Are there any full time cults that are pro technology...

But I don't WANT to be the leader, I want to be the hanger on groupie

Do you REALLY want to be a morty?

who the fuck cares
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>he thinks he's not a morty

Mortys don't do sexual favors for rick, so no, not exactly

Oh I see; carry on.

>Are there any full time cults that are pro technology?
Bay Area LessWrong, but they are probably too degenerate for you.

Why is lw degenerate?

*Bay Area* LW. Check /ratanon/ on eightchan if you want an answer to that.

Could you imagine a cult using hydroponics or aquaponics? It'd be so productive compared to the usually borderline amish approach to agriculture that most middle american cults use.

desu i took the no technology cult.

i find the internet cancerous on the mind and the reason i'd join a cult is to get away from all of that.
bee farm cults and best cults. read up on honey and bee pollen and you'll cream ur pants.

Way if the Future looked promising but has since gone no where.

>That is unironically a 40 year old otaku man who dresses like his animu waifu.
Cool, I'd bang him.

wat

>not comboing bees and aquaponics
Insects are great fish food and hives produce a ton of corpses that just go to waste
The internet could be an exception, you don't have to be a luddite to cut off most internet usage. But things like drugs/medicine and other things like that? Let's keep that.

Cults need a charismatic leader that guides them. You really think anyone who is "pro-technology" can have any social skills?

How do I get a gf like this

Steve jobs. Leader doesn't need to actually understand it

What? It's some Chinese chick

That is a man

It's not.

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Of course he can. Technical CEOs like Musk have social skills and charisma. Even Bill Gates has decent social skills.

ur dum

My grandpa is a mason and he told me he can get me once I have enough money/influence.

shut up and start fapping

no

I'm looking for more of a live-in cult, bot a network to further my career

Become one of Terry's knights.

>Mortys don't do sexual favors for rick

The techno diabolical cult from Noise (blame prequel) seems like a good start for a cult.

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Oh no!! That's horrific!!!!

Tell me, what's the reason behind your shitposting? It makes your pee-pee big and it makes you scared, am I right? lol retarded christianfag

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

he cute

>Tfw no comfy Jow Forums collectivist village living off aquaponics and honey while making money for materialistic desires by freelancing our subpar IT and programming skills
Why even live? Srs question

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there is some «hacker» commune in Germany, living on some farmers land. Don’t know much, just met some people on some Irc

How does Noise compare to Blame?

but he's a guy

>comfy
>collectivist
How would a Jow Forums collective divvy up its earnings, anyway?

Its coming,

We just need the answer to this question. How do you manage a bunch of purposeless people to make enough money to be self substainable? (basically the same thing in another culture)

pls no crypto its too unreliable

If someone can answer this question this might be realised quicker then u can troll a amerifat

They'd probably just have an internal tax/quota system or something. You can be collectivist without going full commie. I think IT/sysadmins should be paid for being the "warriors" of our group though, as they are undoubtedly more masculine and reliable than comp scis such as myself

The freest workstation gets the biggest share

>How do you manage a bunch of purposeless people to make enough money to be self substainable? (basically the same thing in another culture)
Draw straws each week. Sell the person who gets the shortest straw for organs.

twitter.com/saiwsaiwsaiw/media

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Making money isn't a problem. If we are self sustaining a little money goes a long way. The skilled people can consult/freelance, the unskilled can still be taught to work on fiverr or repair workshopping.

>I hope none of you anons fap to this or kigurumi.
Too late user.

No way this a dude

It's not. Even if it had a penis it wouldn't be

Stop doxing me

Start your own

start an eco friendly cult and save the world with sustainable tech

>eco friendly
You'd get taken over by hardcore PETA types in no time.

where do you think you are?

Cute whore
Who is she/he?

get mental help

this
fsf.org/resources/jobs
go suck stallmans dick you collectivist homo

Cults tend to be exploitative of the members. What you want is to go to school.

>Set yourself on fire.
>Seek help from the Shriners charity.
>Join the Shriners and get to wear a cool hat.
>Win

She's not a whore you misogynist baboon
End your sad existence

This but unironically

Subtle.

cults are very heavily into information control so they tend to shun information conduits.

just get a dom like the cuck you are

The whole western world is a technology cult.

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It's good, it probably has more characters than blame tho, but the background pages are there and you will also need to read multiple times to connect the story with Blame.

It's a very mild technology cult.

this tb h

>It's not. Even if it had a penis it wouldn't be
I see what you did there and I agree.
Women have have penises and there's nothing wrong with being a transwoman (if they are hot)

"All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace"

If I pull that mask off, will she die?

Is this how the amish see us?

>No way this a dude
>China VVISAGE signing latex coser WeiboID: 知世超级超级超级犀犀利
>

Get ready to be RICED by her chink fempenis.

This may be the dumbest thread of the week, congrats OP

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This unironically sounds fun as fuck

Imagine doing some shitty desk job for years on end hating every minute of it, then one day just saying "fuck it" and leaving, then joining a commune of Jow Forumstards where everyone lives off the land and normies' technological incompetence.

No commutes in shitty traffic. No annoying coworkers or neighbors because most people here are autists who keep to themselves, and those who aren't are genuinely smart/funny people. Also nature is fun.

sign me up

>No way this a dude
Do I have news for you.

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he cute

>Those meme clothing literlaly made of cropped shitposting ERP from /v/.

She probably posts on Jow Forums that fucking chink weeb tranny.

>she

>Not using a tranny's pronouns.

It's like you don't want to play with boy dick.

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Crossdresser, not a tranny. Literally a dude who dresses as a girl but also identifies as male.

Hail Satan! :D

>Are there any full time cults that are pro technology?
Join the one engineering the virus to solve all of the world's problems

I see a lot of people who own those clothes "bec weeb", its nothing special.

>tfw you will never live in a dockside warehouse converted into a techno-commune with a bunch of smelly weebs in bear pajamas

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Fuck off, we're full.

>a literal mountain of CD drives
you realize this was caused by the death of physical media?

Just get a controlling bf

>today, Jow Forums starts a cult
Wew.

>Even some Nihei fags here
You guys are alright.

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Sounds cool. I want this to happen.

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I'm thinking of starting a cult, but I'm wondering how to gain the necessary charisma. I've been talking to way more people day to day and I feel like it's getting better, but I need to figure out how to capture that spark.