INTEL CPU FLAW LEAKS CRYPTO KEYS TLBEED

Wonder how many times (((they))) used this side channel attack.

>mfw I don't own a chip with hyperthreading
i5 master race reporting in

Is this another one of those
>YOUR MACHINE IS FUCKED AND IN PERIL IF SOMEONE IS ABLE TO PLUG A USB DEVICE INTO YOUR COMPUTER
things?

These things don't mean shit without physical access, and most of them require physical access to your hardware. In such a case you're fucked either way. Unless you own a Mac because no one could even remove your SSD because the whole machine is the SSD.

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It's a
>Weird shit runs sandboxed in your web browser and breaks out to swipe your keepass database master password as soon as you enter it
Kinda deal

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Better get Ryzen or Power9.

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I bet by 2020 Intel will essentially hit Bulldozer levels of performance.

Chromium's been working on some isolation stuff recently.

>they projected like 10% slowdown

u-u-uh AMD might be v-vulnerable too but we have no idea, this statement alone should be enough to label them as guilty r-right

No one bothers hacking those because not mainstream enough but rest assured they have massive security holes too.

>>they projected like 10% slowdown

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