Current state of Surface KEKS

Current state of Surface KEKS

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That's too big to call it a dongle.

DECADE OF THE DONGLE INCOMING!!!!!!

completely useless there is nothing thats usb-c we need a dongle for

What's worse, using dongles to add support for newer features, or using dongles to add support for older features?

Give me a quick rundown on Surface. Why does it need a dongle.

it doesnt there are no usefull usb-c accessories that dont exist with normal usb-a

>80 burgerbucks for a dongle to add ONE usb-c port
what fucking alternate timeline is this, not even applel is this brain dead.

Everyone in this thread is truly retarded. Next refresh all Surface devices will likely have USB C. Microsoft is at least fulfilling their promise to give us this dongle. This isn't news or a big deal, go outside and get laid and if you do get laid your fat gf doesn't count.

>>your fat gf doesn't count.
>not wanting a chubby gf with big milkers
gay

I'm confused.
What does this plug into? some proprietary port?
Why doesn't it already have USB-C for charging?

>Why doesn't it already have USB-C for charging?
Because it uses a magnetic connector.

>a dongle for a port that needs dongles to be useful

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Goes into the charging port I guess.
That's the only proprietary port on the surface.
Extrapolating, that means you need a USB c hub for port and other USB c plugs.

>port
*power

Step 1: Useful Ports->USB-C dongle
Step 2: USB-C Hub+USB-C->Useful Port dongles
Step 3: Profit.

goes into the surface charging port, clearly this is meant so the surface can exist well within a macfag office

if you work in a macfag office everyone just has a dongle on their desk connected to their USB-A devices, screen and power and they plug it into one of their USB-C ports.

>you need to unplug the dock to use it
Wew

Yeah this is a gigantic nope.

I'm thinking about stealing a surface tablet from work. Thought?

bep

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>KEKS
That 12 year old boomer who parrots stale reddit trash.

*notices ur dongle*

owo

>a dongle for your dongle
>Surface chief Panos Panay joked the connector is a dongle for “people who love dongles.”
fucking based

Don't

Does anyone buy surfaces?

whomstever edited that picture is retarded