"select all the cars"

>"select all the cars"
>do so
>"please also select from the new images"
>select cars again
>after doing so, wait four days for the new images to appear
>select the cars among them
>"sorry, incorrect, try again"
>repeat sixteen times
>finally successful, green symbol appears
>click post
>"you seem to have mistyped the captcha.."
>repeat everything
>"sorry, your machine seems to send automated messages, you're banned for six mellenia"
REEEEEEEE IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF WHAT IS THIS SHIT

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STREAM IT

This is why mobile posting is superior.

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>not using audio captcha

You can still get them on mobile

buy a pass

after doing a fresh install of win7 and curating it of all phone-home bullshit, scheduled tasks etc. before plugging the ethernet in, somehow the fades are way quicker, there's almost no delay at all really.

Don't know what happened but it's probably just temporary

Nope. Latest version of Clover doesn't allow them.

Turn off adblocker. It's Google's way of punishing you for illegally evading their analytics ;^)

i dont want to give the owner of this site my name. im not sure how the stripe thing shows things to merchants because theres absolutely no documentation anywhere about it.

i have browser audio disabled because it might get abused and i dont need it.

This is nothing, select signs is nigh impossible to solve.

dude just use the audio captcha lmao

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Hiroshimoot recently set the captcha difficulty to maximum
it has nothing to do with us tracking you

>tfw doing so immediately causes the "we suspect your computer sends automated messages" shit

>us

>recently set the captcha difficulty to maximum
bs

This is what you get for living in a third world country where the IP block is notorious for spam and captcha is more rigorous
90% of the time I don't even need to solve a captcha, it just goes green
Feels good being white

Buy a pass, goy.

i dont want my name in 4chans database

No name required to purchase it.

he gets it and the card number from the payment processor

Google recaptcha is being a nigger here too. For the past month or so, its been getting increasingly worse.

Now I have to solve like 5-6 failed verify before I can post. Each verify requires anywhere from 3-7 solves.

Gookmoot DO SOMETHING!!!!

he would just make it even harder like he already did by adding those random mistyped errors.

"failed"
You know you didn't fail it. The captcha is just saying that to make you feel at fault, meanwhile it is loading more images to choose, which is what it was always going to do in the first place.

?

Same shit for me in the past 3 days

Fuck jewgle

I have pass it shows up as 4 Chan on the billing

I have a feeling that google actively makes captchas harder the more you do them, with the logic being 'if you're doing lots of captchas you're trying to spam something'.

Wrong i get the same shit with jdownloader

Its something Google did

>oy vey

>complaining about a botnet within your botnet
the absolute fucking state of this board

there's no better alternative to jdownloader

yes but the Jow Forums admin will see your name from the payment processor and i dont want that

take off the tin foil hat

posting from clover with nojs captcha doesn't have this problem

Hmm, this worked first time

no. getting it with bitcoin could be a option but getting anonymous bitcoins is hard.

>there's no better alternative to malware
discounting the spyware it installs the actual program phones home too

You are not an human obviously

oh no they will find out my porn browsing habits

what am i ever going to do

do passcucks still get the ads

seems to work well with Jow Forums-x "noscript captcha"

Using JDownloader has seriously fucked with my secret recaptcha rating.

yeah

Doesn't allow what? I still get the "click on cars" thing

Doesn't allow the "click on all x until they disappear" captcha.

i have this curse.. if i visit a site, everything's fine - until i contribute money. buy their merch, send them something on patreon, buy a pass - as soon as i do this, the site goes down.

i could destroy Jow Forums just by getting a pass.

> click on the street signs
>
> does the sign post count as part of the sign?
> that pic has about ten percent of the sign, do i click on that?
> what about that blurry green shape in the background - that could be a sign...

they need to use something that we all have a lot of experience in detecting. pic related.

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Do it, you'd be doing all of us a favor

>select all street signs
>theyre not street signs
>please try again
Google, some faggots advertisement for an apartment to rent is not a fucking street sign.

if you believe Umberto "Semiotics" Eco, EVERYTHING is a sign. just select everything.

all objects with text in them are street signs

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You know what to do.

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um, just buy a pass sweetie.

>"Increase the Captcha difficulty level."

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Kek

>just be logged into gmail

can someone explain this. I LITERALLY have a gmail tab open all day in my browser and i STILL HAVE TO FILL 3-4 CAPCHAS. what the fuck is this

Google cares more about niggers and browns than whites
Perhaps it thinks you as a nigger based on your browser analytics

>getting anonymous bitcoin is hard
Wot

WRONG

happening to me too. i was wondering why. fucking annoying

^

the captcha seemingly works but then it gives me a captcha malfunctioned error. do you have umatrix? do you use tamper, violent or greasemonkey? one thing i ran into was that tampermonkey would eventually ask for donations and when you don't donate, it stops working. violentmonkey sometimes doesn't work correctly, you get duplicated references on post quotes, have to reload the page for the reply count to update etc.

I use ublock origin (disabled) + Jow Forums-x in chromium

just get a pass goy

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I remember the good old days when captcha was just 2 words and it was obvious which one was the mandatory one so you could just ignore the other word

>"select all the cars"
>selects road sing
>get's accepted
Humanity will prevail in the presence of the overbot
life will alyways find it's way

just kill yourself disgusting anime pedo fag

anime website

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