What's your excuse for not owning a umpc?

What's your excuse for not owning a umpc?

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I have an iPhone.

they're expensive and my laptop does the job

I have termux on android

I remember Transmeta too.

Teamviewer is a thing now.

I have an android smartphone and if I just want to fap I use a shitty core 2 duo or whatever is laying around in my room like my ibook or my samsung nc-10

The only decent one leaves a lot to be desired, is expensive as fuck, and has chink production issues.
I am not about to drop $800+ dollars on a device that I might need to send back to get repaired in 2 months.

>he will never be a fashionable Linux engineer typing the text on her keyboard to chat with the girlfriends

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my thinky is 12". it fits anywhere you would store a umpc, since you're definitely not getting it in a pocket (unless you weigh as much as Big Pun).