>make multiple mundande bug fixes to Jow Forumss favorite torrent client
>also discreetly swap two size calculations so that a buffer is improperly sanitized
>check in some more legit bug fixes
>remove sanitization for GET query strings
>check in a few more bug fixes
>it is now possible for any user to send shell commands via the web UI
Surely other people enjoy being /devilish/ too? Open source repos are exceptionally easy to mess with
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> I don't know how open source development works
On GitHub? It works exactly as in OP.
You make some changes and submit a pull request. Some dim-witted repo admin approves them.
This is why I have SELinux. Fuck you OP
Except if you're contributing to something which is even a tad bit popular, No maintainer will approve your request. Especially something like removing input sanitization.
put 5gb of ram in your computer
>create standard
>hand it to committee
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Also that proper reviewers go commit by commit and are anal about every line change, questioning everything. Add onto that multiple reviewers for larger projects and even non-staff can chime in, comments allowing, calling out stuff.
If anything GitHub, and the like, have made the process more transparent since it's not autistic bullshit mailing lists and inlined patch files. It's obvious what is being changed and literally anyone can drop in and make a comment about it.
Problem is that most projects are ran by inept people that couldn't spot underhanded code if their lives depended on it
>in school computer lab
>create desktop shortcut to shutdown computer
>change the icon to chrome
>drag shortcut onto USB
>wait for someone to leave their computer and replace chrome with shutdown shortcut
Was pretty fun to do this back in 11th and 12th grade.
>koding lab
>guy next to me goes to bathroom
>while he's gone I take a screenshot of his desktop and set it as his wall paper and delete all the desktop icons
my torrent client has not got any updates in many years but its so good that it does not need any.
Does this actually fool people?
fooled me once, but I was more careful after that
Not everyone is contributing to React development or other insanely popular things tard. There's literally thousands upon thousands of not well known projects.
Then why would small timers allow outsider help?
>and delete all the desktop icons
you could have just hidden them, you assehole
>be me
>know someone that hates Obama and homosexuals
>decide to prank him
>target uses win 7
>spend 5 minutes grabbing images of Obama and rainbow flags, also annoying orange
>cut out Obama's head and make into png
>do the same for the others
>in visual basic create a transparent window that's larger than the screen give this window priority.
>pepper said window with the aforementioned pics also included text something along the lines of I heart Gays
>build .exe name csrss.exe, place csrss.exe somewhere in win32
>set the csrss.exe to launch on startup
>rename taskmgr.exe to some useless shit
>shut down targets laptop and walk away
>Enjoy the hell raised when he can't click on a damn thing, can't open task manager with ctrl+alt+del, and swearing up and down while staring at a mix of Obama's head, annoying orange, gay pride flags, and messages "I heart gays" overlay-ed on-top of desktop. WOW was he pissed....
For anyone who thinks "but the maintainers would never accept any malicious contributions!" I strongly urge you to check out some of the past winning entries in the Underhanded C Code Contest. Yeah, the contest is only for C code, but some of the brilliant entries show techniques that are applicable to many currently-popular languages.
It would be hard to do mischief on the scale of OP's post, but introducing vulnerabilities is most definitely possible.
Less malicious but still devilish thing I did was rotate coworkers display in the settings, it was in red hat Linux. Also another time I ever so slightly unplugged the Ethernet cable. Both times I eventually fixed for him. Lol.
Intentionally bogged down my friends modded game server while we were all playing, They we talking shit and I set the record straight. Also use to run a hacked killing floor server could dial up or down the game speed and have thousands of zeds in the server... My friend and I fucked with some randoms that joined. God damn those we fun times.
>be me
>back in the highschool days
>net control 2 on every computer
>basically allowing anyone on the admin computer (teachers computer) in the computer lab to fuck around with anyones stuff
>literally allow you to take control of their screen ad disable their mouse/keyboard as well as covert spying
>be in computer class
>teacher leaves for washroom or something
>go onto computer
>open netcontrol
>qt 3.14 in class
>fuckboy trying to hit on her
>find her computer
>play with mouse a little
>"what the heck"
>"must a be a glitch"
>disable keyboard and mouse
>"what the FUCK"
>open chrome
>type in search bar
>"hey baby its me kyle"
>here her screaming
>"KYLE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>kyle clueless
>thisistoogood.fuck
>goes over to kyle
>"what the fuck are you doing with my computer"
>kyle still clueless
>"YOU LYING BITCH"
>get into fight
>whole class thinks kyle is hacker
>everyone very concerned
>kyle the new faggot
>go over and hug qt
>"thank you user, your no hacker are you?"
