Women in tech

>he doesn't want every day to be Friday

>mfw object oriented programming

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why is she playing hacker typer

>didn't make sure her psuedocode wishing people happy Friday would actually work
>spergs get mad about this

wtf i love emacs now

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>represent false and true as 0 and not zero
>represent the days of the week at 0-6
>Sunday is a lie.

Why's she doing the devil's horns?

I love receding hairlines on "women".
Xir is beautiful.

I'm glad these women dont reproduce.

>programming is x games
tubular brah

She's not even good looking. 7/10 at best.

she has a son and is (unsurprisingly) a single mother

Help me out anons, I can't find the full version of that meme. The one with the guy's side having some weird shit too.

>You're first mistake

>7/10
you have some shitty standards

>You're first mistake
>You're 2nd mistake
>your 3rd mistake

More like 4/10

I mean you were a mistake.

anyone here creeped out by this image or is it just me haha

it took her three tries on a business website to get a simple phrase right, just imagine her code

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Everyone in this thread can fuck off to >>>/incel/

You're awfully generous.

Literally all she had to do was write "friday" instead of "true", or change "Friday" to "Day".
I'm going to defend myself by pointing out I said "at best". I also based that on only the pic in post . Yea, she's more like 4/10. Annoying as fuck voice. She's got a beer belly too.

michelle pls.

>===
do js kiddies really do this?

Hey, I got a beer belly & I hate my voice.
I can 'kode' in JavaScript tho....

>My father is a Computer Scientists

jesus fucking christ

always stick with gnu

It's true. Anyone apparently can have sex despite how annoying or ugly they are. If the guy she slept with isn't a fatty then I bet it was an ugly guy who was way too drunk one night.

>red bull on table, "haha im hardcore r-right?"
>ubuntu cus im SUCH a neeeeerd omg!
>vanialla js teeeheee
>devil horns cuz metal!!!

'h-hey user check out this cool function!'

>im using vars like all those old js tutorials said look!
>i-i dont need to declare a variable in the for loop silly, i dont use strict mode anywas!
>return statements? what do you mean my function doesn't do anything?

unironically writes es5 js in 2018,
unironically leaks her password in instagram (it's 'dragonmint' btw and db name 'candy')

jesus christ and this is someone who's making tutorials online...

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I need to get a job before the economy crashes.

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It's because she cares more about appearances, rather than functionality.

You forgot to mention her T420

>when u can't even drink some fucking grape juice without turning it into some pathetic cry for attention on social media

bonus: her misty cosplay instagram.com/p/BarabtEBfAo/

rip my sweet poke girl

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>If you believe nerd men begin arrogant assholes.
>Just wait programmer women.

This is literally the most cringy code girl I've ever seen. At least Klossy is hot.

MtF?

eww....

imagine going in to work on monday and meeting your new coworker

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missing the brazzers logo

IMAGINE

>imagine going in to work
lmao no thanks
what a plebs my god

BEING

>Does syntax for a language I don't know really have this feature?
Are you retarded? Why wouldn't they if it's a feature of the language? It checks to see if 2 vars or 2 objects are of the same type before checking if they have the same value. Like you'd use getClass, compareTo or getInterface and then compare those for equality.
Fucking retard.

>This is 7/10 for Americans

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Stop bullying

Just looking at her gives me a fucking headache

Jow Forums has warped you so badly that you can't tell the difference between a man and an ugly woman? LOL

That's a dude, man

bucky beaver looking bitch.

i didn't say I knew what it was

Blatant attention whore, this is the kind of tards who bitch about "muh womyn in tech", same garbage as "gaymurrrr guurls".

It's not even a meme, you are pretty much at least average as a woman if you are a not obese/lesbian/trans/mentally ill

Average is 5/10

>ctrl f "a thread died for this"
>0 results

a thread died for this

I don't think you're legally allowed to look more Jewish than that

Well her son is unlikely to reproduce in any case.

>year == 5778

JUDE

Stop noticing things.

>be Tuesday
>run code
>"Happy Friday"
>mfw

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font size 36? What the hell is she doing?

>has a couple of kids
>husband left
>fakes trendy programming shit for social media shekels
should have gone realtor instead

I like to think there are women out there in tech who don't do this, keep their heads low, and hate these airheads just as much as everyone else.

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why are women so naturally cringy?

cause no matter what they do, there's always a dick waiting for their vagina.

should be "sensible person" and "vain egotistical shits" because I've seen my fair share of this going both ways.

pls not hate on pragmatist

fuck off you centrist.

had a bunch of guns and i think an anime figurine around the "object"

Looks like she never got over that phase people go through when they learn programming. You know what I'm talking about, the jokes about how there are 10 types of people, how dec 25 = oct 31, and lame if statements like the one she posted.

>SEVEN OUT OF TEN
>SEVEN

What's a centrist world view in max 5 sentences?

NO U

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your mindset is the one of a centrist

give a woman a strap-on

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This is what happens when you only work with packages.

give a man a strap-on for extra fucking

the full version have some guy with mouth wide open. someting about nu male

When you're such a faggot that your favorite past time is sitting on a fence post.

This is as autistic and as incel as a woman can become and even she has a son. Look at that disgusting creature and have lack of heart knowing she had someone to love and you faggots will never have that.

Good day, manlet gentlemen

>can't find the full version
Just google the fucking image header and it's the first result.

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The point of a programming language is to communicate to both humans and computers alike what your program is supposed to do. Thus, even with pseudocode, there are basic conventions to follow.

She's an idiot.

>had someone to love
single motherhood begs to differ, retard

I would just continue to do my job. If she did anything to legitimately impede my job performance over the course of 2 months, I would have a polite discussion with my boss and provide concrete examples of any incidents. Imagine that. It's pretty clear that she has autism, or some variety of bipolar disorder. It affects women differently, but you can really see it in her stupid empty face.

>while (today === true) {}
Isn't that infinite loop?
And even if there was Friday ===true it would stay looped until midnight?

she's living proof that men will put up with anything even for some cringey $pussy

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>Look at that disgusting creature
To be fair, she's probably at least in her mid to late 30s. Maybe when she was 19, she was cute.