"Things you can say about your OS, but not your girlfriend."
"Things you can say about your OS, but not your girlfriend."
install gentoo
I'm the only one that uses it on my family
I have one
Resource hog.
It's free
I had multiple OSs in my life....
it isnt slow and bloated
A dedicated team of trained professionals is working on it every day....oh wait
It rarely crashes, but when it does it's some other driver's fault.
It just werks
i'm dual booting windows 10 and kubuntu
You make me feel blue
I love you
Virus free.
It exists
It's useful
It needs to be updated
It's not used by a heard of nigger cattle
it's fairly hands on and requires some fiddling but once you get there it's a rewarding experience
It gets better over time
Until it throws a bitchfit for no reason
herd*
I hate that it's always going down on me just when I need it most.
It's 16 years old
Its never had an intruder exploit its backdoor.
but I don't have a girlfriend
Underrated
The two guys that made it want a gender swap
It exists.
it's free
Kek
Relatively stable, even with a few years of bloat
It looks aesthetically pleasing
I can just b myself with it, I don't have to change anything about myself to make it happy, I mean function