Mfw my boss pronounces it soo-doo rather than sudo

soda apt git

So it begins. The great shit storm of our time. It is pronounced "gif" like in "gift."

The file extension is GIF, but some people pronounces "jifs, jiffs, gift, jift, jifts" and even "shifts" no joke.

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>super user do
super user DOH

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He isn't wrong.
su means superuser. do means 'make your dreams come true so do it'.

(sue)-(do) is correct.
Nice b8 thread.

No. it's a portmanteau, so you pronounce it the way it's spelled.

Or do you also pronounce codec as codeek? Because codec is a portemonteau of coder and decoder.

Also regardless of that, my main argument is FUCK YOU I don't care if it's technically "correct" it's fucking stupid.

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>Superuser, doh this thing.

It's an acronym. The pronunciation of an acronym derives from the creator of said acronym, like a proper name. And the creator of the Graphics Interchange Format, Steve Wilhite, says it's 'jiff'.

Choosy developers, choose GIFs.

>mfw my boss pronounces it faygo-t (like the soda) as opposed to faggo-t (like the OP)

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>suh-do

>suh-dough

>be german
>boss pronounces "git" as "shit"

i git you not

coder decoder

(co)der (dec)oder

co-dec

user, please do tell me, are you retarded?

Hey, ya'll pronounce it data or data???

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>People who don't understand that you pronounce portmanteaus how they're spelled, not as what they combine

>pronounces decoder as deck-oder not deek-oder
where the fuck do you live?

Switch user not super user. It's based of the su command. If you're gonna be pedantic at least have your facts right.

You're all wrong. It's pronounced "garbage format that should have died years ago"

>so you pronounce it the way it's spelled
So it's like in iSland, gUitar, weDnesday and chocOlate, amirite?

...in other words "pronounce it the way it's spelled" is utterly meaningless in a language that misuses the Latin alphabet for ideographic-like rubbish.

i pronounce it dee-tah to piss people off

Dakota
Oo make the sound u, what's the difference, how do you say it?

/'dä.tä/.

>normal brain: pronouncing it sudo
>smart brain: pronouncing it sudo
>universe brain: pronouncing it sudo

BTW "sudo" is /sju:'du:/ (syou, do!)

I don't think it counts as a portmanteau, but I agree with your recommendations. Things should generally be pronounced phonetically.

e.g. pronouncing 'lib' as 'libe' or 'bin' as 'bine' would just be weird. And 'gif' makes way more sense phonetically than 'jif'.

And to start a new fight: I pronounce 'char' as in 'charcoal'

I pronounce it both ways, but I also use it as a singular noun.

>glosses over the consideration that it is a pormanteau

Does he say:
1) sue-do
2) so-do
3) so-doe

I pronounce it as 1. If anyone does otherwise, I could probably guess what they mean from the context; if not, I would ask for clarification. Depending on how that goes, I might be casually suspicious that the person's intentions are aggravation or they have an unresolved stupidity somewhere in their information/feelings processing facilities. If the person goes mad in response to a request for clarification, they have a serious problem that needs treatment.

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4) sue-doe

based

as much as I hate to admit it, this.

It is complete bullshit and Wilhite is a stupid kike.

>>glosses over the consideration that it is a pormanteau
Of course, I was focusing on the stupid sentence I quoted. Nothing in English has a single way to pronounce.

>The pronunciation of an acronym derives from the creator of said acronym
Nope.

An acronym is like any other word; its pronunciation is based on what the linguistic community uses. Even if the developer spent all his life saying "pronounce it this way", it means nothing if people pronounce it another way.

This is the only right answer. Sue-doe, that's how my Dad pronounced it, and he hung out with Cliff Spencer the guy who fucking made it.

agreed except for gif

>I pronounce 'char' as in 'charcoal'
I did for most of my life. I don't have to say it much these days, but I mostly switched to saying it like 'car' now.

Thank god I'm Finnish

I read 'char' as 'character'.

Yep.

"sudo" like "sudoku"

I've always pronounced it as "soo dough" but I think "soo doo" is actually correct since it's superuser do

Superuser-do, you fucking galactic bunch of retards!

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pronounce mercurial's hg as hug

Sudoku

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you mean he says it like
> so, user what's up
instead of
> Mary Sue a cute, A CUTE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
?

this Fuck the pOlice

haha it's funny because it's true

no it's daaaaaata

whoops i meant daytah

"gooey", "guh nome", "gah noo", and etc makes me cringe

Or when they try to pronounce Linux in English
like "lai-nö-x"

That is how all of those things are pronounced.

>Amerisharts literally have to insert vowels after the G because they are unable to pronounce the GN diphthong
>Amerisharts literally cannot tell the difference between Ö and O
>Amerisharts literally cannot pronounce Ö and Ü

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*consonant cluster

>removing the kike star
good goy

I saved that picture on my work computer and didn't want to take chances.

shall I push the button

based

>I pronounce 'char' as in 'charcoal'
I knew I wasn't the only one

>agreed except for gif
Faggot

I bet you pronounce it sue-dough instead of Su-Do

>sudo mize boss

What is svg

Soodowoodo apartment git

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you're all retarded to not immediately recognize it as pronounced "care" as in the first syllable of "character"

Saying "char star" for char* is so satisfying though. "Care star" just sounds dumb.

>tfw you've been pronouncing codec incorrectly for years, oblivious to its portmanteau nature

i pronounce "care" and the "char" in "character" differently, so I'm not sure what you mean

Savage of course

How do you guys pronounce:
#
!
'
"
`
^
|
&

hash
exclamation point
single quote
quotation mark
back tick
caret
pipe
ampersand (on it's own), and (as part of a sentence)

crunch
bang
apostrophe
quote
tick
carrot
pipe
and

TFW my wifes son pronounces read as read.

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pretty much the same as this except 'pound' instead of 'hash'

kettőskereszt
felkiáltójel
aposztróf
idézőjel
idk
altgr3twiceandbackspace
or
and

GUI-tar
Wed-nes'-day
Cho-co-let

スド

Yeah but it's "jif" because G is pronounced as "Jee" when you spell out the acronym so this makes perfect sense to be gif. Hey guess what in 500 years it won't matter :)

>G is pronounced as "Jee" when you spell out the acronym
no it does not because I'm not english

user, szerintem a kérdés angolul beszélõkre van célozva...

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>He's correct
>Sue-Due
Reread the OP.

That's the correct way to say it you faggot. Superuser Do

>sudo
>SUperuser DO
>not a portmanteau

Look at my beautiful weapon

But it's not "SUperuser", it's "SuperUser"

Still counts
>portmanteau |ˌpôrtˈman(t)ō|
>noun (pl. portmanteaus |-tōz| or portmanteaux |-tōz| )
>2 (also portmanteau word) a word blending the sounds and combining the meanings of two others

You're barely getting one syllable out of the four in "superuser" though, so you're hardly blending. And you're not really combining the meanings, just shortening a phrase.

If anything, "su" is an acronym, and then combining it with "do" makes "sudo" a compound word.

JSON. is it JAY-SOHN or jason?

based

>#
Hash
>!
Exclamation Mark(point)
>'
Single quote
>"
Double quote
>`
Grave (grahv, not grave like graveyard)
>^
Carat
>|
Pipe
>&
Ampersand or simply "and sign"

>everyone in an engineering meeting pronouncing "niche" as not "neesh" or "nitch", but "nitchey"

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I pronounce sudo as "sue-doo".