>Sister comes to me and tells me her mac pro dosen't work >Get's to boot screen, then just freezes with the bar half full >Do some extensive google research >Eventually figure out a wierd fix >Go into BIOS >Change date of manufacture to two weeks ago using some terminal commands I found on google >reboot >If fucking works perfectly
PEOPLE LITTERALLY PAY DOUBBLE FOR APPLE PRODUCTS EVEN WHEN THEY DO SHIT LIKE THIS MOST USERS WOULD JUST GET A NEW ONE THAT JUSTWERKS™ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Youre not tough for being an edgelord. No 14 year olds are tough.
Ian Martinez
>current year >trying to be an edgelord on the internet lol
Cameron Perry
why is he wearing a dress? what a fag I bet it was hiv not cancer lmao
Josiah Moore
Nice try, you bore me
Ryder Price
He was a bad person by most accounts, and he would probably still be alive if not for his refusal of actual medical treatment. Also the company he created is literally the embodiment of homosexuality lmao
Jacob Cooper
how do you change the date of manufacture?
Juan Davis
>look fellow grade 8 kids I fucked up an aids reference on the internet
Christian Hughes
>dealing with your sister's electronics 1 2 3 4
Chase Powell
I hate apple too, but company !== person
Ian Nguyen
how old is your sister?
Hudson Collins
who is this
Brody Fisher
>things that didn't happen
Connor Evans
>!==
Nicholas Bell
With a root access terminal and a few commands
Eli Adams
Jelly? JS master race.
Connor Walker
Do you know where you are, fruit boy? If you want a fucking hugbox reddit is that way, you fags have no arguement for shit
Isaiah Powell
>mac pro >go to bios
Here's your (you) faggot, at least you tried :^) >also implying your sister would talk to you
Noah Campbell
whats up whit JS adding an extra equals sign for any operator: > === instead of == > !== instead of != what did they mean by this?
Alexander Thompson
I opposed apple when you weren't even born, so who are you calling fruit boy, faggot?
Jackson Wright
little mug starved himself to death and refused surgery with one of the easiest to cure cancers.
Easton Clark
0 == false // true 0 === false // false
Austin Sullivan
Well, its not really the bios. It's called OS X Utilities since Apple has to "think different"
Grayson Miller
reee le triggered xDdd delet this ahaha lol
Liam Hernandez
Fuck off boomer
Jaxson Martinez
At least you got the nudes she sends to half her class don't you?
> HIV test in 2004 that works 10-14 day after infection
Dominic Evans
FUCKIN NOOBS GET TR0LLED ON DA WEB AHAHA
Jaxson Nelson
>Go into BIOS >Change date of manufacture to two weeks ago using some terminal commands I found on google Wanna know how I know this story is bullshit?
>ever on 4 chan >giving a shit about this Go back.
Grayson Jackson
The joke went over your head m8.
Robert Gutierrez
Getting mad at taking a piss at one of the worst people in history Yeah let me be a piece of shit and have kids then tell the mothers to fuck off until I'm on my death bed and then pretend to change
Logan Rogers
Jow Forums was making fun of his death years before he actually died
>Getting mad at taking a piss at one of the worst people in history
Mao did nothing wrong?
Eli Gomez
also immortalized him (or his portrait, at least) in the form of smug pepe
Angel Gomez
His wife still fuckin a nigga?
Jack Bell
His wife was fuckin a nigger while they were married.
Mason Brown
>go to the bios wew lad
Jonathan Lopez
He didn't die because of cancer, he died because he thought a fruitarian diet would cure his cancer. Right, a diet entirely made of fruits only.
Jeremiah Gray
>hurr durrr >mac's suck's >reeeeeee
Josiah Jenkins
>>making fun of someone who died of cancer That's what happens when you eat just fruits. Even his doctors told him that his "fruitarian" diet was the cause, and he refused to lsiten, even saying it is probably the 'good type of cancer'.
I think it's just Jobs embodying the philosophy of ultimate cuckoldry, which is what inspired apple products too.
It seemed ok for him to build a multi-billion fortune to make sure his future ex-wife will have enough money to have fun with niggers.
The ultimate cuck.
Logan Hill
>yo your cancer is easy as fuck to cure. >lol I'm gonna die. I'm ready to sacrifice myself so that my lover Tim cock can sell even more iPhones.
Zachary Brown
Kek
Hudson Morales
NIGGAS IFFY UH
Isaiah Smith
I hope he burns in hell for the eternity
Kayden Watson
>current year >not operating under the assumption that everyone you come across is most likely a shitposting internet edgelord hows that workin out for ya cheers m8
It's strange to think that the most influential thing Job's gave was better understanding of the faulties of fruitarianism
I too went through a lot of the same. I was always into computing and IT. I too was interested in psychedelics and meditations, strange diets and even fruitarianism. I was always lacking physically up until my mid twenties when I gave up the bullshit that killed Steve Jobs. RIP buddy.
Evan Richardson
>Go into BIOS >Change date of manufacture to two weeks ago using some terminal commands I found on google
Sure you did bud, sure you did.
Chase Brooks
Mao may have been a communist who killed tens of billions of people but Steve Jobs made a phone that normies like
Juan Gutierrez
efi boot does not feature any sort or bios or modification
you literally booted into a recovery partition and repaired the drive, because your sister probably experienced some sort of power failure mid file transfer, assuming she’s a working professional with the mac pro
Jeremiah Wilson
>creates cancer company >dies of cancer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan Martinez
>cancer Is that another word for AIDS?
Dylan Ward
>mac pro >wierd fix >bios >follows with garbage Fucking liar.