NEW MACBOOK PRO 2018 REDESIGN!

please tell me they brought back my function keys and got rid of their stupid strip of touchscreen

wads a combuter

>image shows screen at exactly 90 degrees to the keyboard
If there's one thing the gays (Apple) know, it's the aesthetics of product display.
Therefore we can conclude that OP's picture is FAKE and that OP is a FAG (the derogatory meaning, not the understands-aesthetics meaning).

I like the way you think

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>you have to replace the whole top to replace a keyboard
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>design
it's literally a flat slab with rounded corners attached to a slightly thinner flat slab with rounded corners.

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but wouldn't your wrist hit it then?

Yes, and it will break just as fast as the last one.
It's a complete trainwreck of a design that GUARANTEES you're not having a keyboard for long.

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this is a good thread

Hey what happened to the furry shitposter?
best part of the thread in my opinion

Seeing as you're all empty-headed cunts, let's have a new topic which is incontrovertibly true.

If you don't own apple, it is because you are poor/cannot attract a partner with the holes of your choice.

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Too thick. It's 2018 damnit. Needs to be thinner and lighter.

Where are the ports?

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Just see: Macbooks are basically products without a functional keyboard.

lol2poor

Did your space bar just broke?

in the time you took to write your disgusting attempt at a pithy comment, you could have earned enough at your ameriburger job to cover one ten-thousandth of a macbook
Don't even think about responding to me until you've thought about and accepted your failures in thought and work ethic that have prevented you from acquiring a computer that doesn't make men frown at you and women flee your presence.

I will buy a mac as soon apple release one that is big, repairable and have a dual threadripper 2.

There are no ports, they're making them single-use now.

MACTODDLERS BTFO

you mean like it hits the trackpad?

Is this the tumblr invasion?

Hey, an actual good idea. Just put the function keys back too and we will be onto something.

A miserable pile of secrets

OH THE FUCK CARES ABOUT PORTS? No one really uses them anymore. Look at how slim and light it looks. Laptops for portability and for your stupid ports. Name 1 thing your "think"pads do that this does not. Go on. 1 thing. You bet I am getting this. You scared of change?

>t. mactoddler

Does not require you to replace the whole upper case of the device every 3 weeks because the keyboard broke in a completely unrepairable way.

wish they'd replace the whole keyboard with a touchscreen.
looks good
glad they got rid of the ports. everything is on the cloud anyways.

Apple's design innovations died with Steve Jobs.

fpbp

>mocking apple for moving to USB C
>15" has 4 thunderbolt 3 ports

This is like when the mba was announced and you all raved on how you do daily cd backups and shit and couldn't possibly get an air

what the fuck is that shot

>four thunderbolt3 plugs
>don't blame manufacturers being cheap and using micro B still
>if everyone moved to C already you would only need a C to C cable for phones, tablets,printers, hard drives, webcams etc
>implying thunderbolt 3 is bad
>mbp isn't the thinnest notebook

same thign with muh iphone so thin yet it hasn't gotten thinner in like 5generations

stop being a consumerist

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>Go to type
>Max out volume, close active window and type an emoji by accident

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kek tumblr isnt like this.

Add palm rejection, its simple to do

Palm rejection doesn't really work when there's half a centimetre of sensitivity.

>laptop design has stagnated for at least a decade. i don't know how else someone can innovate in that field.
The surface line manages to be fairly innovative.

Why do they make the edges sharp? Microsoft does this on the Surface too with their tablet you can't even hold.

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It's so you can end it all quickly

rly maed me think

imagine being such a faggot that you need to cover the edges of your laptop because they hurt you

you would know faggot

dumb brainless cultist thinking Steve Jerbs is some magical innovation fairy, kek fucking kids and their idols worshiping.

will it bend?

Haha wouldn't it be funny if someone posted the furry porn to troll everyone that missed it haha..

it looks the same.

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>Name 1 thing your "think"pads do that this does not.
Has an input method integrated into the machine (keyboard)
Thinklight
3 ssds if I want them
Coreboot
Survive fire
Survive Lightning strikes
Support its own weight without folding

>Support its own weight without folding

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Looks like really big flip phone at this point.

Also magnesium fucking chassi

The CPUs are outdated 7th gen

>I missed the joke in 2016/7
You look so stupid

mid 2014 masterrace here. no issues with keyboard so far (i eat on it every day). glad i managed to snag a good model before apple has gone downhill. also have iphone 5 going strong (six years old), it has seen all kinds of shit, it swam in water, i kicked it in the air like a soccer ball, i drop it on a daily basis, and still this shit work. it's a shame apple sacrificed quality so much, i was thinking of a replacement, but now i think i ll just stick to my old mbp and iphone 5 until i die.

same, late 2013 mpb and iphone 7 here. enjoying my setup and feeling sorry for those who paid too much for easy-to-break keyboards. I sincerely do hope that Apple will correct its course with their computer lineup this fall so they might still have a future

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I'm more excited for the new Mac Mini

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>iPhone 7

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>thinner and lighter.

We don't all want laptops like your skinny micro penis

>didn't remove the double insulated symbol

>No 360 hinge
>No touchscreen
>Too heavy to hold as a tablet anyway
>With all that weight, still didn't include good cooling
>Throttles
>Last year's Intel processor
>Costs three times as much as a higher spec pc laptop

I'll pass on that, thanks
Carbon X1, Razer Stealth, or XPS 13 would all be better options

EliteBook 745 G5 is better than all three.

Those older ones were pretty sharp

I mean I'm a man so I didn't buy some BS to cover it, but still sharper than any other laptop I've ever used.

Macbook air could slice bread too!