What does Jow Forums want in a pornsite?

>pornsite
actual content providers? just not ad infested bait and switch bullshit
>aggregators
good selection of sites and gif previews like pornmd

A live chatroom that isnt a botnet sucking up data, with some kind of segregation or options to get away from normalfags. Why? Because a porn site chatroom is already a type of anathema to normalfags, and as such we may purge enough of them to have decent discussions not even relating to porn.

stop watching porn

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Find me a wife then.

Bob pene and vagene

tfw you recognize a pic you have in your collection

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That's your job.

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There's another aggregator called findtubes I think. Just fyi

why is he wearing a santa hat?

And I'm not good at it, so porn it is.

yeah, there's several of them, I just use tblop to find them. but findtubes last time I used it didn't support anything more than thumbnail preview, not .gif or anything like that

anime

Let me know if u want any of these, OP. Love these types of pix desu

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post them all

yes sir, on it

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i want a porn site that primarily caters to crossdressing, you can have a community imageboard, you could have user reviews of cute clothes and sex toys and a section where you can upload videos and pics and earn reputation points which can get spent as on more cute clothes and sex toys provided by a sponsorship deal with chinese companies.
It's a symbiotic relationship where they sponsor the cutest traps by providing free clothes and they take cute pics, which makes other users want those specific clothes and sex toys too.

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Weak, you will not survive the fall of civilization, and that's a good thing.

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>>no js
>>text ads or static images with good taste
>>no bullshit custom player, browser's internal player is good enough
>>search that actually finds things you want
>>strict enforcement of tag usage
>>ban disgusting porn or hide it away from the average fapper
>>nothing below 480
You've got all that on e621 except the disgusting stuff, but you can make your own blocklist. Favorite part is the extreme tagging. You can find almost anything you want because they have tons of well monitored tagging, tag aliases, forums to discuss tags and so forth.

based and redpilled

Why does every pornsite have malware and popups and malicious shit everywhere?

Like why isnt there a 100% legit pornsite that looks good and doesnt have malware everywhere, isnt that a smart business decision?

I've never understood this.

pornhub? it was shit in its early days but now its basically like youtube for pron

most porn websights are fine with even a minimal amount of adblocking

Derpibooru already exists so I'm good.

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Why are you posting pictures of Varg on Jow Forums

>think i got a new porn site because i've always wanted more sites with booru tags.
>its a furry site
yiff in hell, yadda yadda yadda.

no javascript

he's a crossboard meme now

Basically empornium but without all of the organisation etc that gazelle provides removed

The owners, actors and all complicit parties in its production and distribution arrested and put to death.
Pornography is a cancer of the mind.
It makes you hypersexual and destroys motivation and focus in life. It is worse than opiates and it has ruined an entire generation.

This but unironically.

If I stop jackin can I become a normie

illya and miyu holding hands

yeah, it's really the only one that doesn't seem sketchy and shoddily made.

Pornhub bought like tons of those tube sites and those are still shit, wish they'd just fold them into PH.

yes that's why you'll never do it. pic related

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nope, you'll just become creepier because your lack of a sexual outlet will drive you to hit on more women. and since you're here you're already creepy so that will just intensify it

xvideos is pretty good and I fap to celebsroulette sometimes

these amd qts

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No.
Frequent sexual release, whether solitary or intercourse, leads to mediocrity and at best a "normal" life.

>The greatest intellectual geniuses in both ancient and modern times led continent lives, and there is yet to be recorded one individual who freely expended seminal fluid who ever amounted to anything. In most cases, individuals who have achieved have been forced by necessity to abstain from sexual indulgence, as Cervantes, who wrote Don Quixote while in prison, or Dante who wrote his Divine Comedy while in exile. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost" when blind and when he did not indulge in sex. Sir Isaac Newton, active in intellect until the age of 80, led a continent life from birth, and so did Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo, both of whom retained their creative genius [until] an advanced age.

Conservation of semen leads to greater than normal.
This is false.
Deliberately abstaining paradoxically decreases the sexual urge and frees you from its whims.
If you practiced mental abstinence, this is easily accomplished. Remove sexually exciting material from your environment. Make effort to avert your eyes if you see any. Dismiss any sexual thoughts and fill your day with productive actions so you are not idle.
This makes sense. The sex drive is not some mysterious force. With modern neuroscience, we see it is subject to conditioning, we can see ΔFosB is induced with each sex act. With endless variety and sedentary lifestyle this becomes worse than even a drug addiction. Hypofrontality is induced and the brain dwells on it's next 15 minute sex high.

