack is babby-tier, real men play MuMo.

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akari is dumb

the choice is you'res

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Become schizophrenic

Wallpaper?

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You'll end up sitting naked in your basement yelling arguments to yourself about which brand of processor to use

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niggers will tongue your anus

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you'll recover your virginity in case you lost it

wut anime

Not *your basement, my friend.

pretty much this

this

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install Gentoo