What's the most "hacker" thing you have ever done?

What's the most "hacker" thing you have ever done?
>visit site
>see "pride" rainbow banner
>right click, block element
absolutely devilish

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>friend tells me about sql injection
>google a tutorial and use google again to find a vulnerable website
>try the method, works - change the admin password to penispenispenis, post lots of lewd stuff, fuck shit up and have my puberty nickname hanging everywhere.
>turns out webiste was country prosecution main website.
>took them 2 years to clean shit out.

I started uni in 2007, most people had laptops but only 1 out of 300-400 people had mobile internet and public wifi was rare too. To boring lectures in the uni people came only to surf the internet.
I spiced up things by connecting to the hotspot and starting a rogue DHCP server which gave out useless IPs. Half of the auditorium had internet, other half didn't. Keks were had that day.

Back around the start of the aughts there were a lot of stupid internet startup ideas. One of the stupider ones were websites that would actually pay you money to click on ads. Needless to say, this was ripe for abuse, and I made a webpage that would auto-click ads on one of these "pay to click" sites.

I coded the entire thing in javascript (it was all I really knew at the time), which wasn't that notable except for the fact that normally the browser (IE at the time) would prevent one webpage from initiating a user click action on another page in a different domain. So I had to implement a cross-domain scripting exploit to get it working.

I only ended up running things for a few weeks before they ended up changing things that broke it, but I made something like $100 off it (which they did eventually send me a check for). Needless to say, that company didn't last much longer.

>be me
>the only dude with a lenovo laptop
>running gentoo
>everyone around is a macfag
>kinda jelly
>have an idea
>show them tty with hexdump /dev/random
>"ya dude I'm leet"
>"tell you what tho for 10 bucks I can make your mac lighting fast"
>get paid
>forkbomb
>mac heats up, gui is insanely slow, cooler going nuts
>'ya dude it's speeding up, you know how you need coolant to cool cpu right? well we're getting overclocked boi'
>by the time mouse stops moving just reboot mac
>"there you go my dude, enjoy"
>placebo kicks in
>I even had returning customers

Tried to flood 127.0.0.1 but the fucker flooded me back

lmao

Created my own StingRay, jammed 3G and 4G frequencies to cause a fallback for local cellphones to 2G, and then read everyone's texts. I was going to send an AMBER Alert to every IMSI I caught, but I thought that might be a little fucked up.

>go into school it guy's office
>not in there
>notice something
>has user and pw on post it note stuck to monitor
>written on top was "GENESIS"
>aw fuck yeah
>write it down
>get home
>log into Genesis, a system my school district used
>change user and pw
>post it on Jow Forums
>people start changing shit
>made meals $9000
>made gentoo a district holiday
bretty sure there's still a screencap floating around

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Someone stop me!

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I've "reverse engineered" a number of website apis.

There's always a way to get around those jwt/captchas.

How do you get around this, it gives me a bunch of enter password popups

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Figure some out some shut-in neets password on WoW when I a kid, literally delete everything. Gold, items, removed all friends, got banned from guilds. I was such a troll, found out the guy had a mental breakdown afterwards.

An autistic kid told me his password and I used it to place a vb script that repeatedly opens and closes the CD drive into his startup folder.

Nice larp

>filter "cuck" "SJW" "libtard" "degenerate" "kike."
>95% of Jow Forumstards disappear. Average IQ raised by 50 points.

What did you use?

>I spiced up things by connecting to the hotspot and starting a rogue DHCP server which gave out useless IPs. Half of the auditorium had internet, other half didn't. Keks were had that day.
>not redirecting them to play some por sounds
Absolute state of wasted opportunity.

Bump for interest

Feel free to add commie and boomer to that list.

Why do you hate the White Race so much?

Jow Forums is muttland, but keep believing you're white and secretly spread more racemixing :-)

Is that a horse pedigree?

>Jow Forums
>getting laid
The plan to rid the world of degenerates is going as planned.

Programmed in JavaScript.

I don't think you know what a hacking means, OP.

