>enter meeting room
>no whiteboards hidden
>no chalk
>relaxed, perfect interview
>salary negotiation was okay
>"oh one last thing, let me show you something cool we got"
>interviewer walks me over over to cabinets
Enter meeting room
Cameron Russell
John Harris
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Austin Perez
w-what was it, OP?
Grayson Williams
According to pic cabinets are whiteboard
Aaron Morgan
Josiah Kelly
OP did you have a strong are you ok
Brody Rodriguez
>Interviewer hands crayons and walks me over to the wall
Lincoln Ortiz
I've been living under a rock. What's this whiteboard in job interview meme about?
Evan Perez
>interviewer swings open cabinet
>"come in user, your reaction to this will determine the fate of your employment"
>okay
>he jumps into the cabinet and I follow
>its pitch black, falling infinitely, can see silhouette of interviewer guy, stomach starts churning
>cabinet seems to go down endlessly
>"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE--" I yell over
>"You'll see..." he replies
>we land, its barely lit in this strange room
>knee kind of hurts from lopsided landing
>enter meeting room
>relaxed, perfect interview
>okay salary negotiation
>"oh one last thing, let me show you something cool we got"
>interviewer walks me over to cabinets
Carter Robinson
newfag
Nathan Wright
Its an interview for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride operations manager
Nicholas Sullivan
kek. Accept there's way too much internal logic for that to loop indefinitely. Very unlikely
Landon Perry
>> Pass user since 2012
James Martin
I had to take the opportunity. Yeah I don't think it's a meme anyone's aware of yet, but people autisming on whiteboards does come up a lot. I'd say it's part of the larger interview autism meme.
Liam Torres
>finish interview successfully
>leave feeling pretty good
>get to my car
>interviewer pops out from nearby shrub
>beats me unconscious with a whiteboard
FUCKING whiteboards
Elijah Harris
>*spaghetti-fest, all over whiteboard, all over floor, interviewer looks rankled, you're trying to write tiny lines of code between the big lines you wrote before the spaghetti came up*
LOLOLOLE
...oh man, i've been there, sheer meltdown on a question.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Juan Taylor
>interviewer as interviewer stands up you notice two dry-erase markers in his back pocket
>one black
>one red
Robert Flores
>blood rushing to the head
>eyes start burning and getting wet
William Sanders
Brainlets butthurt about being checked for problem solving aptitude before being hired for a problem solving job
William Torres
bad recursion brb
Landon Reed
>*whiteboard rolls in*
>so user can you reverse the sum of every binary fizzbuzz tree under 2 million?
Michael Hill
When there's a selection of markers to choose from and they are different colours - the decision has already been made long before you start writing.
If you don't choose black you'll be seen as a racist.
It's probably best to hold 4-5 at a time to get a LGBT rainbow happening.
Asher Parker
sure is summer in here
Christian Taylor
>mfw interviewers used the fucking windows as a white board.
Caught me off guard
Ryder Roberts
You cant stop using sincepass or whatever the command is just to shitpost. 2012 is still new
Alexander Gray
>show up to interview
>roll in my own whiteboard
>start asking them questions instead
>give them a firm handshake at the end
>tell them I'll be in contact
Pulled a fast one on them, got the job.
You have to work hard, not smart kids.