He keeps a Kali Linux live USB on his keychain

When WEP was common I always carried a cd with Backtrack in my laptop bag. It came in handy on a few occasions.

PONY

*cringe*

die

>what are pentesters

Real "pentesters" use MacOS.
I say this with no irony.

To run a Linux VM, maybe

This
Seriously, all actual tech work are done on Macbooks. If you don't have one you're probably poor and unemployed.

>he keeps Tails live USB on his keychain

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>darknet
>heart emoji
what did he meant by this?

PUSSY

I don't put nor keep shit on my landyard, except what it already came with

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Not even kidding it actually is,
Winblows proprietary software with the bash shell and full POSIX compatibility, what is there not to love?

You seem to have missed the point of it entirely, it's not a necklace

AND? You can use lanyards to hold keychains as well, fucktard

STYLE

Real "pentesters" use MacOS.
>>Seriously, all actual tech work are done on Macbooks
>real pentester
>not wanting to mod his laptop
>not wanting a powerful one
absolutely braindead retarded shill

a simple google search shows that at least some macbooks (all?) don't even support monitor mode:
unix.stackexchange.com/questions/238461/monitor-mode-on-macbook-2015-hardware-in-kali-linux#answer-264426

>what is an external adapter
>cracking wifi networks with skid tools is 'hacking'

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>hacker
>using external adapters
let's not forget that the last iShit laptops force you to use USB hubs

>>cracking wifi networks with skid tools is 'hacking'
t. "hacker" LARPer

kys retard

>he doesn't understand greentext irony

...

Actually it's the FSF USB that fits into my wallet that I've burnt Kali to.

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Sounds like a deluded Mr. Robot fan who thinks the show is accurate

fkn got me lol

>hackers that don't use macOS are not hackers
Mate, we don't want you here

I've been in that hate boat before.

but Kali has everything on the distro itself. Gparted, recovery tools, it's a well-rounded OS for what you might use it for: recover fucked up shit on my computer.

Aaah the good 'ol days of replay attacks and sniffing for iv's on a shitty acer netbook.

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You sound unemployed

You're wrong. A Linux VM is all we need, never mind the host OS.

based

>me: sr infosec engineer for large multinational company. have company-issued Mac and ThinkPad T470. Use T470 with Win10 with MobaXterm to reach my Linux jump boxes. Hate MacOS and all the stupid shit it does different for the sake of doing things different, rarely use it. (Secretly hate ThinkPad too, but the shitty keyboard is so much better than the MBP's)

>you: probably legitimately retarded.

I'm so sorry fate was so cruel to you.

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>16
Why not 18?

I keep a windows offline password reset and recovery usb, a tails usb, an encrypted storage usb, a CD with puppy linux, said password reset tool, DBAN, clonezilla, and FreeDOS, and a floppy disk with MS-DOS in my jacket pocket. Used to carry a zip disk too.

>me: worthless unemployed NEET with nothing better to do with my time than tinker with shit and learn by doing
>you: LARPing faggot probably in the same boat
>tfw

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So it's Hiren's boot cd for linux?

I keep my hak3erz SD card up my ass in case "the man" is l00kin!