I really really liked my ex who we both were stuck in an on again off again relationship.
Sent her an exploit after figuring out kali linux and metasploit during college. Sent her an exploit to her android chinkphone.

For the next 12 months I was receiving her nudes, none of them for me, had the most bittersweet faps of my life.

ultra c u c k

Gained full PTZ control of Dolphin Research Center's Axis IP camera by simply injecting parameters into the URL via a custom interface I made. Saw so many dolphin orgies.

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cuck

I've done quite a few CTF's and hackthebox kinda things

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upload those images nigger

Definitely didn't just go on one of those many websites which index insecure public WiFi. Yes you definetly hacked it! Very good

Need those dolphin pusy now.

Vandalized a shitty wiki nobody was using.

Well, I was fucking other girls during that whole fuckup. I even had my first son during that timeframe with another girl.
But yeah, looking at it back now, cuck as fuck. But what else would you do in my shoes? Confront her? Risk a lawsuit? Expose her? To who?
I was heartbroken, drank my sorrow away, fapped, then I got my shit together, never spoke to her again and moved countries.

First love always go down in flames.

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thanks doc, was wondering why my eyes didn't hurt today

>hs professor checks how many times each student has visited his shitty syllabus before every class
>make a short script that reloads the page every 20' (time needed to register another visit)
>leave it running, have 100 visits overnight
>mfw when he's reading the student list the following class
fun times, whole class had a laugh

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you can create a "stingray" device with nothing but a limesdr mini and two jammers. he is likely not larping.

Thing would zoom like a mile out.
Wtf are you talking about? I didn't even say I "hacked it", per se, I didn't technically break into anything. It's a public stream, I just discovered a hacky workaround to make it do what I wanted it to.

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installed gentoo

dolphin pusy, post it now nigger

I did.
--> 90% sure that's a female, anyway.

Stole a dude's Facebook, email and steam passwords with a keylogger written in autohotkey

>Write program that enters AOL chatrooms, scrapes the user list, leaves, goes to the next chat and repeats the process
>Once it collected 1,000 screen names after removing duplicates, it sends an email from a stolen AOL internal account so it looks like it's actually coming directly from AOL
>"Your credit card associated with your AOL account was declined, please click here to add a new card"
>Link takes them to a site that's a 1:1 clone of the real AOL billing site, visually at aoI.com
>Form collects data entered and sends it to an email address of my choosing
>About 600+ of the 1,000 actually fall for it, a few report it to AOL and my web hosting's abuse email so the site is dead after 2 days
>Sell credit card numbers to 'carders' in Russia for $15/each
>Net almost $10,000 at 15 years old for some visual basic shit I learned from other skiddie "AOL h4x0rz" and copy+pasting after clicking "view source" on AOL billing page and replacing their form with one I found on some HTML examples site

I miss 90s internet sometimes. In a lot of ways to really was like being a digital old West bandit.

autohotkey might as well be a keylogger for microsoft.

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Ssssssssomebody stop me!

(Faggoty Jow Forums wouldn't let me post the HTML even with the code tag)

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hacked a steam account by asking support to gib password and change email.
worked.

I wish I had a gf like that.

>run livebootusb for first time in life
>plug into another person's pc
>can access everything
>woooooahhhdogg.gif
also
>wow fuck the shitty resolution on this insta pic
>inspect source
>ctrl-f for url
>copy paste image's direct url
>save image
someone lock me up

He's gay

bump
genuinely interested in seeing screencaps of this

not being able to detect things like humor, irony, or sarcasm is a sign of autism

I like Nico.

She's such a brat. Manipulative and controlling.
I wish she would tie me up and rub her sweaty feet in my face and tease me

I have them, but I'm too lazy to post it.
Rest assured "installing Gentoo" was added to the curriculum, all the black named kids were expelled, lunch prices were fucked, and very many emergency alerts went out to parents.

Post please

>all the black named kids were expelled
lmao

I've was paid 10k for a bug bounty.

>Actually posting a proper hacker thing rather than cracker and skiddieshit that ignorant retards call hacking
Where's your irony, faggot? Fuck off back to lelddit

the butthurt is strong in this one

Oh sorry here we go

>go to coffee shop
>mitm all hosts and inject monero miner into http website users visit

what was the bounty/bug?

