How do you make chairs not keep an odor

How do you make chairs not keep an odor.
Alternatively, what does your chair smell like?

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Literally never had this problem. Start showering.

Cushion? Gets swampy, replace.

Easy. You sit your smelly self elsewhere.

I eat a lot of fibre and fart. Cushions are non replaceable.

My chair smells like me ass. I'm raping my anus with my finger when I shower each morning yet the chair smells STANK

My chairs don't stink.
Try keeping your chair dry if you sweat a lot, also use bleach wipes.

chairs don't retain an odor if you shower regularly and don't have 6 hour fapping sessions in the same seat or weigh 300lbs

Get a new chair.

Rinus forever!

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what do girl gamer chairs smell like

Flowers and pennies

>6 hour fapping sessions
uh oh

high end chairs have mesh seat and backing

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-wear clothes. Seems basic but this is where most sweaty neckbears fail
-put a chair cushion under you're ass. Wash it when it starts to smell.

pretty rude to call him an ass

>high end
shut the fuck up

Are you the faggot who eats only onions and vegan crap and you are worried about farting on your pillows because you brap all the time?

You also complain that your plastic keyboard is making your gay from bpa.

UBER S0YB0Y OVERDOSEEEEEEEe

Yes sometimes I munch on little crispy s oy onions what about it? I also drink green tea and breakfast with oats.

Get a leather-type chair and wipe it down sometimes?

Shower daily. Perhaps get a job so you're not at your desk for 15 hours.

Nothing since it has mesh.

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My chair smells like plastic because it is plastic

gooby pls. the aeron mesh is cheap as fuck and tears khakis to shreds.

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Idk OP, I dont go around sniffing my fucking chair

Get a new ass

My chair smell like my cats

Not really a smell but if anything just the cheap leather (and maybe a tad from my ass just cuz it's a chair and that's what happens) because it was a cheap 50 dollar chair at walmart probably from china because I can't afford better. It's a decent chair anyway though.