A medieval knight falls off a horse, slips into a time portal by accident and finds himself staring at pic related. What is his reaction?
A medieval knight falls off a horse, slips into a time portal by accident and finds himself staring at pic related...
Nathaniel Hill
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Hunter Walker
obv pull out his sword and hit that shit
Angel Nguyen
"op is a massive faggot"
Landon Reyes
>FOUL HERETIC MAGIC BEGONE IN THE NAME OF CHRIST!
Grayson Ramirez
Depends on if people were as stupid as popular culture makes them out to be. If it happened in a TV show, the knight would be cowering in fear in the corner rambling about witchcraft.
Realistically he would probably try and figure out where all the light was coming from. Play a movie on the monitor though and he would probably be more than a bit freaked out.
Gavin Myers
He'd destroy it for having wangblows on it.
Connor Rogers
>What is his reaction?
>RGB
>AIO
whomstvdever owns this portal to another world is a massive cockslut
Ryan Ramirez
If you were suddenly pulled onto an alien spaceship with technology you've never seen, maybe something like flying colors that conjure up memories or some weird shit like that, wouldn't you cower into a corner?
Adrian Brooks
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
Jayden Morgan
Why should I fear if it do no harm?
Easton Garcia
Do I have a sword?
Carson Perry
I can see why you could be scared, but honestly as long as the aliens weren't terrifying looking or super hostile I would probably be more interested in all their cool alien tech.
Noah Collins
>goes on /b/ accidentally
>sees cutee girl
>unchains**
>they take off clothes
>wtf it has a dick.png
>stabs self
Liam Martin
>god i hate reddit
Jack Lee
>spots faggy rgb ridden pc
>WITCHCRAFT!
>smashes it
OR
>spots faggy rgb ridden pc
>ITS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
>trys to talk to it
Robert Hughes
>Depends on if people were as stupid as popular culture makes them out to be.
Genetic human intelligence peaked around 2000 years ago and has been declining since.
Kayden Price
I'll never understand the trend of having light shows on your computer.
Evan Walker
great odin's raven what kind of faggot would turn his box sideways
Cooper Anderson
I think it's due to unfulfilled power processes
The desire for meaning and influence over the immediate environment.
An ancient hunter or farmer had a very different relationship to his surroundings. If he didn't hunt for a few days, he would die. Humans have evolved to desire responsibility and power for this reason
Now this is gone. The McJob at the assembly line doesn't have much meaning to you personally. You won't starve if you lose it.
So people compensate with countless weird behaviors, like putting LEDs in your case or buying RAM that's branded "XTREME SNIPER 420 MLG BLAZE IT FAGGOT".
Jaxon Diaz
Call Jean Reno, we need this filmed.
Camden Anderson
>actually believing this nonsense
they talked to the fucking sky back then and used leeches to try to cure people. Come on.
Cameron Ross
>they talked to the fucking sky back then and used leeches to try to cure people. Come on.
Lack of knowledge and education, not necessarily intelligence.
Levi Edwards
Nothing wrong with leeches
Kayden Allen
Touch the lights thats the natural human reaction
Julian Nelson
what is yon faggotry
Aaron Cook
leeches are still used medicinally you dumb redditor
Cameron Brooks
How high are you
Christopher Johnson
A single person from the past wouldn't have that much trouble adjusting to modern technology. A lot of the witchcraft shit is mainly caused by mob mentality. Without a village there to pressure him into fear, he would quickly become more curious than fearful. Even with probably decades of conditioning by medieval society, ultimately the instinctive human curiousity would win.
Jeremiah Green
>Lack of knowledge and education
T H I S
it's not that we got smarter, but the corpus of knowledge is expanded allowing us to rely on breakthroughs made by others
Benjamin Rogers
kek
Liam Long
Why does thou not installeth gentoo?
Josiah Morris
>Jean Reno
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
Gabriel Brooks
Yeah and the Mayans and Egyptians weren't building temples and tombs, but were actually in a heated space race which concluded when the Mayans sent a starship to Planet Xenon commanded by the chief calendar maker.
Parker Evans
they look pretty in the dark
Eli Gonzalez
I swear, this is the kind of mentality I see only from people who think everyone back then was Aristotle or something.
Jackson Russell
>Touch the lights thats the natural human reaction
Christian Brown
Not the user but I think he was referencing Les Visiteurs, a French comedy film starring Jean Reno about a knight and his squire in medieval France who time travel (by accident) to the present.
Daniel Parker
Depends on the memories, i could cringe to death
Alexander Davis
I'd take off my pants preemptively
>Well, let's get the butt stuff over with
David Harris
Something like this
Kayden Ward
unironically the best post