You could probably find my real name easily if I was specific but it involved git.

I don't think anyone here gives a shit about some fag whou found a bug.
Just give a generic story or name the git and not the bug, it really doesn't matter as much as the story behind it.

wait, that was you? holy fuck I remember that, installing gentoo became a sport that day.

I can't name the company because NDA but the bug was exposed .git directory into rebuild source code that contained DB credentit.

I once wanted to buy some TShirts from jinx.com but my payment was rejected like 5 times in a row giving me nonsense errors about insufficient funds.

I downloaded their JS scripts and grepped them for some keywords and pretty quickly found that their address handling code hated dots. Of course it didn't show a reasonable error, it just failed to even begin to do the payment and give an error about funds.

I've reported this to them with all the details and they gave me two tshirts for free.

SQL injection, get on my level u plebs

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also the emergency alerts were the interjection copypasta

don't know if you could call this hacking but it's more or less exploiting

>tf2
>before the love and war update
>as a teaser to it, whenever a teleporter was used, a loaf of bread would pop out of the exit
>this bread looked harmless, but on a very specific map it was a game changer
>pl_upward
>Payload map where the last checkpoint is a giant open pit
>when the payload hits the last checkpoint the cart turns to a physics object and falls into the pit
>the game has a preset list of what can and can't trigger the final explosion
>the bread is not excluded from this list
>BLU engineer, sneeki breeki behind red team to final cap
>place teleporter exit directly over the pit
>enter teleporter
>bread
>explosion heard around the map
>HUD shows final point is captured, but the game only ends once all points are secured
>visible confusion from both sides
>game ends when second to last point is captured
>abuse the fuck out of this on both sides, BLU to win, RED to troll
>gets patched a couple days later

it was a fun time, too bad the game went to shit with Meet your Match

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Just some stupid little stuff
>2005 high school
>Plug network out into network out, crash simple switch
>install a remote desktop program, real vnc (I think) on teachers pc when they left the room
My senior prank back in 06
>change local admin password,able to run batch file that combined everyone's network drive into 1 folder
Good times

Cracking passwords for porn sites back when free internet porn was a scarce resource. Traded it for game keys.

nothing, i'm not a hacker

>high school 2011
>people keep using their phones on school wifi
>slows down the whole network
>admin adds a password
>get the password off a teacher
>sell the password to people for $5 each
>admin gets buttmad, adds a mac address whitelist
>get the mac address off of a school laptop and spoof my phone with it
>its free wifi
>week later in my IT class we have to manually update all of the school's mobile lab laptops individually because the admin is sick at home and cant push a bulk update
>take the opportunity to log the mac address of every single one
>write a mac address spoofing script for applel + android randomly selecting one from the big list of whitelisted addresses
>requires jailbreaking to work though
>start offering to jailbreak/root phones for $10 after school
>add in access to the school's wifi for $15 more
>people eat this shit up
>i have enough money now for a brand new sweet ass radeon 7970 gaming rig whenever amd finally fucking releases it
>meanwhile everyone is using the school wifi using phones that are spoofed using the same list of 100 or so mac addresses
>school laptops completely unusable. keep getting disconnected every few minutes. all software (word, powerpoint, etc) is hosted on the network.
>students getting upset over the "slow internet" on their phones
>they dont blame me because the laptops are fucking up just as bad, must be the wifi
>admin is freaking out, no idea what the fuck is going on
>school replaces the entire wireless internet infrastructure in the building
>costs them thousands of dollars
>student phones are still using random mac addresses from the list, still interfering with school laptops
>admin gets fired
>i made a shitload of money for a high school kid
>other kids get to use school internet, even if its a little bit "slow"
i have fond memories of high school IT shenanigans

