Is this correct?

Is this correct?

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I wish they'd rename C++ to something else. They've been riding C's coattails for long enough.

>C

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>C++

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Nobody would have given a shit about C++ if it wasn't purposefully named off a massively popular language and promoted as it's "successor".

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Find a flaw

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gotta premix your oil and gasoline
smells like shit because the gas/oil mixture lubricates the chamber as it burns, meaning it burns oil by design

Makes feel that way too when I'm larping as leet to people who don't know it as well as I do. And it's never ever going away. Could there be a language any more based?

It doesn't wash my clothes.

And you know, been mostly backwards compatible with it while offering advanced zero cost abstractions. Hurr durr.

>mostly
those days are long gone

Yes, your point? It was important back in the day for C++ to be adopted in the FIRST PLACE. Idiot. It's not so important when people are using your language already!

Superior

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That is C++. This is C.

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>mostly backwards compatible
>zero cost abstractions
no

You could write a book on C undefined behavior that's as long as both of those--and it still wouldn't cover everything.
C is simple if you stay silent about the complexities.

is c++ syntactic sugar for c?

No, because syntactic sugar improves a language

get on my level faggot

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It's more like syntactic sour patch kids

why didnt he just call it C+? why wasnt a single + good enough`?

why did he have to go all the way?

Does it come with the woman

>Jow Forums in a nutshell

Look like there might have something floating around at the time that could have been referred to as "C+". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actor-Based_Concurrent_Language

Might have been to clear up the ambiguity.

unrelated question but why do the japanese dont like java?

why would stroustrup have given two shits about what some slants in the rice fields programmed?

Yes.

because they're idiots and microsoft got to them first
all computers in japan run microsoft windows, and not even computer nerds will switch because all their ero doujin games were built to run on windows ONLY.
likewise, apple pretty much cornered the smartphone market, all phones are iphones in japan, sometimes you see android, but never samsung, because korea pig disgusting

STL containers alone are a reason to prefer C++.
Unless you're developing stuff for embedded or real time, where
>executable size matters
>you want to use as little dynamic allocation as possible
I see no real reason to use C over C++.
Performance-wise, they are about the same, and C++ sometimes even beats C thanks to more opportunities for compiler optimization.

C#

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enough with the comparisons you low IQ NEETs, just go fucking program something

I can't even imagine what boost would look like.

>low iq
NEETs have a high IQ

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Python + + + + when boys?

do you have the hello world version of this?

No, sorry

fucking kekd hard

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C++'s complexity eventually creeps in

> 999 > 777

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Not very effective as a motorcycle.

>all phones are iphones in japan
Bullshit, flip phones are still quite common.

Java

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>what is the postfix ++ operator

maybe 10 years ago
they dont even show up in anime anymore

>shitty plastic wheels

What is a that, a car for manlets?

Were these made for women?

It really depends on the application you're working with, for some using plain C is like whipping your own balls on purpose.
C is really all about performance, whereas C++ for structured code.

same, I don't know why, but I love sepples.
Maybe I'm a masochist, who knows.

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no

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Is C the most vegetarian language of all?
>Not considered harmful
>Not bloated
>"Easy" to "process" for brainlets
>Creator D, Ritchie was a numale s0yb0y, probably a cuck too

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Nice self portrait.

>syntactic sugar
>you can't even compile most c codebases in a c++ mangler oops i mean compiler

This desu.
C++ gives you way more features and options, but also lets you shoot yourself in the leg easier.

Rename C++ to "C with Bloat"

C vs. C++ == Fit vs. Fat

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extern "C" kiddo

Yes.

why would that be in a pure C codebase idiot-kun?

LISP?

What language is the scythe

>Is this correct?

no.

C is like a supermodel with the mind of a 4 year old child, so dumb that she needs constant attention to avoid being raped to death by wild packs of niggers or drowning herself drinking a cup of water.

C++ is like a gaggle of drunken whores going wild together at the bar. They're all over the board in hotness, and there are only one or two who both look cute enough to you and that are still in your league, but the room is so packed you can barely find anybody or keep them straight, and you will guaranteed more than once run into one of the ugly cockblocking friends you couldn't dodge. Also, the room is full of stinky Pajeets trying to talk themselves up the entire time.

>Not in employment or education or training
>Implying high iq

Assembler
Machine code

>C

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>C++

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>Rust, Ruby

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>JavaScript, Python, PHP, Perl

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>Java

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>Swift, ObjectiveC, ObjectPascal, HyperCard, AppleScript

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>Assembly, sh, unreal, Wolfram, MATLAB

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the woman is C, the scythe is OOP

fuck off cucking faggot

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>MATLAB, R

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>common lisp

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>R

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>calling a woman a C
YOU FUCKING SEXIST MONSTER

>FORTRAN

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C = British SAS
C++ = Green Berets
C# = Paracomando
Java = Marines
Kotlin = Marine Raider

>Java

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why is it such a pain to use on linux (*´д`*)

Don't C++ constructors provide automatic memory allocation? What's the point of C than?

keeps the pajeets from pooing up projects

>v-tables
>zero cost
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Forgot Dylan and NewtonScript

the other way around, sepples is bloated with tons of makeup and surgery while hiding a hideous gook body, whereas c just werks

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Which C++ mostly inherits, you silly goose.

jesus christ what a scam

that makes ZERO sense
the point of undefined behavior is that it's undefined - there is no specification, nothing to know, so what book do you want to write about it?
you are thinking of what gcc does when the programmer uses undefined behavior, which is useless. You'd be writing bugs into your code deliberately.

It wouldn't make sense anyways, since c++ also has those and its book would still be bigger than c's.

>you are thinking of what gcc does when the programmer uses undefined behavior, which is useless. You'd be writing bugs into your code deliberately.
Yes? Hurr durr. And lol nobody is saying you need to know it so you can use it, but to avoid that shit. But it's probably impossible to make a nontrivial C program without undefined behavior sneaking in.

So? C++ is shit too. The point is to make sure people know C is not great either.

Does that mean that C is stupid?

Dont use inheritance then. C++ is better than C even if you write C-style code and only utilize templates and RAII.

yes
bloat vs efficient

>not getting down on your knees and munching on some delicious fiber.
Kek.

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Nah, C would be some skinny ratface with an arm missing.

Just stop it, Bjarne.

>gotta premix your oil and gasoline

The fuck are you talking about? That's a 4 cycle mower, you premix only on 2 cycle engines.