Girl at uni asks to use my laptop

>go to uni
>everyone has their own laptop because we aren't a third world shithole
:^)

>you can be a hobo at Starbucks but you can't browse Jow Forums on lynx

10/10

>GO TO UNI
lol'd

so the african american gentleman and the black girl went to your place to fugg
> so beta
> good tymz

i want to nakadashi akari

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>no touchpad

wtf u using

>x230
>use to code at starbucks while streaming shows because my internet speed was shit
>no one said a word and i even got free drinks for being a regular

90% of this threads are shit since as long as youre a regular they wont kick you

I wonder what input devices are on a laptop except for the touchpad

>girl was so amazed by my skills operating the Thinkpad clit she let me use them on her clit

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Trackpoint?

It was a threesome
>Not wanting to share the BBC with a chocolate momma.

>tfw making a girl squirt with touchpad clit
>tfw she drowns your apartement
>tfw lenovo was fucking lies and your thinkpad stopped working for liquid damage

teach me your ways on whitetexting senpai

>no guest account

option 1:
>girl at uni asks to use my laptop
>no
>end
option 2:
>girl at uni asks to use my laptop
>sure just wait a minute
>boot up vm with clean windows install
>fullscreen
>hand out laptop

Sure it was cuck

>”no problem, here take a lighting cable so you an charge your phone while you are it”
>

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Clit mouse massage is the real reason the laptop is liquid proof

>not going to an all boys college
>not preventing distraction and impure thoughts while enjoying intracrural sex

You spelled fag wrong.

i had your gif saved from last year same filename too

clit mouse*

lmao bet that got you laid huh?

applel

old thinkpads are excellent birth control

piss off back to plebbit

the virgin thinkpad user vs the chad macbook user

So a girl in your uni is a normal human being, huh

tfw no C++ gf

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I got looks in a restaurant line when I SSH'd into my home server and chatted on IRC. You'd think people wouldn't care if someone was quietly standing in line sending messages from a phone but the condensed text against black background must've set something off.

Well clearly if it's not a bloated electron app with bright pastel colors and shit, it must be bad!

I've been going to the same place for years and have never received a free drink
must be nice being chad

Who's the girl?
What anime is that from?

I don't see an anime girl, just some shaking wall. wtf you talking about?

Akari-chan from the anime Yuru Yuri
youtube.com/watch?v=WtotTTM3xFM

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Fucking real

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How new?

>Mom asks to use my laptop
>Tell her that I won't let her because she hasn't even sucked my dick yet

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show her your ahegao collections

My guess
>be Jow Forumsentooman
>use outdated business laptop because it's been shilled here
>use server OS because it's been shilled here
>rice it with dark themes and lewd anime pic as background
>looks shady as fuck but you can't know that because autism
>then complain when other people won't touch your laptop

And I forgot
>food leftover's and cum stains all over keyboard

>>give her my laptop
Hitotsu no machigai

ARE you a hacker OP?

>wanting other people to touch your shit
its like you want aids or something

Implying it's not the other way around

>At work. Brought my X200t with me today.
>Quietly sitting alone. The IT room at the place I work is also the supplies closet. So there's nothing but unorganized wires and toilet paper and Pine-Sol.
>English supervisor pokes his head in.
>Notices my X200t.
>"Now that's a right old piece of kit, m8."
>Pokes his head back out.

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> He doesn't know about the buy 7 get one free cards.
user sucessfully fooled you into believing he is a chad.

If this isn't from those cards, one of the waiters/waitresses wants to suck him.

>finna boutta
Sorry faglord. He was making fun of you. You basically said "I'm planning to about to", and even ebonics has grammar rules. You'd get no street cred and would look like another white faggot trying to be black.

finna boutta is fine fag
finna means feelin ta (nigger speak i know)
finna boutta means feeling about to essentially

That I want aids by touching other peoples shit? im not sure what youre trying to say user

Normies love my X220-tablet though.

He's saying that you have the aids, and by sharing your laptop, you will pass them onto others.

No it doesn't. Finna is "fixing to", or planning to, about to, etc. Basically finna boutta is "about to about to". This isn't 1996, no one is 'bout it, 'bout it.

t. part nignog that lives in Harm City

>>girl at uni asks to use my laptop
>>give her my laptop
>>she sees my riced out i3
>>"are you a hacker??"
>>she notices that my laptop has no touchpad
>>"umm... nvm thanks anyway"
>no greentext
what is this black sorcery?

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must be different on the west coast then
people say finna boutta all the time here
like finna boutta cop
but we're also retarded here so
got beaners calling eachother nigga like they're black or something
t. most my friends are minorities

Mobile formatting inserted a space before the chevron.

Oh yeah, West Coast does shit different on purpose. That explains why I've never heard finna boutta.

Also, fuck beaners and Asians that say nigga. My mother fucking great grandfather on Mom's side was a slave, and my grandma on that side was black too but I turned out pale af where the only thing black about me is muh dick and I can't even get away with saying nigga if someone is around that doesn't know me.

>Chevron
Look at this fucking nerd. I bet you say 'octothorpe' instead of hashtag too. Dork.

>give her my laptop
Why do that if you know she won't know how to use it?

simply running some console IRC client with dark background (even on windows) will cause every normie within a 1km radius assume you're a leet h4cks0r, it's ridiculous

>"are you a hacker??"
That's where you should say yes. In time, she's gonna ask you to hack her ex's Facebook at which point you ask her for money.

Also, stop being a weeb. That way, you'll stop believing you can get some cooch by simply lending your laptop.

Jow Forums and hacking have a lot in common. Normies can't handle greentext

t. yrone

This but unironically.

AKARIIIIIIIIIIIN~

> hashtag
Just hash, ok. It's just 'hash'.
Or you could go back to instagram.

>be a student assistant because poor as fuck
>help the librarian in the library
>mostly do reinstalls of os and basic troubleshooting
>see a fat slob waddles through a table
>anime decals on laptop
>anime wallpaper
>ubuntu
>looks around and sees the wifi password in the wall
>goes on watching anime
>kill his internet for fun
>block his mac address
>5 mins later he looks at the counter
>its just me in there
>mfw

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>tfw girl saw me playing a rhythm game on my phone and she said I must be really good at fingering

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Newfags gtfo
But the anime is boku no pico

boku no pico is unironically good
10/10 comedy

>bring X230 with KDE to unnamed coffee shop
>opened up terminal real quick, SSH'd into home server
>ran some scripts I had set up to automate a few tasks
>also put up new version of shitty personal website
>some old catlady nearby says "you know hacking is illegal"
>tell her I'm not hacking and to leave me alone
>says she will call the police on me
>tell her to do it
>she pussies out and leaves the store
>everyone clapped
This is why I make coffee at home now. Dealing with normalfag subhumans is not worth the fancy coffee.

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>shrek is love, shrek is life

applefags probably think using anything other than an apple product makes you a hacker

>"are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet?"
>"yes donkey, we've nearly reached auschwitz"

You're probably right.

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did you cry user?

>thanks user but i have a samsung

>haha user are you an applesheep lol jk

Ampersands are my favorite.

dubs. Czech 'em

You know what annoys the ever living fuck out of me, though? People that pronounce it amPHERsand rather than amPERsand.

hi newfag

>Jow Forumsfag reading comprehension