What programming languages get shit done?

The cult of programmer productivity is one of the biggest memes the tech world has fallen for. Your first step shouldn't be asking how you can get the most stuff done, the first step is asking how much of the stuff you're intending on doing really needs to be done at all. Emphasis on development speed is why we have so much churn and so much buggy, insecure bloat everywhere.

What a bullshit post.
You seriously need to kill yourself.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

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>user I need x to do y w z
>nope ain't happening at most you'll get y
>rajeesh here says it can work and I need it so...

he's exactly right first year cs student friend

six months later
>user please help us, rajeesh's new features don't work and have broken most of the old functionality

good point, however, how many times does this happen?

Yeah, and only at the price of having to write 4x more tests than you would normally!

i am an electrician and it is basically all i do all the fucking day.
>that will be 29 shekels
>Pablo can do it for 5 shekels fuck off
>1 month later
>user, pablo motherfuckingly fried himself and shorted out the system
>now they have to pay pablos injuries , repairing the entire system and whatever they wanted to implement in first place

picking a programming language is like picking your main in smash, who/what you pick doesn't matter as much as perfecting your craft does. for the trivial shit people on Jow Forums write, language choice isn't really that important. an experienced programmer will outperform a novice regardless of the language used, so knowing that just pick what you personally like

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Then why is falco/fox/wolf and shit all they pick in ssb

cuz people are basic, tiers really don't matter. if you look at ssbmrank 2017, hbox is at #1 and the dude mains puff. plus you have people like amsa (yoshi), axe (pikachu), etc. who are creeping their way up to the top 10-15. js is the most used language atm but that doesn't mean people should use it because of that, at least if you're a hobbyist on Jow Forums

What in the hell are you talking about?

The python interpreter is written in C

OWNED

>tfw you're friends with hungrybox

tell that nigga he sucks

You don't even run tests? What the fuck?

Different languages have different productivity/fucked by problems curve. For example Python and Node are god tier for getting shit done as a prototype but once the code starts to pile up dynamic languages are a fucking nightmare and each new bug becomes exponentially harder to fix and your garbage collected runtime excepted stew crashes down in flames. See how Twitter had to switch from RoR to Scala. There is always a tradeoff to getting shit done fast. Look at some of the original facebook source code in Perl and you realize that if Zucc sat around jerking off to Haskell monads and muh bug free kode Facebook would never exist.

Lua >>> Python

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>python

lmao

HTML, CSS, JS are god tier and all that is needed for the normies to consume.

good shit user
>missing the point

You can write untestable code in any language. If you write functions that are succinct, don't take too many parameters, and don't have side effects, then PHP doesn't require any more unit tests than any other language.

C++, C, Python, PHP (when used by one of the 20 competent PHP developers in the world)