AoC laws to be repealed :)

>Deliberately abstaining paradoxically decreases the sexual urge and frees you from its whims.
I did nofap for 2 months and everyday I was hornier than the previous.
Unless there is a magic point I hadn't reached, I'm gonna say that this is false based on my own experience.
Oh, and I didn't spend those 2 months sitting in front of the computer reading Jow Forums, in fact I did that because I was very busy.

It's odd to many that out of the many *booru based image sites, e621's is the only one with a good, well documented API.

Get help

>this is false bases on my own anecdotal experience!
Retard.
You still were thinking sexually or were exposed to sexual material. If you allowed a single erection to occur during waking hours, the fault lies in your inability to practice mental continence.

you're the retard, deliberately making yourself asexual is a retarded thing to do

This was the opinion of medicine for over 300 years.
It was only subverted by the Freudians in the 1930s and 40s, where the physiological basis was replaced with psychoanalytic conjecture.
The study of sexology remains the same to this day. Completely divorced from medicine.
The so called sex experts that you appeal to for "help" are charlatans, such as the esteemed Dr. Ruth, who is not a physician as her name implies, but a woman with an education degree.

One with no niggers in the videos.

Post MOAR!

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No Adds

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All I request is none of those ads that are playing in fast forward mode and its some petite fag and the girls like swing him around and shit. Fucking annoying

I want erectile dysfunction, depression and to ruin my brain's reward system.

Trap roulette
1/6 chance that the cute girl is actually a cute boy

Based.
Porn is a mind virus.

Is the normal credit card limit about 1/3 your yearly income?
I got that but like why the FUCK would I put that much in credit?

No bloat (absolutely no excessive use of javascript, or third party scripts)
No malicious ads (popups, pop-unders, fake download buttons, bait and switch, affiliate rabbit-holes, etc..)

High resolution videos, with a large community of genre compilation enthusiasts.

This

\Does it matter thoughj?
>>if you get sexually aroused what is tthe p[roblem?

>Adds

>no blacked females on main page
>all blacked pornstar females to be sent to a trash section called "dumpster diver"
>an icon that shows if a certain porn vid is made by a kike

I haven't jacked off like like multiple 3month periods in the past due to hormone replacement. but now jack off every day. it makes no diference. you do get more innocent if you don't jack off but unless you want to be pegged I don't see why that's a good thing. I think its perfectly acceptable to jack of every day it wont effect your sexual performance my first time after like 9 years of jacking off was still my best performance to date problems in bed are caused by sad/tragic/complicated life things things happening to you not jacking off.

nice thanks I'll keep jackin off about twice a week (age 31)

Non nude poolside DP orgies

hentaihaven would be perfect if not for the shitty forced ad video you need to watch before playing

That isn't going to happen, and that's a bad thing

pornhub player has that nice feature that shows you most popular parts of the video
but otherwise it's pretty shit because it doesn't give you framerate options and you're locked to original framerate
imagefap has amazing face recognition that allows you to find sauce easily
if you want extensive tagging then building a deep learning network that would help with tagging would be very good

Video duration filter.
Tubegalore has it but sadly you can't put custom values. Just fixed 5-10-20minutes

Search by multiple tags.

porn

exclude unlimited number of categories, free 1080p, duration filtering down to the minute, propper tags and tagging, quality filtering

Nice try. I ain't falling for that shit again.

> What do you want out of a porn site
Most people:

Jow Forums: A well organised, properly searchable, community tagged, high quality, javascript and ad free archive of porn.

Never change Jow Forums, never change.

A button that I can click to get a list of randomly-chosen videos (not just one, but SEVERAL--at least 10), picked from a specific category (see Literotica) or from the entire site.

how bout 6/6 chance

A porn.

BBWs

A back end that gasses 1 jew for each video watched.
After all jews are gassed the website terminates itself.

>1080p
>many filters and categories
>making own playlists
If pornhub only had 1080p

Women are the fall of civilization though

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Penus in a vagoo

fpbp

traps?

So Porn streaming site:
>1080p encouraged
>Strict and extensive tagging system
>Full videos
>Ads in good taste
>Internal player, maybe mpv support
>filter
>No client side javascript

EMP already exists.

>Plato
>Every single Grecian king
>Mussolini
>Every sigle Grecian Philosopher

I have to wonder how productive the person who keeps posting this shit can really be.

Already have Gelbooru. Not a fully dedicated porn site but who gives a fuck.

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To not be blocked by govt.

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