>Tfw poor family, dad moves us all to live in a shitty motel in Vegas
>Can only get internet through the motel's service
>As soon as you open a web browser, you're directed to a web page where you have to enter a key that you purchased which grants you 30 days of internet
>some months dad was too poor for internet
>be me, bored at home with a lot of free time
>quickly realize that all the keys look identical
>A95476212 for example
>Enter A95476213
>It fucking worked
>keep doing that every time dad was too poor
>dad found out, told me to stop
>"hey are you entering numbers in the wifi again?"
>"nah I think our month just didn't run out yet lol"

Read my sister silly conversations live in Facebook through screenshots. Used the smb server exploit of Windows 7.

did you get to see any of your sister's lewds

And if they key wouldn't work, I would just keep trying in numerical order until it did because there was literally no way for it to lock you out after too many attempts lmao. Was back in 2007

Thanks god no, my sister is fat and ugly.

>>high school 2011
>>people keep using their phones on school wifi
Stopped reading right there, smartphones weren't as popular with kids as they are now and most dumbphones wasn't capable of connecting via wifi back then either.
There's also no way in hell the school would provide public wifi for free either, there's also a lot less reason for people to connect their phones to the network, especially since BBM was the shit back then.
How low does life become when you type great walls of paragraphs detailing an obviously fake story just to gain mild satisfaction when somebody replies? Well here's your reply faggot, I hope you sleep well tonight.

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On famous GayPorn-website
>Open inspector in firefox
>Delete click-event-catcher
>Rightclick save video

I want to smell Nico's sweaty feet.

Not even him, but are you retarded? Plenty of kids used Windows Mobile like in 2007, in 2011 almost every kid had HTC Android phone, or iPhone 3G/4. At least males.

just filter German flags m8, /sp/ and Jow Forums's quality will go up a 100%

I still used a shitty flip phone back then, I bought my first smartphone in 2015.

Also the admin is apparently too dumb to even think of changing the password the whole time.

Congratulations, but we aren't talking about Central Africa but something more civilized.

I hacked the github account of gentoo devs and uploaded a bunch of malicious code

Lewd

My school used RM computers for all their it needs.
turns out RM have a whole bunch of default username/passwords

Find text document that tracks number of print jobs left
set to -1

keep track of network map
winpopup with friends

fuck, i'm old

kek, and it's actually funny seeing the plebbit fags complaining about "racism" like it is something new or exclusive to Jow Forums, just were the fuck they think they are?

Did something similar but on a female pissing voyeur site. I did it entirely because streaming was too slow and downloading, while not much faster, at least meant no buffering when it was finished.

uh. dont know what world you lived in, but the motorola razr days were in elementary school for me. in middle school cool kids had iphones, and by the time i was in high school most people had some form of smartphone, even if it was a shitty bargain bin android shitphone
i grew up in the rolling hills and tall mountains of west virginia, even today you are lucky to have reliable cell reception outdoors. now imagine that + 7 years ago + cement bricks reducing signal
the wifi and laptops were part of an expensive and fancy "lets try to kill the stereotype of west virginia being full of technologically retarded rednecks" initiative that failed spectacularly

he did once, but he changed it back because all the teachers kept bothering him to put the new password into their personal phones and laptops

I 'hacked' a local highschool by logging in to their public WiFi using a laptop with Linux. All their users are saved on windows servers with shitty authentication so I was able to browse through everyone's files without ever needing to enter a password. I deleted some excel sheets where they had put in the students' grades and a week later I heard someone got fired for not having graded the exams of ~200 students, turns out some teachers had gone on vacation early after having finished grading the exams and they couldn't reach one of them to ask for the grades and the students got a free pass for that class.

I'm from Eastern Europe and we had free WiFi in high school in 2011. I don't remember much, but you wouldn't find dumbphone there in like 2013 and some kids were from seriously poor families, they still managed to get 150€ for some Android phone that did the job.

yeah, most people here used older iphones or junk androids. and west virginia isnt exactly known for its superfluous wealth

Would this still work today with other sites?
Or do I have to go through a shady downloader site to get my vids?

think I found a hint, maybe finds something saved somewhere

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no, in this case only twitter was hacked

>Provided the iPad to test exploits for HBGary hack
>Made an animated .gif avatar the was flashing colors, and used it to post to an epilepsy forum

So much trolling back in the day. Good times..