Ok, so this just happened

>Sister comes to me and tells me her mac pro dosen't work
>Get's to boot screen, then just freezes with the bar half full
>Do some extensive google research
>Eventually figure out a wierd fix
>Go into BIOS
>Change date of manufacture to two weeks ago using some terminal commands I found on google
>reboot
>If fucking works perfectly

PEOPLE LITTERALLY PAY DOUBBLE FOR APPLE PRODUCTS EVEN WHEN THEY DO SHIT LIKE THIS
MOST USERS WOULD JUST GET A NEW ONE THAT JUSTWERKS™
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>making fun of someone who died of cancer
That's why you have no friends

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PUSSY

Youre not tough for being an edgelord. No 14 year olds are tough.

>current year
>trying to be an edgelord on the internet
lol

why is he wearing a dress? what a fag
I bet it was hiv not cancer lmao

Nice try, you bore me

He was a bad person by most accounts, and he would probably still be alive if not for his refusal of actual medical treatment. Also the company he created is literally the embodiment of homosexuality lmao

how do you change the date of manufacture?

>look fellow grade 8 kids I fucked up an aids reference on the internet

>dealing with your sister's electronics
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I hate apple too, but company !== person

how old is your sister?

who is this

>things that didn't happen

>!==

With a root access terminal and a few commands

Jelly? JS master race.

Do you know where you are, fruit boy? If you want a fucking hugbox reddit is that way, you fags have no arguement for shit

>mac pro
>go to bios

Here's your (you) faggot, at least you tried :^)
>also implying your sister would talk to you

whats up whit JS adding an extra equals sign for any operator:
> === instead of ==
> !== instead of !=
what did they mean by this?

I opposed apple when you weren't even born, so who are you calling fruit boy, faggot?

little mug starved himself to death and refused surgery with one of the easiest to cure cancers.

0 == false // true
0 === false // false

Well, its not really the bios. It's called OS X Utilities since Apple has to "think different"

reee
le triggered xDdd
delet this ahaha lol

Fuck off boomer

At least you got the nudes she sends to half her class don't you?

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One coerces type and one does not
It's only a problem if you literally have no idea whar you're doing.

It wasn't cancer

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> HIV test in 2004 that works 10-14 day after infection

FUCKIN NOOBS GET TR0LLED ON DA WEB AHAHA

>Go into BIOS
>Change date of manufacture to two weeks ago using some terminal commands I found on google
Wanna know how I know this story is bullshit?

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>ever on 4 chan
>giving a shit about this
Go back.

The joke went over your head m8.

Getting mad at taking a piss at one of the worst people in history
Yeah let me be a piece of shit and have kids then tell the mothers to fuck off until I'm on my death bed and then pretend to change

Jow Forums was making fun of his death years before he actually died

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69 y.o.

Steve Jobs SSN is 549-94-3295 in his FBI file. so this is fake.

did you fuck your sister afterwards?

> >Go into BIOS
> >Change date of manufacture to two weeks ago using some terminal commands I found on google

Macs don't even have that option.

Apple haters are the most retarded people in the world.

To my collection...

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Gook spotted

NIGGA

>Getting mad at taking a piss at one of the worst people in history

Mao did nothing wrong?

also immortalized him (or his portrait, at least) in the form of smug pepe

His wife still fuckin a nigga?

His wife was fuckin a nigger while they were married.

>go to the bios
wew lad

He didn't die because of cancer, he died because he thought a fruitarian diet would cure his cancer.
Right, a diet entirely made of fruits only.

>hurr durrr
>mac's suck's
>reeeeeee

>>making fun of someone who died of cancer
That's what happens when you eat just fruits. Even his doctors told him that his "fruitarian" diet was the cause, and he refused to lsiten, even saying it is probably the 'good type of cancer'.

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So many triggered iToddlers on this thread lmao

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Do you think it is misogynistic that Tim Cook hat more opportunities under Jobs?

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now we know fruits cause cancer

Faggot

Who would tell lies on the internet

please die of cancer you subhuman trash. hope one of your family members gets it so you feel the pain. eat shit.

u sound gay

Yeah. Basically Jobs worked his ass his whole life so his wife can enjoy a comfy life getting fucked by a nignog in expensive houses and on yachts.

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Maybe he was gay like Tim cooks.

I think it's just Jobs embodying the philosophy of ultimate cuckoldry, which is what inspired apple products too.

It seemed ok for him to build a multi-billion fortune to make sure his future ex-wife will have enough money to have fun with niggers.

The ultimate cuck.

>yo your cancer is easy as fuck to cure.
>lol I'm gonna die. I'm ready to sacrifice myself so that my lover Tim cock can sell even more iPhones.

Kek

NIGGAS IFFY UH

I hope he burns in hell for the eternity

>current year
>not operating under the assumption that everyone you come across is most likely a shitposting internet edgelord
hows that workin out for ya
cheers m8

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It's strange to think that the most influential thing Job's gave was better understanding of the faulties of fruitarianism

I too went through a lot of the same. I was always into computing and IT. I too was interested in psychedelics and meditations, strange diets and even fruitarianism. I was always lacking physically up until my mid twenties when I gave up the bullshit that killed Steve Jobs. RIP buddy.

>Go into BIOS
>Change date of manufacture to two weeks ago using some terminal commands I found on google

Sure you did bud, sure you did.

Mao may have been a communist who killed tens of billions of people but Steve Jobs made a phone that normies like

efi boot does not feature any sort or bios or modification

you literally booted into a recovery partition and repaired the drive, because your sister probably experienced some sort of power failure mid file transfer, assuming she’s a working professional with the mac pro

>creates cancer company
>dies of cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>cancer
Is that another word for AIDS?

>mac pro
>wierd fix
>bios
>follows with garbage
Fucking liar.