>no here
>jewish friend has autistic gamer brother who's 12
>me and freinds decide to prank jewboy
>devise a plan to create a batch file that when executed opens up 100+ internet explorer instances with pornhub.com/somegayporno
>tell gamerjew that this script will increase fps on minecraft
>hes hesistant
>"are you sure windows says it could be a virus when I try to download it"
>say windows just doesn't want you to take full advantage of your computer power
>"ok I guess that makes sense"
>downloading almost done
>nigger.png
>runs it
>never seen porn before
>starts screaming
>procedes to run away
>goes to corner and cries
HAHAHA, I too had some fun making fork bombs...
i changed Jow Forums's font to IBM Plex Sans
>Make a subtitles for an anime hours before its usually released
>reverse the subtitles( Hey - > yeH)
>Upload and get 2000 downloads even though people tell others not to do it.
>in school
>bitches trying to print stuff
>keep cancelling the request
>watch them continually going up to the printer and then wondering why it wasn't printing
>let others print fine
>gets IT guy, he doesn't know either
>since 3 third grade form this habit, still do in college
>go to computer library
>snap off all keyboard legs from a few computers
>poke and damage balls in old mice
>take unattended usb flash drives
enough replies and i'll wake my mom up to go in the attic and post my bag of 300 or so pairs of keyboard legs
Have you ever ejaculated onto them?
>Kid next to me in the lab leaves to go to the bathroom
>Turn the brightness on his monitor ALL THE WAY UP
>Go to Google
>Google images "dog poop"
>Pull up a full screnn image
>Turn off his monitor
He got a BIG BRIGHT DOGGY POO ON HIS SCREEN WHEN HE CAME BACK HAHHAHAHA
thought never crossed me, are you requesting this?
Depends if it's a big cum or little cum
>SetDeviceGammaRamp with random values
You're forgetting that maintainers won't accept patches that do weird shit or trying to be clever. Also, that's why a lot of things aren't written in C anymore, you can't slip that kind of retarded shit into anything written in a modern language
REKT
Did any of the female classmates take a gander at his shame?
You might as well of cucked his gf.
>never seen pr0n before
>cries in corner
This is how evil kikes are made you idiot.
>playing a game in class
>teacher comes by so I turn off the monitor
>turn your monitor back on
>comply
>work is displayed
Hahahahaha I alt tabbed idiot
>downloading almost done
It's a fucking .bat, was he really downloading at literal bytes per second?
>userscript repository
>this is a great adblocker trust me :)
>it just tries to upload every username & pw to some server
>copy the fags server address and upload millions of randomized variants of strings with pee and poo in them
>Surely other people enjoy being /devilish/ too?
probably if I had even less of a life
>shortcut to shutdown computer
Explain.
I live in a shitty building, my neighbors party almost all weekends and make lots of noise. I want to destroy their fucking PCs/phones/routers, but I still haven't been able to find the router...
any suggestions, Jow Forums ?
Run up on dey house nigga
My friend and I once wrote a few programs to fuck with our class's win98 systems when we were in like 10th grade. Made them time-release to stay under the radar. Came into school one morning to crippled computers and a mad teacher. Lulz were had that day.
>just SELinux
>not Gentoo Hardened with stack smashing protection and PIE on everything, as well as PaX and grsec
this is classic, ignore all these butthurt faggots op
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How about you actually file a complaint against them to the landlord?
pls
Now this is actually original.
Shoot the door three times when they are partying. Guarantee they will stop.
>be me
>poor as fuck and cunt of a landlord decided to raise my rent for the 2nd time this month
>find out he's planning to get everyone to move out so he can sell the buliding
>His office right below my apartment
>Check if AP is still using default password (it was)
>Boot persistent kali usb I made for no reason ages ago
>Scan for a list of MAC addresses/device names on the network
>Find PC named "landlord'sname-desktop"
>Spoofed the MAC address of my network card to his
>Cleared the router logs and rebooted it
>Visit as many known CP sites and honeypots as i could
>Downloaded a few images and videos along the way
>Checked if he has a windows shared folder enabled
>he did
>His password was password
>Made a folder on it called "the good stuff"
>copied the pizza I downloaded to it
>shutdown PC and microwave'd the kali flash drive I used
>Few weeks later feds knock at my door asking about him
>mfw
This was 3 years ago and I still don't regret what I've done
And then you woke up with your face in your cereal
Easiest game of spot the underage
Evil kikes aren't made, they're born lad
>Some dim-witted repo admin approves them.
>Problem is that most projects are ran by inept people
this wouldn't even work for abandonware that only has a pleb maintainer never mind a small github project whose maintainer is almost certainly the same person that wrote the code, you're not going get a pull request that removes input sanitation approved by the person that implemented that input sanitation
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Scroll down and read option 2. Pretty sure it's the same shortcut from 7 to 10.